PERSNICKETYGIBBON

Shush, chatty monkey.

[mountainmoonvolcano]

[silosenovengo]

And then Legolas jumped on his shield like a skateboard and totally rode it down the stairs. And he started shooting arrows like a motherfucker and was really cool.

J.R.R. Tolkien, somewhere in The Two Towers.

[msrose1322]

I want you to know exactly where I am. And where you can always find me.

[diamondguls]

We bobbin

[laughingsquid]

A Little Siberian Husky and a Big Malamute Verbally Argue About Who Gets Which Side of the Comfy Bed

[great-tweets]

IT’S NAME IS FLOP

[jackhawksmoor]

that’s it, folks, we’ve reached peak cute

[deep-dark-fears]

Happy New Year 2009! An anonymous fear submitted to Deep Dark Fears - thanks!

My new book “The Creeps” is available now from your local bookstore, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Book Depository, iBooks, IndieBound, and wherever books are sold. You can find more information here.

[skunkbear]

Astronaut Scott Kelly has spent more time in space than any other American. He has also played solo ping pong with a ball of water and two hydrophobic paddles. Scott Kelly is an American hero. 

Image Credit: NASA

[slowo-boze]

[sketchasaurusrex]

GIVE

[gifsboom]

[dancegavindance-deactivated2019]

generally I love raccoons but this looks like an enemy from a Souls game

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

they grabb

[jasondean]

tag yourself as a chicken (im all of them tbh)

[chirobe]

Philomachus Pugnax.

[fionaostbyillustration]

Ready for windter seasonm but for a pantaloon

[hardcockforhitchcock]

“My dearest daughter, never marry for money, fame, power or security. Always follow your heart.”

-The Fall (2006)

[vintar]

i was at the zoo and just kind of vagueing out leaning on a rail and watching the duck pond and in the background a kid started yelling “he’s coming for you! he’s coming for you!!” and i thought it was some game she was playing with her family or something up until i felt a little hand grab my elbow and looked down to see this tiny wide-eyed child staring up at me with the world’s most serious expression and she said in a solemn voice

“he’s here for you”

and something reached out and grabbed my other hand

it turns out that a resident cockatoo has figured out that if it just waddles back and forth along the rail it can get the maximum amount of attention and headskritches with the minimum amount of flying and objectively this is very cute but at the same time this was very nearly the way that a grown adult died of a heart attack at the zoo

[vintar]

# wait wtf is that the bird from the adelaide zoo??? # I CAN’T BELIEVE THERE’S A POST ABOUT MY SWORN ENEMY # he literally chases after you if you ignore him fck that guy holyshti

lmao yep that’s the one!

i love bird tumblr so much, where else could you go “hey look at this bird” and have a complete stranger not only know where it lives, but declare that it’s their nemesis

[sixpenceee]

Manukura is a white kiwi bird, the only known white kiwi in the world. She was born at the National Wildlife Centre Pukaha, in New Zealand. 

[bekahs-birds]

Luna, Queen of Pinfeathers

[becausebirds]

Surfer swans having the time of their life.