Random shitposts

History nerd, 21, I'm just a dude.

[thenerdyduke13]

Posting after like 2 years ig. Anyway! Happy Pride Month mfckas.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

[marimopet]

what does this say in english

[merinnan]

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

[myangelofthelord]

ok so what does it say in american

[merinnan]

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

[star-spangled-jackass]

thank you

[you-or-your-memory]

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

[flubz]

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

[operationsc]

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

[ultimatebottom69]

English is 10 languages in a trench coat.

[thenerdyduke13]

best shi I saw today

[were--ralph]

MANIFEST

MANIFEST

[robotpussy]

Ghana passes bill making identifying as LGBTQ+ illegal

Lawmakers approve a tough new bill, but rights groups say it threatens basic freedoms.

[robotpussy]

I know people won't care because you all assume every country that isn't in the west is automatically homophobic and/or transphobic, but enshrining this bigotry into law, enabling more institutional and state violence is making my heart weep.

for those who do care, Silent Majority is actively fighting against this bill and I do hope people can support them.

[ragsweas]

Idt i can explain how empty i feel

[thenerdyduke13]

If you twist 0 you get ∞ so if you try twisting your emptiness you'll be filled with an unlimited amount of stuff

[lowkey-loki-69]

The existence of fanart implies the existence of haterart

[thenerdyduke13]

It also implies the existence of Enjoyer Art 🗿🗿🗿

[ultrafacts]

Source: {x}

[momokotuharumaki]

Her name is Nellie Bly. She had more accomplishments than just that. She advocated for better conditions in mental health hospitals and shelters after spending 10 days in what is now Roosevelt Island. She was a pioneer in investigative journalism. Without her accomplishments, we would not have the better hospital conditions or any of the exposés including Watergate today. Say her name.

[killapunk]

Can you swim?

yes 🌊

no 🏖

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

Please reblog and add your nationality in the tags along with what you answered! I'm very curious about this; and it's not to shame anybody, so don't be rude!

[ultimatehistorical]

TUMBLR HISTORICAL FIGURES BATTLE!!!!

Who is the TRUE historical figure of tumblr?!?!?!?! YOU DECIDE!!!!!!

Round 1 is as follows:

Alexander Hamilton (musical version) VS Alexander Hamilton (real life version)

Martin Luther King Jr VS Victor Hugo

Karl Marx VS Tutankhamun

Franz Kafka VS Aimo Koivunen

Oscar Wilde VS Lord Byron

Ada Lovelace VS Mary Shelley

Joan D'Arc VS Napoleon Bonaparte

Harry Houdini VS William Shakespeare

Ea Nasir VS Gavrilo Princip

Archduke Franz Ferdinand VS Paul Gauguin

Hatsune Miku VS George Orwell

Frida Kahlo VS Vincent Van Gogh

Charles Darwin VS Jesus Christ

Sun Tzu VS Marie Antoinette

Grigori Rasputin VS Tzar Nicholas II

Julius Caesar VS Thomas Jefferson

Voting will commence soon!! For now, reblog to spread the word!!!!!

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[confident-fear]

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

[animentality]

[lightasthesun]

Autumn is for the gays. im officially declaring it the queer longing season.

[lightasthesun]

anyway sdjdj

this or that season of queer longing edition

holding hands or linking arms in the cold // baking pies or making stew // watching horror movies or carving pumpkins // chasing each other through a corn maze or taking a stroll across an apple orchard // drinking hot chocolate or mulled wine // trick or treating or going to a haunted house // outdoor scary movie night wrapped in cozy blankets or visiting a small towns harvest festival// bookstore marathon or playing dress up in thrift stores//

tagging some moots @kckenobi @katierosefun @tallyquark @indigostars and anyone else who wants to!

as you can see I couldn't decide lol

[tallyquark]

holding hands or linking arms in the cold // baking pies or making stew // watching horror movies or carving pumpkins // chasing each other through a corn maze or taking a stroll across an apple orchard // drinking hot chocolate or mulled wine // trick or treating or going to a haunted house // outdoor scary movie night wrapped in cozy blankets or visiting a small towns harvest festival// bookstore marathon or playing dress up in thrift stores//

Thanks for the tag Ann! Beautiful fall things

Tags! @southfarthing @cafffine @lordoftherazzles + anyone who'd like!

[mithrilhearts-deactivated202508]

I love this so much!! Thanks for the tag @tallyquark!!!

holding hands or linking arms in the cold // baking pies or making stew // watching horror movies or carving pumpkins // chasing each other through a corn maze or taking a stroll across an apple orchard // drinking hot chocolate or mulled wine // trick or treating or going to a haunted house // outdoor scary movie night wrapped in cozy blankets or visiting a small towns harvest festival// bookstore marathon or playing dress up in thrift stores

Non obligatory tags for: @reshirement @sunnibits @womanklng @sunnyrosewritesstuff @stardryad-random @mysandwichranaway @dimdiamond @myeaglesong @frosticenow @blueberryrock @mathelaw @i-did-not-mean-to @middleearthpixie and anyone else who wants to play!

[mathelaw-deactivated20260116]

thanks for the tag 🥺🥺

holding hands or linking arms in the cold // baking pies or making stew // watching horror movies or carving pumpkins // chasing each other through a corn maze or taking a stroll across an apple orchard // drinking hot chocolate or mulled wine // trick or treating or going to a haunted house // outdoor scary movie night wrapped in cozy blankets or visiting a small towns harvest festival// bookstore marathon or playing dress up in thrift stores//

I tag @dejjablu @spoopyoopy @rucow + anyone who wants to do it!

[spoopyoopy]

Tysm @mathelaw for the tag srsly!! ✨🍃🤍💜

holding hands or linking arms in the cold // baking pies or making stew // watching horror movies or carving pumpkins // chasing each other through a corn maze or taking a stroll across an apple orchard // drinking hot chocolate or mulled wine // trick or treating or going to a haunted house // outdoor scary movie night wrapped in cozy blankets or visiting a small towns harvest festival// bookstore marathon or playing dress up in thrift stores//

Tags tags tags ✨ @imsimpingtomuch @crikeymikey and @nerdymeatball13 and anyone!! This was so fun!!

[nerdymeatball13]

Omg it's been so long since I've done a tag game ahsbdbbd

Thank you so much for this!!!

holding hands or linking arms in the cold // baking pies or making stew // watching horror movies or carving pumpkins // chasing each other through a corn maze or taking a stroll across an apple orchard // drinking hot chocolate or mulled wine // trick or treating or going to a haunted house // outdoor scary movie night wrapped in cozy blankets or visiting a small towns harvest festival// bookstore marathon or playing dress up in thrift stores//

Tags (and hugs): @cohborikardok @thenerdyduke13 @theladyfrombakerstreet @roobgumball95 and anyone else who wants to do it <3

[thenerdyduke13]

Greetings people. Been a long time since I did one of these.

Thank you for the tag.

holding hands or linking arms in the cold // baking pies or making stew // watching horror movies or carving pumpkins // chasing each other through a corn maze or taking a stroll across an apple orchard // drinking hot chocolate or mulled wine // trick or treating or going to a haunted house // outdoor scary movie night wrapped in cozy blankets or visiting a small towns harvest festival// bookstore marathon or playing dress up in thrift stores//

For the tags: @dimdiamond @theladyfrombakerstreet long time no see both of you :)

[enamorxte]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

[hetero-plausible]

[wizardpotions]

reblog this to put a silly little wizard hat on the person you reblogged it from

[ncoley]

Everyone shut up and look at Lala.

[anxietyproblem]

[fruitviking]

Reblog to give a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonal to the person you reblogged it from.