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@thenamesblurr
Figured I’d show you guys why I’m not that active right now. Working on my Swerve cosplay. That and I also finally finished refurbishing that old dresser and I had to clean out a nest of bugs that had made a home in my closet.
Reblogging myself here. Sorry I've been so busy lately guys.
valve and spike? plug n play? ect? it’s all robot porn. and we’re all loser nerds who jerk off to giant animated robots getting it on. nobody is better than anyone else for disliking or liking it. stop tagging your bitch fits. shut the fuck up
So to celebrate the fact there are now over 50 people crazy enough to follow me, I’ve decided to do a little giveaway. For what you ask?
A custom Tf fleece hat! Check out my examples:
Winner gets a custom tf hat of a character of their choice~
Some characters just may not...
If I ever drop an RP...
IT IS NOT BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE YOU
IT IS BECAUSE I’M EITHER LAZY, NOT FEELING IT AT THE MOMENT, OR I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FUCKING RESPOND.
PLEASE DO NOT GET THE WRONG IDEA, I LOVE ALL OF YOU. <3
Send me '♋' for my character's reaction to yours pinning them and grinding against them.
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Oh yeah. Sexual Sunday. Feel free to invade my poor virgin ask box. Just be gentle.
thenamesblurr
Lemme guess, you’re name is Blurr?
"How’dyouknow?"
I’m magical.
Say, why do you have a dipsy wire on your head?
"Awhat?"
He placed a servo on his helm, feeling around for anything unusual.
"Whatisadipsywire?"
With a grimace he picked the half crushed and still squirming remains of the insect off the sparklings tongue. He shuddered slightly as he flicked the bug away. Quickly he pulled out an energon goodie and held it out to the little one.
"Here. Thistastesmuchbetter. Ipromise."
Oh! That looked pretty. He took a hold of the treat, stuffing it into his mouth like a greedy squirrel. When was the last time he ate anyways? “Mmmmmmmmmm?”
He chuckled at the sparkling's enthusiasm before pulling out another treat for the young one.
"Youmustbehungryifyourtryingtoeatbugs."
+angelaprime
He gave a small smile and a nod. “It’sokay. Iunderstand. Iwon’ttellanybotyourhere. Promise.”
She smiled and kissed the top of his helm. Thank you.”
After that he quickly left, giving a wave to the femme as he darted back through the forest.
Abusive plots;
Please like/reblog if you’re fine with abusive, kidnapping, torturous plots. I need some people to para with so yeah. Thanks.
A warbling trill echoed in the evening air. Against a dense backdrop of dark clouds an inky black and navy creature wove in and out of view. There was someone new nearby on the ground and she was intent on investigating. (Thanks for following! :D)
He looked around as he came skidding to a halt. A cloud of dust rising from his pedes. He had no Idea how he had managed to get so lost, nothing here looked even remotely familiar. And it didn’t help that all this organic scenery looked the same to him.
However the strangle warbling sound that echoed through the area put him on edge. Was there someone out there. He hoped to all Primus that it wasn’t one of those monstrous organics he had heard about back on Cybertron. Humans he could deal with. They were small and non-hostile. Well for the most part.
"Hello? Anybotoutthere?"
(You’re very welcome! Love your blog. I follow it on my oc account too.)
He watched in slight horror as the creature landed in front of him, it’s impressive wingspan throwing dirt and wind at him. But after that it didn’t attack like he had expected it to. And when it spoke? He didn’t really know how to react.
"You’re-not-going-to-eat-me-are-you?"
"Eat you? No." Jackjaw shook her helm to reaffirm her answer. Why would she eat him? She wasn’t desperate for fuel and he wasn’t trying to invade her territory. "Who you anyway?"
He literally sagged with relief when he was told he wouldn't be eaten by the large creature before slowly and cautiously trying to get back onto his pedes.
"I'm-Blurr. Autobot-intelligence-agent.... What-are-you?"
This is a real Earth animal known as a "Blobfish"
(for the "Send me anything" meme)
"OhdearPrimuswhatisthat?! No! Keepitawayfromme!"
*salutes* Good day, Sir! Any decepticon activity in detroit?
...
"DoIknowyou?"
"Allo! Ov today been trreatink you?"
He blinked and then smiled at the large white bot.
"Todayhasbeengood! Howhaveyoubeen?"
Wakey Wakey
Probably for the best too. Because this Datapad didn’t even need anything on it. The corner of it went right into his mouth. Ah yes, this is exactly how one used a datapad.
Clearly.
He was quite thankful that it was the datapad in the mechling’s mouth and not the dead insect. He kept his grip on the little one steady but was ready to catch the datapad if the youngling dropped it.
"Youhavingfun? Doesittastegood?"
"Mmmmmm?" He looked up at Blurr. Whatever this was was not a food. Was It a toy? He took it out of his mouth and looked at it strangely. He tried to throw it to see what would happen.
"eh!"
Oh! He servo quickly shot out and grabbed the datapad before giving a small disapproving look at the sparkling.
"Nothrowingokay?"
He placed the datapad against his chest plates and pressed another button. Ever so gently he grabbed the sparklings servo and placed it against the datapad. The areas that the sparkling would touch would glow a brighter shade of blue, allowing the young one to draw.
Send my muse ANYTHING and see how they react!
The weirder, the better. From the most bizarre to the absolutely unhinged- you can send it as an ask or send it as a submission. Objects, pictures, plans, quotes, promises, videos, clothes, plants- anything. Do you worst, and good luck on shaking my muse’s bones!
Tell me who you think my character should have a threesome with.
They’ll vote “yay” or “nay” on it.
