The Misunderstood Eccentric Philosopher

[chilewithcarnage]

pussy so tight it crack dicks like crab legs

[charlesoberonn]

dick so thick it cracks pussies open like clams

[chilewithcarnage]

you know it brother

[ratfuck]

i hope chris pratt’s mario impersonation offends so many italian americans that he gets put on a mob hit list

[doubleca5t]

as a matter of scientific curiosity, how big is your cock

ask your mom

[just-shower-thoughts]

“ngl” implies that there are times when you’re gl.

[just-shower-responses]

gl!!! im gonna be fucking false with you bestie!

[bottommemes]

bottoms lemme hear yall make some noise !

[caduceussaysfuck]

mmh.,,, ow! hah.. ah… mmmh…

[bottommemes]

never mind !

[snapsicle]

other scorpions have really badass tail stingers and claws, but the lesser known tailless whip scorpion has an even better defense mechanism:

just grab shit

[arourias]

[unyanizedcatboys]

[catchymemes]

[akak4]

So fun

[dreamlogic]

I wanted to explain myself to myself in an understandable way. I gave  shape to my fears and made excuses. I varied my  velocities, watched myselves sleep. Something’s not right about what I’m doing but I’m still doing it– living in the worst parts, ruining myself. My inner life is a sheet of black glass. If I fell through the floor I would keep falling. The enormity of my desire disgusts me.

Richard Siken, “Birds Hover the Trampled Field” from War of the Foxes (via dreamlogic)

[womaninpearls-deactivated201908]

As I get older I’m finding that a lot of the “intellectuals” I used to admire are actually just condescending and pretentious. And also realizing how much more important it is to be present, considerate, and empathetic because nobody really knows what they’re talking about and anyone who claims to know everything about anything is feeding you bs.

[extra-stuff]

“When I was young, I admired clever people. Now that I am old, I admire kind people.” - Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel

[hallowsaesthetic-deactivated201]

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[saturnsatin-deactivated20160113]

Important!

[takecare-takecare-takecare-deac]

This is incredible and I’m also going to add emergencykitten.com

Because who doesn’t occasionally have an emergency that requires a kitten

[themonsteringofme]

Nocturnal Rhapsodies

When I wake in the night And see you tangled with me It gives me such a thrill That someone else is real Real enough to be here Blocking away the fear The way you sleep and snore Never makes you a bore It gives me night time feels That can't be expressed by daybirds's trills You Just Existing is pretty cool, huh? Like, isn't that the shit? Experiencing all this life with someone else Wow Anyways, back to sleep I'll go My little graham cracker and Enjoy your dreams As much as I enjoy life with you

[themonsteringofme]

Dear Lover, Let Me Burn

Dear sweet primavera lover

Leave, chase springwind shepherd boys

Of gentle manners and domestic hearths

Legacy of mayflies are their worth

Nice. Kind. Meek. Humble. Impotent. Safe

  I was born in the storm

Tempest my teacher Chaos my creator

I will cry havoc to status quo

Reach crimson-stained hands out

And rend life asunder

  Damned be my days Dionysian are my nights

Heaven is my foe, Megiddo is the field

Revolution is the creed

  Like Herculean Hannibal of Carthage I march

I march forward to Fortuna to demise

Before spread Arcadian fields fertile

Behind my strides Nemesis reaps the harvest

Reaps the cost of Fortune's blessing

  Depart my lover to the rolling hills

Flee o nymph to your bubbling streams

Mirth filled days are your merit

Soft caresses and sweet nothings what you deserve

  Let me burn

[agloryofcelestials]

I believe not in dieties on high Angels in our midst or demons below Nor in elaborate rituals ad nauseum When I stare at the expanse of space No gentle stars guide my way Or direct my fate preordained Gorging abyss ever so hungry fills my thoughts Mystic music of the spheres silenced ...

[agloryofcelestials]

In autumn fields where I lay Branches quiver, leaves dance unguided As dancers ecstatic with Bacchus of old Pale grass seethes against my blanket my raft Astral lights shine down on this obscure Body in this lonely vibrant valley Nocturnal breeze licks my skin Overwhelming as a lover’s...

[themonsteringofme]

Fire and Blood (excerpt)

Pierce our standards into the sky

March to Pearly and Damned Gates

Torch the temples

Raze the world to ashes

Trample the false underfoot 

Blast the trumpet to the spheres

To begin the butchery of gods and devils

[themonsteringofme]

Astral Apirations -or- On Consuming Aether

I. I but infinitesimal being seek

to consume and be consumed by divine fire

II. The billowing orbs of the firmament

blaze forth on high, lighting our way

III. My mundane blood yearns for the sacred blaze

IV. Blacken this crimson iron river

Purify with all-consuming ether

V. Suffocate my ivory neck. Clasp it.

Gorge me on ichor divine

VI. My ephemeral wisps are but idols

to the eternal cosmic furnace

[macewinrude]

Song hits too hard.