My Puns are on Point

\Space case of an Ace | Asa | 26 |Expert on All Things Ned Nickerson | Proshippers/batcesters DNI

[florensicz]

la contesse madelaine d'artois, your charm will never fail you

[andromaex]

right after gwaine (strength) dies arthur and merlin also lose their strength to go on

[yourrottingwife]

SIMPLE GUIDE:

Body Horror: Things that cannot happen in real life. EX: The Thing, stomach mouths, eyes on hands, etc

Gore: Fresh injuries, often severe. EX: Severed leg, gutspill, deep gashes, etc

NEITHER: Healed injuries and burns, congenital differences, missing appendages, etc. If I could theoretically go to the store and see that character browsing the isles- It isn't body horror or gore. That's just a person. *AND the amount of people that tag, not just fictional characters, but real human beings as body horror is staggering. Its not solely a fandom issue, ableism and bigotry against anyone that looks sufficiently "different" is prevalent in real life and has devastating consequences.

(Modified) from my comment left on this post.

[yourrottingwife]

Adding:

Self harm scars are not body horror.

Pregnant people are not body horror.

Burn scars are not body horror, that includes chemical burn scars.

Prosthetics are not body horror.

NOT having prosthetics is also not body horror.

There is no disability aid that is body horror.

Congenital differences + disabilities are not body horror.

AND acquired differences + disabilities are also not body horror.

Real people are not body horror.

If you are uncomfortable or scared because someone looks different than you that is YOUR PROBLEM. It is your responsibility to get over it, or at the very least not make it everyone else's issue. Play the quiet game.

[astraggot]

I have a huge burn scar on my arm and once on a discord server i sent a pic holding something and the mods deleted the image and told me i can't send stuff like that bc it makes people uncomfortable. I also get told a lot how gross it is.

Like bro idk what you want from me. Should i just replace my skin and flesh for you???

[loveridden1999]

the fetishization of the glorification of romanticism of generalized of sexualization of the normalised of the glamorization of the idealized of the

[arthurs-vaccine]

Charthur -> yay yippee 😽😽😌🤌🤌

Charthur but mischaracterising Mary to give the ship a reason for Arthur to leave her for Charles -> 🙁😕🫤☹️👎👎

[albaricxques]

true ending trust

[ruinedchildhood]

[charliebrownsr]

[nyxinastris]

im rewatching merlin and i find it so funny how kilgharrah keeps saying hes arthur's "destiny" and it reminds me of this sue sylvester meme

[maudlin-madeline]

forgive this guy he's only more than a thousand years old

[iwilleatyourenglish]

yet another cosmic unfairness: a manatee is some kind of big fat dumpling beast of the sea that wants you to pet it so bad we had to make laws against doing just that for their safety

[iwilleatyourenglish]

jail time and a desire to see them thrive are the only things staying my tender heart and gentle hand

[thenonbinarydetective]

i keep my mouth shut because im polite but when people try to argue that noncanon ships have moments that could have romantic implications in media where the canon romance is weak at best, i cant help but think "yeah no they would write friendship that way" and struggle to ship

not hate to anything, obviously, and i don't care if you have done this. i just can't pretend the fanfics aren't doing the heavy lifting on ALL FRONTS for some of the romances. im not that good of an actor

[gallifreyfieldsforever]

[chikkou]

finally, it has appeared on my dash

[dunkinmycloud]

finally, when we least expected it.

[kimpossibooty]

Wasn’t expecting this

[thesanityclause]

I’m sorry I know this is normally just an art and rambling blog you didn’t honestly expect me to pass up reblogging The Spanish Inquisition did you? Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[wisegirl42]

This post is 13 years old, let that sink in

[theleopardstalker]

i couldn’t let that sink in because I would have to expect seeing it.

and-

and nobody-

and nobody expects-

[almostabajillionwasps]

Didn’t expect did you mutuals

[thatwasfunnypleaselaugh]

Queuing this so even I won’t expect it

[vivicircles]

I bet you expected more art, but no.

Nobody expects a Spanish inquisition.

[sioltach]

Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will

[sioltach]

"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit

[first-worldsaver]

Yep

[thenonbinarydetective]

merlin was kinda funny the way that every episode is like, "nah that's just bullshit there's no magic that's gonna fuck us up" and then the magic fucks them up.

no one learns a single goddamn thing

[slitherpunk]

but do you play shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less 🤨

[slitherpunk]

the thing about "I want shorter games with worse graphics made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding" is that these games exist and are out there and you have to make the conscious choice to seek them out instead of just expecting the big companies to deliver this, because they will not

[tsumugiology]

random question:

what was your first exposure to prev and what made you decide to follow them?