All Fed Up with Nowhere to Go (The Less Than Ideal Prepper Part 2)
As you may know, we had a bit of a cold snap [in some areas] earlier this week. A foot of snow and -10 temperatures brought half the country to a standstill for a short time. Afterwards, I was out on a weekly grocery run when I realized there was no bread and no fresh meat at all in the store. A young couple saw this at the same time. The young woman asked, "But what are we supposed to do now?" They obviously had never been in a situation where the store just did not have what they wanted. After getting home, I crept to my basement and lifted the lid of my chest freezer. Gazing at my hoard of frozen beef as Smaug lords over his treasure, I said, "What indeed... BWAHAHAHAH!"
(No I really did. Felt very self conscious coming out of the storeroom with my wife there.)
This yet again drove home the need for food security. In my mind it is the number one priority, because in any emergency you are going to need a stockpile of food. I have found it helpful in times of underemployment, dipping into food supplies to ease the cost of the kitchen. Hopefully times of plenty return before these stocks run out!
I did a very small, informal survey of some people’s food supplies (either by asking or snooping.) I have always heard that the average home has only three days food in it. I still don’t buy that. Sure, my bachelor friends were on the low end with half a pizza and a case of Pabst in their fridge, but ones with families tended to have two weeks to a month on hand. Interestingly, a trio of brothers I know who claim to be Preppers would be out of food within a week, maybe two. When it’s all said and done, I would put an average at more like two weeks. After that it would get dicey for most people.
Of course, that all depends on when was the last time they got a resupply in. My youngest son shops only once a month, when his check comes in. Catch him on the 25th instead of the 5th and it looks a lot different. So some people will feel the pinch of a disruption within a few days, others a few weeks; very few could go even for two months with just what they have in house. The looting that seems to spring up around the third or fourth day in a crisis (Katrina, Watts) tends to be more economic than survival oriented.
Again, I say I prefer a bug out strategy to a safer location with food stockpiles prepositioned there. But this assumes passable roads, workable vehicles, and someplace specific to drive to. This may not always be an option. I think, realistically, that many people will have to shelter in place even though that isn’t their first choice. Therefore even if you do have a bug out plan, having supplies on hand to stay put is also necessary.
When to stay and when to go? This question is one of the most debated in survivalism. I subscribe to the Ragnar Benson school of thought: Don’t be a refugee. Period. If you have a place to go to, a REAL place that is yours, then that is not being a refugee. But packing everyone in the Explorer and heading for Canada, that’s not a plan. You are usually better off on your home territory, where you know some of your neighbors, where you know the little details that might help you find what you need. If your crisis is localized (earthquake, storm) I would definitely stay put. The country will mobilize even if it takes a week or two. If it’s nationwide but unsafe to travel (pandemic) I would again stay in place as long as possible. National economic collapse will take a few days to steamroll, something like that would be time to drive for the hills.
If I get the choice I would evacuate my family to my bug out location. We have a farm set up to be a sustainable, survivable retreat location. My family has the skill set to make this work. It’s a realistic alternative to staying in the city, and even with the merits of being on home ground, don’t kid yourself. I don’t think the city will be pretty if your crisis lasts more than two weeks. But if you think squatting on someone’s land out in the country will be a nonviolent, well fed alternative to a city crisis, think again. The majority of land owners in the country are armed and have a fanatical territoriality about defending their family land from outsiders. Hordes of hungry city folk will not find a warm reception in the woods. If you don’t belong there, I advise you not to go unless it is just that damn bad in town. DON’T be a refugee!
There is also the matter of what type of food people have on hand. Let’s say there is a pandemic and leaving your home for the foreseeable future would be bad. Also assume the power went out (electricial engineers have families too.) Here’s how to eat:
1. Cook as much refridgerated, then frozen food as you can. Hopefully you have a barbeque grill or at least a camp stove. Laying in a big bag of charcoal at the end of summer just for this purpose is not a bad idea. Cook it all up well done. If you have a supply of salt, sprinkle a good portion on both sides of meat and rub it in. Salt helps prevent spoilage. Wrap it /bag it up tight in whatever you have handy, then put wrapped packages in tupperware if possible or at least a tight fitting container. Put container in coolest place in the house. Try this out with an experimental roast and see what happens.
2. Supplement the meat with whatever greens you have in the fridge. Clean out the fridge and freezer if you don’t think the power is going to come back after three days. Get ahead of the smell. Otherwise open the door as few times as possible to keep the cold in. My chest freezer in the basement has a lower compartment where I have ten gallons of ice frozen up hard. That should buy me some extra time and give me some drinking water for later.
3. What you are not eating (at first) is anything in your pantry or cabinets. Eat up all the perishables first to the exclusion of dry goods like pasta, rice, all that crap in the cabinet you never really get hungry enough to eat. Now you eat it.
4. Dead last to eat is canned goods. They keep the longest, they are by definition already cooked (you can eat anything straight from the can), the most portable and tradable if need be.
A note on water: While you need it more than food to live, water tends to fall from the sky where I live. Food not so much. Your water heater has 30 to 50 gallons of drinkable water in it. See the valve at the bottom? Drain valve. Get a hose and/or a pan and there you go. If there is time, fill up bathtubs with water for flushing toilets. I keep some gallons of water stored but not much. Also think about secondary sources. We have a 150 gallon fish pond in the backyard we hand dug (By we, I mean me.) My wife’s ornamental pond is my reservoir with a little boiling.
By the time you are down to your canned goods, you have to be thinking of a resupply. If it is a regional disaster, resupply will come from the rest of the country. If it is a national persistent disaster, you have to grow your own or trade for it if possible. By the time you are out of food everyone else will be too. Think of your stored food as a means to an end. Either the crisis gets under control and things get normalized, or you are able to get a sustainable food source going. If neither of these outcomes happen when the last of the cans are gone, you have what we call a problem.
As the Less than Ideal prepper, have a starting goal of three months of stored food. More would be better, but we have to budget and we have to start somewhere. It has to be food you will actually eat and can actually cook with the lights off. 50 pounds of rice is of little use if you can’t boil water. Ideally get food staples you eat regularly and can fold into your regular eating plan. When I buy peanut butter, for instance, I take it downstairs and swap it out with the oldest peanut butter I have. Then we eat the oldest in the kitchen and nobody is the wiser (after dusting it off).
I have a 3 level strategy. The kitchen holds our ‘normal’ food. Since it is heavily reinforced with staples and canned goods from the basement, just what is in our kitchen is good for 2 to 4 weeks depending on when the last shopping trip was. The basement has about 3 months of canned goods, rice in 5 gallon buckets, dry goods, plus the freezer. I fret about this being low, but it’s low because I have prepositioned another 3 months food at my Dad’s bugout farm. So my stocks are split evenly between where I want to be and where I am.
I keep all this in the open in a storeroom downstairs. This way, I can quickly grab cases, load up a car and go. If I was staying put, I would transfer all this reserve food to hiding places around the house. It would take less than an hour either way. If someone forces my house or sneaks in, they can get the upstairs food but they are less likely to get the hidden downstairs food. Thieves will leave when they get a portable score, but tend to keep searching if they are coming up empty. You don’t want the risk of breaking and entering for no payoff. So give them some decoy food to steal and everyone’s happy.
Food can be hidden all sorts of places. A paneled basement is excellent. Nobody will take the time to unscrew the panels from the walls! So is the housing of a washer and dryer. Pull out a dresser drawer and find the hollow space underneath. Load up a storage tub marked Easter decorations. Behind books on a shelf or even better behind a false back in the shelf. In a true emergency, you can hide multiple caches of supplies around the house, so that nobody could loot all of them. Use your head.