Damian, coming home from school: Todd.
Jason: Yes, demon spawn, what is it?
Damian: May I borrow your gun?
Damian: Some boys at my school have been annoying me for the past few days and it's starting to get on my nerve
Damian: They keep on calling me names that I assume are used to degrade someone, they push me around, and they vandalize my table.
Jason: Sorry, kiddo, no can do. Dickie's gonna kill me if I let you bring a gun to school or a even just a tranq.
Damian: I understand, however, I despise the reasoning.
Jason, worried cuz Damian rarely calls him that: Yes, habibi?
Jason: Why? What's wrong?
Damian: They've come up with a new way to tantilize me.
Jason: What happened this time?
Damian: When I've gotten back from lunch, I've noticed that my copy of Song of Achilles was no longer in my bag. (Jason gave it to him)
Jason, starting to realize the situation:
Damian: I found it in the school dumpster. They wrote inappropriate words and drawings on it and there were torn pages and I think they soaked it in something. I'm sorry, I'll reimburse the price with my-
Jason: It's okay, Dami. It wasn't your fault, mkay?
Damian: I'm really sorry.
Jason: It's okay. You don't have to pay for it, okay? It's just a book.
Jason: However, I am going to need these mofos' names, addresses, phone numbers, parents' information, contacts, emergency numbers, and their social security numbers *taking out a paper and a pen*
Damian: The first one is-