That One Fan That Never Speaks

Hello friends I'm Ezilra and I'm a mess

[durlog]

good evening! what the fuck

[pbd]

the fact op is a sneeze fetish blog just makes this infinitely funnier

[autumnhobbit]

the fact that op is a WHAT

[bunjywunjy]

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

[exigencelost]

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey

[shiobookmark]

This one?

[dogfella-deactivated20150228]

yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

[kochamchleb]

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

[ariasune]

[shigarakisankles]

me: why is everyone reblogging this… (turns on sound) …Oh.

[funnyjoke]

[thedreadpiratematt]

Where’s the grocery store OP

[porterr-robinson]

[tangobullets]

#the sound of my mental health  

i’m fucking CRYING

[twinberry]

big muscle lesbians you are so fucking valid

[hardcoregurlz]

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

[teathattast]

[the-eldritch-angel]

Midwestern Gothic

-Your father and grandfather heard screaming in the woods while hunting. They say it was just a bobcat, but you’ve never seen one in the area and they refuse to hunt there afterwards.

- Your father tells you to watch for deer. When you’re young you think it’s because they’re graceful and shy, like spirits of the forest. When you’re older, you know better. Your father tells you to watch for deer. -Every few years a stray cat goes missing and is never seen again. You swear the raccoons and possums who come to eat the leftover cat food keep getting bigger and bigger. -Monday it’s Winter. Tuesday it’s Spring. Wednesday it’s Summer. Thursday it’s winter again. 

-It isn’t the corn fields you should be afraid of, it’s the forest behind them. The corn is shielding you.

[maureen2musings]

[i-can-only-bliss-out-deactivate]

insanity

[smexytroll-deactivated20180826]

If i lived here I would have to stay inside most of the time because going outside would cause my heart to explode and i think i speak on behlaf of most people too

[zanimez]

this is ridiculously funny

[mockwa]

Стриптиз от Туктамышевой

[ytube2mp3-deactivated20190921]

[finnglas]

I heard about 20 girls in the crowd have a lesbian awakening around 2:40…

[c-tradora]

why are the shera staff members so relatable

i love this show and the staff. damn.

[forgetmcnotts]

Florence: *holding Hozier by his neck* you can release this EP but if I catch you stealing marigolds from my side of the lake again-

[alfareria]

Constantly thinking about angelic auras, love as a concept and a feeling, the beauty and miracle of water, life, growth, healing in all its process of pain and happiness, nature as a space and self acceptance.

[feistyfrank]

[cockandpokeballs]

The gay PR guy in that came up with this Nintendo/Ariana crossover deserves a raise

[puncromancer]

i say it’s time to bring back overtly sexual masquerade parties

[princessamericachavez]

#media has lied to me about the number of sexy masquerade balls that would be a part of my adult life#like there have been (0) and i’ve been promised once a year tbh (via. @travelerblessed)