College and Internship are so hard to balance

"Mister Cecil, hey~" Amy came up to him, smiling. "I wanted you to meet my friend here~" She motioned to her shoulder, where a small Strexpet sat. "This is Sammy~ Say hi to Mr. Cecil, Sammy~"

Cecil let out a shriek, scrambling away from her and the strexpet. "Amy I really don’t think that thing should be in here."

”?” Amy looked at him with an open, and just a touched confused, expression as he questioned her closeness with her mechanical pet. “Oh, I dunno. He’s kinda grown on me. I mean, sure he tried to bite off my left thumb when I first met him, but if I let a little something like that deter me, then I wouldn’t have had such a great relationship with my youngest cousin.” She smiled at him as she patted her pocket, from which ‘Sammy’ was still hissing like a soul soaked in sulfur-borne flames.

"… I guess." Cecil tried not to stare openly at her pocked. That’d be a bit weird. "Just be careful, okay?"

"Aye aye, Mr. Cecil~" Amy replied peppily. "I will be very careful with him. I'll keep taking good care of him~" She was still completely missing the point of his warning.

#amy's a gemini #makes sense i guess #she's got sort of a single-minded goal in her future

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Medieval Work AUs

Send a ♚ into my inbox, and I will randomly generate 2 of the medieval professions under the cut (one for each of our muses), then write a starter for our muses with both of them as their randomly selected professions. (Or, if there are any combinations in particular that are of interest to you, send in the numbers for our muses to have specific jobs in the medieval verse.)

cittamemes

Headcanons!

☠: Their worst nightmare. ☮: How they keep calm. ♥: How they show affection. ♕: Would they rule, or be ruled? ★: Who inspires them.. ☼: Favorite season. ☁: How they feel about cold weather. ☻: Person who could without a doubt make them happy. ☹: A thought that makes them sad. ♫: Favorite music genre(s). ✍: What language(s) they can speak. ✖: A trait they despise in people. ツ: A guilty desire of theirs. ☃: Would they build a snowman…

zodiacale

Signs Most to Least likely to know what they're gonna do in life

Capricorn Virgo Gemini Cancer Scorpio Taurus Leo Aquarius Sagittarius Pisces Aries Libra

"Mister Cecil, hey~" Amy came up to him, smiling. "I wanted you to meet my friend here~" She motioned to her shoulder, where a small Strexpet sat. "This is Sammy~ Say hi to Mr. Cecil, Sammy~"

Cecil let out a shriek, scrambling away from her and the strexpet. "Amy I really don’t think that thing should be in here."

"Oh, okay then~" Amy smiled. "You stay a few feet away from Mr. Cecil at all times, okay Sammy?" The Strexpet made the same screeching noise again, then scurried down her shirt and slipped itself into her jeans pocket. "Good Sammy~"

"How can you stand being anywhere near that thing?”

#goodness gracie gracious i haven't been here in a while #hello old friend~#spacekincecil

"?" Amy looked at him with an open, and just a touched confused, expression as he questioned her closeness with her mechanical pet. "Oh, I dunno. He's kinda grown on me. I mean, sure he tried to bite off my left thumb when I first met him, but if I let a little something like that deter me, then I wouldn't have had such a great relationship with my youngest cousin." She smiled at him as she patted her pocket, from which 'Sammy' was still hissing like a soul soaked in sulfur-borne flames.

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katahane

jesus christ

"Mister Cecil, hey~" Amy came up to him, smiling. "I wanted you to meet my friend here~" She motioned to her shoulder, where a small Strexpet sat. "This is Sammy~ Say hi to Mr. Cecil, Sammy~"

Cecil let out a shriek, scrambling away from her and the strexpet. "Amy I really don’t think that thing should be in here."

"Amy, it’s fine if you want to keep that thing but please keep it away from me, alright?” Cecil was still watching it very closely, as if afraid it would jump at him.

"Oh, okay then~" Amy smiled. "You stay a few feet away from Mr. Cecil at all times, okay Sammy?" The Strexpet made the same screeching noise again, then scurried down her shirt and slipped itself into her jeans pocket. "Good Sammy~"

#amy is gemini #well... this might explain some things

fetamine

The actual zodiac signs

Aries: really fucking arrogant Taurus: bossy as fuck Gemini: two-faced spawn of satan Cancer: kinda nice and cries a lot Leo: talks way too much Virgo: overanalyzes everything Libra: probably hella boring Scorpio: has a collection of knives Sagittarius: keep your opinions to yourself Capricorn: lucifer’s servant Aquarius: hella weird and judgemental Pisces: way naive and probably gay

Amy is hanging around the intern break room in the radio station, smiling as she's reading a letter from back home in California.

"Oh, neat~ Cousin Mike got his first job, I'm so proud of him~ Hm, where did he... oh! He's working at Freddy Fazbear's? Wow, I remember that place, sure takes me back~"

#open i guess #amy no #that is not a good thing

yangire-rin

Friendly reminder to kill your double before they kill you.

#not necessary #she and her double just down and have tea #or rather #she drinks tea and somehow avoids disembowelment/decapitation by her double

"Mister Cecil, hey~" Amy came up to him, smiling. "I wanted you to meet my friend here~" She motioned to her shoulder, where a small Strexpet sat. "This is Sammy~ Say hi to Mr. Cecil, Sammy~"

Cecil let out a shriek, scrambling away from her and the strexpet. "Amy I really don’t think that thing should be in here."

"I dunno," Amy shrugged. "All I do is give him dead rats and stuff that my cat brings in, and he’s nice as can be." She smiled and scratched the creature under the chin. "Wanna give him a pet?"

"Amy, one of those things attacked Khoshekh. And me. I’ve got scars.”

#spacekincecil #it still amazes me that this girl manages to survive #not just here in night vale #just flat out that she is still living to this day #her protection via ignorance is strong

"...Well, even if it was one, Sammy isn't the one who attacked you. I got him brand new in a sealed box that Miss Lauren gave me while she was here~" The StrexPet on her shoulder suddenly let out a low screeching sound that was somewhere between nails on a chalkboard and the wailing of the souls of tortured children in the brimstone. Amy only smiled and patted it on the head. "Aw, he's purring~ I think he's happy to meet you~"

"Have the rest of the bottle. You need it more than I do." (there you go. It's fine, btw~)

"I don’ think either of us should drink anymore," Cecil murmured, looking down into his hands.

"No, i’ jus’ looks funny. Haha, I’ve had a lotta drinkin’ practice, tha’s why."

"Oh, cool~" Amy smiled. She watched him laugh and drink with a small smile on her face. "I can see why you're so good at it, then~"

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motivation night vale style

"Mister Cecil, hey~" Amy came up to him, smiling. "I wanted you to meet my friend here~" She motioned to her shoulder, where a small Strexpet sat. "This is Sammy~ Say hi to Mr. Cecil, Sammy~"

Cecil let out a shriek, scrambling away from her and the strexpet. "Amy I really don’t think that thing should be in here."

Amy only blinked at her boss, and looked at him with a smile of mild confusion.

"What’s wrong, Mr. Cecil? Why do you look so scared? It’s only Sammy, he’s friendly~" She raised up a finger and scratched the thing about the point where one might assume its chin would be.

"It’s a strexpet," said Cecil slowly, watching it cautiously. "How could it be friendly?”

"I dunno," Amy shrugged. "All I do is give him dead rats and stuff that my cat brings in, and he's nice as can be." She smiled and scratched the creature under the chin. "Wanna' give him a pet?"

"Mr. Cecil!!!!" Amy's shrieking could be heard almost all throughout the radio station, and she actually sounded legitimately frightened. "Mr. Cecil, come quick! Please hurry hurry hurry!!!"

"Amy?!" Cecil shot up from his desk, sprinting after the sound of her voice.

"Okay, okay!" she said quickly. She bolted for the door and opened it up, then hid behind it to clear the way for him to pass through. "Okay, it’s open. Now could you please get it out of here now?!"

"Yep, yep, on it." Cecil threw the cup with the wasp outside and slammed the door shut as quickly as he could. "There, taken care of."