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I’ve seen some people interpret macaroni as like, an actual drug you can smoke. Which is GREAT, but I propose an alternative:

It’s literally just mac and cheese cups. And when they need a hit they just pop it in the microwave and take it out and dump the cheese packet in and are like “OHHHH YEAHHH THATS THE STUFFF” but they’re literally just eating mac and cheese.

Johnny Toast invented the SpongeBob mac and cheese cups confirmed.

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A few P.I.E. boys headcanons cuz I’m bored:

•Johnny Ghost prefers to be called Ghost in pretty much any circumstance- not only does it differentiate him from his partner, who he insists people just call Johnny, he also just thinks it sounds cooler.

•Toast was only half cured of his werewolf bite. Ghost TECHNICALLY succeeded in finding him an antidote that’d ensure he kept ‘more’ of his humanity during a full moon, but it didn’t fully get rid of the transformation. Now it’s a sorta half transformation where certain parts of him become werewolf-like (ex: his arms and legs), but other parts still appear human (ex: his head and torso).

•Spooker uses a cane. Why? Because I’m projecting and I think Spooker probably has chronic pain issues.

•More projection and also this one is less of an overall headcanon and more just how I draw/write my version of Toast specifically: Toast is half blind. Still deciding if I’m gonna give it a lore reason or if it’s just genetic like my eye issues but we’ll see.

•I will die on this hill but Ghost listens to emo and punk rock almost exclusively, while Toast listens to 2000s-2010s pop music. This leads to many car rides of Ghost enduring Toast singing to One Direction and begging for the aux.

•Ghost and Toast LIVE in the HQ, with the uppermost floor serving as their apartment area. (They also let Spooker and Colon crash in the lobby when they’re closed.)

•Ghost still has every birthday gift Toast has given him and insists that it’s just because he hasn’t gotten around to selling it yet, but really it’s just because he’s sentimental and they provide comfort when Toast isn’t around.

•Toast likes to gloat that he built all the furniture in their apartment but it was all flat-pack furniture and he only did it by himself because Ghost very conveniently was horribly sick at the time.

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Got inspired by Spooker using a cane and found a really good reference!! Also I’m in love with @denpapie ‘s design so I did a slight spin on it :3

Reference under the cut!

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THIS IS SO COOL OH MY GOD?? I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

#actually sobbing #LOOK AT HIM GO

Your headcanon serving of the day: Mary Toast never existed. She was just made up by Toast so that, when people asked if he was single, he could just say he had a wife and rattle off some details about her to seem convincing. Truthfully, everything he said about Mary were just things about Ghost that he noticed and/or loved, and the whole reason he avoided getting into any relationships was because my man was pining HARD for Ghost. Ghost is also the only one that knew Mary wasn’t real, but he continues to give Toast crap about it.

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