dunwall's most wanted

when you know you'll never make it out alive, you kind of get to live out your dream.

[bitd]

"VALENTINE ROSE" ★ HE / HIM & IT / ITS. ★ 23.

white tme. too many pilots jammed in a rotting fleshmeka.

cheshire cat. dragon knight. bad dog. ext ↓. free Palestine.

MECH CHASSIS: you can call me valentine always; if you know who's fronting you're welcome to address them. (but watch out.) my gender is like the sea. if you are able to comfortably alternate between she and he, i prefer that, but if you cannot alternate, stick to he or it. :P

WEAPON SYSTEMS: NO MINORS. I'M TWENTY THREE. GO BACK TO YOUR ENGLISH HOMEWORK, OK?

i think saying "dni: (list of bigotries)" isn't going to stop any bad actors, and just block shitheads right away. i don't use my block button often, so if you're blocked, it's probably you're a bigot or you're spineless enough to make your bed with them.

MALWARE: ASPD + SCHIZO-AUTIST + DID + more. you don't need to know the rest as a random but these make me talk weird sometimes.

(6.16) due to something pretty severe, the current host is pulling things pretty much alone (save for their subsystem) and has very limited memory before may. please be patient. also please don't be weird about how she talks about stp or dc. multisource.

WELCOME ABOARD.

i treat tumblr like my funky diary where i can talk to my friends and make new ones. as such, i talk a lot, and various alters post on this blog. please feel free to reply to my posts!

i have a variety of interests but the most prominent is league of legends, which i never shut up about. i am very autistic about league and love playing it as well as the lore; i have a particular affection for most noxian champions. i also firmly believe that katarina and swain have the worst relationship on the planet and this is a thing that comes up frequently on my blog. we need to literally kill the grand general of noxus.

other interests: RWBY, the walking dead (esp. the comic), DC (only really gotham affairs, sorry!), overwatch, dead by daylight, horror, film, folklore and fairytales, table top roleplaying games, and my fp & i's very involved oc extended universe. if you're confused, it's probably that one. i also love music, writing, and art.

[bitd]

"ok scratch im done now lol that was a fun couple of days" "She's been at it for a couple of months. Ask your wife if you need a break." HORRIFYING RESPONSE FROM MR GATEKEEPER WHEN I REALIZE IM STUCK QND HE INTENDS FOR IT TO REMAIN THAT WAY UNTIL THE PARENTALS ARE GONE

[bitd]

literally why did they have to add the role function to pluralspace in the way they did . i'm never actually using that shit for roles, are you serious. i'm playing EPITHETS

[bitd]

if enough people want river crossing to be an actual game i can promise that we'll give dart did. and by we i mean i won't tell this to my writer at all and i'll just start drawing her in different colours with no information provided and just wait to see what they do about it

[miusei]

when do you consider a selfship is "official"?

art commission

moodboard

playlist

other / tags

results if ur curious

Voting ended onJul 17

[parasitoidism]

we all have that one friend trying to rebuild the world according to their own warped philosophy

[allthecanadianpolitics]

important message for all canadians rn. If you live in the prairies especially.

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[screenshotsofdespair]

[chazchaschad]

I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF

[bitd]

The literal worst impact of Homestuck is that I associate typing like this with Being Somebody Who Can Fix Things and that's why most of the people who are actually goddamn functional in my head type like this. Thanks, Dirk. Really appreciate that one, buddy.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

BREAKING: Increased "Pjackk" sightings across Tumblr are being reported as many users claim to have seen a "disgusting metal object" interact with posts as recently as three hours ago, yet witnesses report that the blog in question remains inactive. Are these real sightings of the famed "Prototype Jack," or is this just an elaborate Tumblr hoax? We will report as more information becomes available.

[ate-a-chili]

[record scratch] [freeze frame]: yeah that's me. that's me in the corner. that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.

[bitd]

I guess the question becomes which alter I'm ceding to spend the evening with our very dear friend. Spec is gonna be shot if I ask her to handle food, company, and therapy in twelve hours, so I guess... I guess I'll eat. Ugh.

[bitd]

I tried desperately today to explain Homestuck to my coworker who I both think is very cool and am extremely into and I'm only realizing now she was antagonizing me because I was getting so pathetically lost trying to make it make sense.

[worst-roommates-ever]

[bitd]

I love Claire. Something phenomenally hilarious about rolling up to a town, going "You're all dying in a week.", watching everyone die in that week, and then shrugging and leaving town with your weird stalker boyfriend. That is, unless the thing walking around in Sam Wayne's skin (we all know this at this point, right?) does something wrong enough for me to be mad at him in episodes six or seven, which I am hoping he fucking does, so I can stop getting genuinely goddamned mindcontrolled out of my Kaneeka romance routes.

[bitd]

For how fucking much I draw Claire she never gets posted anywhere... Whenever she's having a vision or speaking the (Mystical) prompts her hair blows out of her face and you can see her whole face instead of just one eye. :)