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(He/abstra) TME || I draw and write sometimes. I'm very normal about the things I like, I swear ;-;

[themoderncryptidcrypt]

Hi! I'm Crypt/Cryptid/Mod (He/him abstra/abstract)

I'm primarily a fandom artist and just general chatty person. I don't have any fandoms I'm super into at the moment bc I'm fixated on my own projects :]

General interests:

-Books

-Dvds/cds (physical media my love)

-Teddies

-Political satire

-Some dark humor (More the morbid kind, not bigoted bullshit)

-Folk horror

I MAKE A LOT OF HORROR CONTENT! I love horror, which means some content can be uncomfortable and stuff, I try my best to tag appropriately and accordingly.

DNI: Proship, bigots, russia supporters, and zionists.

Here's my ko-fi, I plan to open commissions soon!!

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Creds:

DVD Crazy - Junabuggy

Mixed Media - Cheriisoda

Ginger Snaps - xxp0stm0rt3mxx

Nyan cat divider - animatedglittergraphics-n-more

Last Updated: 9.5.26

Tags:

#Cryptid's art

#Cryptid's writing

#Crypt's memes

#Crypt rambles - Only used for some text posts, particularly longer ones, usually ones talking about my day or stuff I want to keep in mind

#This post is about _____ - Posts that are worded vaguely, but about certain subjects, usually fandoms. To avoid confusion

HOOH!! (Image by Teu Fort Angel)

[spiribia]

They just let cats run off with raccoons. Whatever

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[tractorgoth]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[angelsaxis]

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

[oysters-aint-for-me]

taking my jestosterone bc i’m a fool

[drchucktingle]

tough but fair

[nekosaws]

reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers

[speggehtix3]

one of the "these can and should coexist" things to me is "there are numerous fat people who eat healthy and exercise and could beat the average skinny person in a hike" and "fat people who are fat and arent athletic and dont eat super healthy and do get winded walking up hills also are apart of fat liberation and deserve love too"

both of these are true and both deserve love and to be able to be accepted and get proper healthcare

[nando161mando]

[edenemy-art]

yeah this is a good game

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @anxiety-cheese)

[chinesewednesday]

[luidilovins]

my couchsona

[pigswithwings]

women in STEM (suffering, torment, excruciating pain, misery)

[pigswithwings]

thank you for tagging your ocs this post is also about an oc

[snapdragon-rawrz]

so this is basically hwo it is

[byjove]

I do not agree with veganism as a moral standard. If it is your personal moral stance, that is fine. If you think humans eating meat is inherently immoral, I don’t want to deal with you, you’re hopeless. Vegan ideology behaves more like a sect of evangelical Christianity than a dietary choice.

[literallycrashingoutrn]

Veganism is better for the environment, but claiming that it's a morally superior choice ignores cultural and economic factors that make people eat animal products.

[byjove]

It is not inherently better for the environment. That is the thing. When you begin trying to explain that local, sustainably sourced animal protein is better for the environment than imported plant proteins that are farmed 3,500 miles away using slave labor, they start tuning you out. Down is better for the environment than polyester stuffing, leather is better for the environment than pleather. We should work on making animal agricultural practices more sustainable instead of trying to shame everyone into eating plant products that are also farmed unethically and unsustainably.

[p3anut47]

id like to interact with my mutuals more but i get scared pls forgive me

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @bingus48)