Woah!!

The name's Heath, Heath Burns! And this is Jackass.

[heatheriswatchingultra]

Dipper is so great.

[thenameisheath]

(( Trying to find a face claim for a human verse here is /hard/, oh my god. Do I want him blonde? Do I want him ginger? Do I want him as an dyed-redhead? /Grumbling ))

[lochnesslassie]

Welcome tae the loch, thenameisheath

Lorna had been sitting at a table in the creeperteria during lunchtime picking at a green goop the lunch lady had set on her plate. She sighed feeling a little homesick for a home cooked meal. Her head perked up however when she heard footsteps of someone nearby. She could see Heath trying to take a selfie of sorts. A smile graced her lips and she snuck up behind him waiting for the perfect moment to photobomb his picture. 

[thenameisheath]

Heath hadn't even noticed the photobomb, prior to checking his phone, of course, the klutz had been trying to take a selfie while walking. He had taken a look at the selfie, humming softly as he had done so.

"Another photobomb?! Really?" he asked, turning around to face the female.

"Heh, sorry if I sounded annoyed about it! Didn't mean to seem like I was-" he said nervously, chuckling.

[thenameisheath]

(( I'm thinking some serious Heath headcanons right now, look out world. ))

[hollywoodmarilyn]

A goofy smile appeared to the monster's lips when he'd came up next to his friend, Johnny, and spoke. "Hey Johnny! 'S been a while, hasn't it?"

"Sure has, man! Where have you been?" Johnny asked, giving his friend a high five. "I like that new jacket you’re wearing, Heath. It looks real cool on you!"

[thenameisheath]

"Thanks!" he exclaimed, smile having not left his lips. Heck, Heath was usually always in a good mood, honestly. And this moment was definitely one of them- Reunited with his best friend. Who wouldn’t smile? "So- What’s up?" he asked, voice as raspy as always.

[hollywoodmarilyn]

"Not much. Kinda bored, to be honest." Johnny laughed loudly, hands in his pockets as he smiled at him. "Did’ja miss me, bro?"

[thenameisheath]

"Yup!" he nodded, and paused. "Definitely did, not gonna lie." Heath chuckled, smiling again. "Sheesh- Bored? Glad I showed up then!"

[b-e-e-l-i]

SHE DROVE ME HERE

[hollywoodmarilyn]

A goofy smile appeared to the monster's lips when he'd came up next to his friend, Johnny, and spoke. "Hey Johnny! 'S been a while, hasn't it?"

"Sure has, man! Where have you been?" Johnny asked, giving his friend a high five. "I like that new jacket you’re wearing, Heath. It looks real cool on you!"

[thenameisheath]

"Thanks!" he exclaimed, smile having not left his lips. Heck, Heath was usually always in a good mood, honestly. And this moment was definitely one of them- Reunited with his best friend. Who wouldn't smile? "So- What's up?" he asked, voice as raspy as always.

[universal-invariants]

"this is Anastasia aND SHE DROVE ME HERE"

[thenameisheath]

(( Look at this nerd. (He/Him) ))

[creamodreamo]

You’re just hiding porn in there aren’t you heh- nO?? Yeah well you should be o(-`д´- ｡)

[creamodreamo]

Jackson 5 from a car stereo singing “I Want You Back, Want You Back”

[creamodreamo]

idk rolling

[creamodreamo]

I mean I can’t think of anything right NOW that you wouldn’t turn into a deformed crisp but :(

[creamodreamo]

Heath runs from teh security guards he’s too pretty to sit and listen to some speech about fire safety and be totally bored for like half an hour run Heath run 

[creamodreamo]

Just stuff him in the freezer for a while

[creamodreamo]

would you j UST

[thenameisheath]

(( Tbh I have a headcanon where Heath is bisexual, ahaha- ))