Bird that's flown into my room.

w͐̊̓͒ͫͭh͛ͪit͊́e͗͗̃̾̈́ ͥ̈̈ͣ̐͂ṁͥͯ̈̑aͣ̊͐ͨĝ́̍͒̄͗i͒̓c̔ͮͧ̓ͪͤk̂́̓ ̚ac̽̿i̓͛ͯ͑͐̃dͥ̑̌̀̅̄ ̐̽̋w̌̊̂̊ͧi͋̒ͯͧt̾ͤ͑c̈͌ͪh 666 Goldblood • INFJ •  For too long the human race has ignored the signs. Your planet is nearing destruction. Salvation is reserved for those who pass the tests. If you survive, an elevated existence awaits. Initiate phase

[semitatemporale-blog]

[ditzystella-deactivated20180907]

Yep!

😽

[memewhore]

[effsm11111111111111-deactivated]

I love how in gen 3 all the gym leaders are like ‘hey theire frendo! gimme your best shot and lets have fun!’ and in gen 2 literally the first gym leader is like ‘fuck people who hate birds im gonna beat your ass with birds’

[themongrelcat-blog]

turn down for what

[ninthwardjawn-deactivated201902]

reasons i want to look GOOD 

for myself

for myself

to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts

for myself

[themongrelcat-blog]

reblogging for relevance

[gotgconspirator]

If you look at a Canadian Goose, any goose really, and reeeaaally look at it, it doesn’t look like it should WORK??? Like, how can it balance like that? It’s a blob with two sticks on one end, and a snake thing on the other end. How is that supposed to balance??

[fed-durst]

[meeshay]

@dimedog

[dimedog]

IS THIS THE RUSSIAN CHICKEN BOY?

IT IS

I LOVE HIM

[aiweirdness]

Disturbingly vague ingredients generated by neural network

This neural network, a learning algorithm trained on 30MB of cookbook recipes, generates new recipes based on probabilities. The resulting ingredients, while their words are individually probable, can end up disturbingly vague. “Yeah… I’m pretty sure this recipe’s gonna contain some… chunks.”

¼ cup white seeds 1 cup mixture 1 teaspoon juice 1  chunks ¼ lb fresh surface ¼ teaspoon brown leaves ½ cup with no noodles 1  round meat in bowl

[praial]

[vanilla-coke-float]

#me

[fantasticcatadventures-deactiva]

just when I thought my job couldn’t get any better I met a guy there who has 5 cats AND used to run a cat rescue. He has several cat tattoos and spent our entire lunch hour showing me pics and trading cat stories with me. Yesterday he came over to my desk to show me pics of his friend’s new kitten too!!

[memewhore]

[kittykittykittykittykitty]

Cats.

(that’s alll)

[the-humdrum-gatsby]

"If he writes her a few sonnets, he loves her. If he writes her 300 sonnets, he loves sonnets"

- my english professor

[pervocracy]

I think about this quote all the time and I feel like it explains a lot of things about human behavior

[cattechnology]

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

*hacker voice* I’m in

[dan-barrett]

[flowerinaflame]

Third base is having a panic attack in front of your boyfriend for the first time

[observando]

[eearth-deactivated20180601]