Best Friends Means Forever, Cunt

Summer, 28, Denmark. I fuck around on the internet 'cause I don't have anything else to do with my life...

[bob-belcher]

[avpdgirlfriend]

ohhh lol *remembers i cant stand this anymore

[drafthearse]

and i think to myself. what a wonderful world

[pointnclick]

dont be insensitive. americans wear shoe in house in case they need to go get cheeseburger on short notice

[fuckthewounded]

get off your phone. jack off to that weird fantasy you’ve been hesitant about entertaining. buy an awesome jacket. <- the real steps to self actualization

[embraceofday]

bro,,, to be seen as poetry???? to have someone look at you and see art?????? bro.

[catchymemes]

[kosmogrl]

[redbulltropical]

The punk rock scene in the early 2000's was insane because you'd have a guy that looked like 🧍who hadn't showered in three weeks and before almost every song he'd say something along the lines of "y'know sometimes I wish I'd been born a girl... Anyways this is about the time I sucked our drummers dick in the back of a CVS-" and then play the saddest song you've ever heard while sounding like he's about to come

[wembleygoodboy]

due too personol raesons, ihave grown an Extrea Leg

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

ghost dog

[origamicrow]

take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash

[origamicrow]

take a break while watching this little bunny cross your dash

[solreefs]

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

[sketchdeath]

literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce

[brightlotusmoon]

[theonewhopoops]

[headspace-hotel]

Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable

[e-102]