Everything is Alright

Anime and Games. Welcome to my life.

[adeles]

Call me Bruce, champ. 

The LEGO Batman Movie (2017) dir. Chris Mckay

[retrogamingblog]

Breath of the Wild Wired Controller coming for the Nintendo Switch

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM: So your party encounters a gray slime. Me: a slime, huh? Cleric: Like— like… a slime? Knight: *brief pause* I swim in it. DM: Uh. Okay, so you swim in it. It starts to envelop you a little. Knight: Oh, uh. I get out. DM: Strength check. Knight: 15? DM: Yeah, that’s good. You, you get out of the slime but not without having some of it stick to you. It’s kind of gross. Knight: Well I— Me, at the top of my lungs: I FLIRT WITH THE SLIME!!!!!! DM: You what? Wh— okay, you know what? Roll. I’ll allow it.

(I roll a nat 20. Everyone at the table goes batshit insane)

DM: The slime takes on a humanoid shape, gets down on one knee, and proposes. What do you say?

Me, sweating nervously: Um. I say yes?

DM: congratulations. You’re fifteen and engaged to a slime.

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Desert Pyromancer Zoey

Please share if you know who’s the artist, so I can credit here. I do not own this.

[rosewater1997]

Me after saying anything: Why Do I Talk Like That

[yourplayersaidwhat]

In an attempt to trick a bone devil to let my players leave without sacrifice, my ranger used prestidigitation to form a harmonica, being that he was a musician, to give to the devil as payment. Bone Devil: *rolls a nat 1 on wisdom saving throw* “A musician without his instrument is torture in itself, you all may pass” As the dm, I’ve never been more proud in my damn life

[zelos-wilders]

don’t talk to me or my 17 unfinished games ever again

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Right in the Muffin

(Party is fighting a flame drake) Rogue: I run up and stab him in the muffin. DM: In… in the muffin? Rogue: Yep. DM: Okay then, you stab the drake in the muffin, which I’m going to say is around the kidney area, for 6 damage. [Monk], it’s your turn. Monk: Okay. I run up. And hit him right in the muffin. DM: Okay, no, wait, [Rogue]’s on the other side of the drake. How can you hit him in the muffin, too? Monk (as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world): Obviously, I hit him in the other muffin. DM: …I did not know that drakes had two muffins. Rogue: THEN YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING A DM, DAMMIT!

[artmagine]

Come on！Jaime！by Bayard Wu

The Art of George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice & Fire

[katedrawscomics]

oh yeah i love anime my favourite is uhhhh

[owls-parliament]

I dunno I prefer

[ami-fly]

I never managed to find Horace. But my duty must be done, even alone. 

[stanford-pines]

okay so theres an episode of whats new scooby doo where the gang goes home on valentines day, and i guess the studio really wanted to avoid the implication that daphne and fred were sleeping together because daphne and velma live together and fred lives with shaggy and scooby 

but that attempt at avoiding anything risque backfired spectacularly because now it just seems like daphne and velma are a comfortably domestic couple and fred is trying to learn how to live with his boyfriends over excitable and really hungry great dane

[jabonion-deactivated20240130]

It’s far cuter like this anyway.

[leapyearfrog-deactivated2022103]

[cloudstreamer-deactivated201710]

OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP

[gaydaphne-blog]

CANON

[lacrimalis]

i don’t have a source for this just a gut feeling, but doesn’t everyone in the gang call him “freddie” at some point? which would imply that the entire gang is poly and dating

[ignitiondorks]

If any group in pop culture is poly, it’s definitely the errant kids from the 60s with a groovy hippie van

[bagelbitesofficial]

this video didn’t need to be 18 minutes long

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

this video didnt need to be posted

[sillyvantas]

SCOTT EARNED THE POWER OF SELF RESPECT

[bnbnb]

[bloodborne]

This is my favorite quote from the fake Hidetaka Miyazaki Twitter account.

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