The Mortal Path

A 5e Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

[valtsv]

perhaps you're right about a flaming sword being a useless and extremely hazardous weapon to wield but the fact remains that i am wielding this kickass flaming sword and you are not

[inglenew]

naruto bagins

please listen to @themortalpath​

[themortalpath]

we're a good show bront

[inflagrante-delicatessen]

sometimes the best thing you can do is to just take a nap

by which I mean take a nap to avoid being caught by the uptown guards of a low-magic world bc you made a 15.1 foot vertical leap and made a bad first impression on a mutual ally AND goofed up real bad

[bunniope]

oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open

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@themortalpath

[candletrails]

“Crime’s fine around here. We have a crime corner. We literally sit there for breakfast.” 

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The Mortal Path: Kids're Haunted

The Mortal Path: Porous Rocks But Bad

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Pigeon 🤝 Clammy "Clam-Clam"

show note cw: harm to a child

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is a marble a d0 or a d1?

[f1rstperson]

@ any mathematician followers

[inflagrante-delicatessen]

I threw this question into the @themortalpath discord and someone said we were "bringing the evil kind of math into dnd tonight"

which

valid

[inflagrante-delicatessen]

Big Boss @ the Dark Lady:

your vibes? rancid

your gimmick? wack

me?? I'm cool as hell

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Findex is the only TMP character who has their shit together and I love it

[asterdeer]

omg taro is an avatar of the end and his patron is oliver banks

[inflagrante-delicatessen]

the bloodchuggers have three switches:

shenanigans and lunch dates

scammin'

time to do a murdercrime

the other switches are lovin' findex hours and 📯 but they're always turned on

[circumstellart]

a few taro doodles! (ft. an unfinished gremlin nerium)

[themortalpath]

These are INCREDIBLY excellent Taro sketches, thank you so much for drawing these!!!

[candletrails]

Iiiii can’t remember the descriptions for anything (including Nat’s new hair, oops), but I had to scribble something anyway because that scene was Extremely Good

and have I mentioned that Natalia is badass and scary and I love her very much?

[themortalpath]

YOOOO THIS IS SO GOOD!!!! Such a fantastic moment, and you captured it so well, thank you!!!

[windmillwizard]

[image 1: a digital drawing of a photograph of three people standing side by side. on the left is a slim halfling (melvyn) with olive tone skin, curly brown hair, stubble and green eyes. he wears an open collar white shirt and is looking to his left and smiling. to his left is a halfling woman (nerium) who is looking forward and grinning. she has dark brown hair held up in a bun, brown skin and wears a dress in several shades of green. melvyn holds up his fingers in a peace sign above her head. to her right is an elven woman (pelleth) with long ginger hair, a round face and pale skin. she is winking and grinning at the viewer and wearing a frilly blue shirt with a red ribbon attached to the collar. she has her hand on nerium’s shouler. behind them is the sky during early evening, the sun shining high above them.

image 2: a drawing of melvyn, looking forlorn and holding a photograph in a dark room. He now has streaks of grey in his hair and bags under his eyes and wears a rumpled green shirt. 

image 3: another drawing of melvyn in the dark room, this time sitting on the end of a bed with the photo set down next to him. he holds his face in his hands, hunched over. ]

It’s been a long 24 years…

(some art for @themortalpath !) 

[themortalpath]

THIS! IS! GORGEOUS!!! Thank you SO much for drawing this, it's AMAZING!!!

[marshfall]

Hi I’m Taro Trade Mark Cwazy Crwepes and I work at Cwazy Cwrepes..

[inflagrante-delicatessen]

iago is a himbo

a pat on the chest that is very very very slightly homoerotic

slippy kitty

zappy. goes. awoo.

this is bad