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I know I’m not very active and I sincerely apologize. Every time I write a fic lately I trash it because I have such a writers block and I’m not feeling any of my work and haven’t in quite a while honestly..
I can’t promise anything but I am hoping to get something posted in the near future.
Thank you to everyone who follows and supports me. It really means a lot! ❤️
Hvitserk’s plot has very little work put into it but at least Marco does his best bringing him to life. I’m not really expecting a plot that will save the day but I’m curious of what lays ahead for him. I guess you could say I’m basically just supporting the actors at this time.
He’s honestly the only one I care for at this season though. And I hope he has some kind of love story that isn’t completely rushed, but we have what, 2 episodes until the final season? He might at least have a woman bare a son before she dies or disappears. Unless you’re Lagertha, Judith, or Torvi, that’s just how the show works apparently.
Oh wait... there’s also Freydis now. Who I hoped would at least contribute to the völva storyline, but no.... I mean, when did Aslaug though? I’m more and more disinterested as the series progresses.
(I hope these pics don’t get deleted, but Marco has a cute ass and I’m willing to risk it.)
“Perhaps one night he will just crawl out from between my legs.”
I’m so happy this was posted 😂
Cuz I had the same reaction...
Vikings season 5b
I’m just going to go out on a limb here, but the new season of Vikings is shit. 🤷🏼♀️
First, I can’t with this Ivar/Freydis love story, and I still blame Hirst for the writing of it. I don’t have any dislike for Alicia, but her character has quite a stale storyline. And Ivar acting like a god is not going to earn him any points from the actual gods. (I’m really not rooting for Ivar right now) or anyone to be truthful.(Maybe Hvitserk but they like to ignore him)
Heahmund and Lagertha’s love story is also a horrible plot. He and his Batman voice need to go. Lagertha was a great character and Hirst is doing his best to ruin her as much as he can. I just think she needs to die an epic death soon, or at least be rid of the bishop.
Ubbe... and Torvi😒
Well, let’s hope their conversion is more of a front, but I’m still not with it. I’m really not with their relationship either, and we all know why. Yeah, Björn is a little man whore now but we could have kept rooting for he and Torvi to get back together. But Hirst would rather write his daughters character as brother hopper. That man has some strange fetishes within his mind..
Finally- with Hvitserk because the Saxons and Harald at this moment don’t matter to me;
Hvitserk is my baby boy at this very moment, but I’m scared at what Hirst has written for him in the upcoming future. Obviously he won’t be sacrificed, but I think we might be put on the edge of our seats to think he will be. I feel like we’re about to see that naked scene though. I hope we do!
Anyways, I could rant more, but what the fuck is the point? 🤷🏼♀️
Ah, Björn; the storyline Hirst was overjoyed with when destroying it. I feel like that all sums it up. Mainly his parentage is what’s fucking with me.
Vikings for a while now
Hirst’s writing really pisses me off.
oh my god, I just red your hvitserk oneshot and i'm breathless literally, i can't find good hvitserk's stories and finally i did! i'm so happy i found your tumblr acc. love the acc! really pretty. do you acept requests? if you do, here's mine; a hvitserk one shot, the reader is a shieldmaiden and has a love triangle like reader/hvitserk/margarethe, he has to choose one, he loves reader but desires margarethe. THANK YOU SO MUCH, EVEN IF YOU DON'T DO IT greetings from uruguay!
I will throw it into the works :)
I’m currently working on two different stories for Ivar and Hvitserk but I may just post this later as a oneshot
Thank you for your comments by the way. I am greatly honored and appreciative 💕
I forgot about this... I shall begin writing now.
If anyone else has any requests, feel free to tap into my inbox!
Back, again
So I have writers block like a bitch, but I want to be active so I’ll be posting more. Bare with me on the fics. My imagination is rolling but it’s the putting it in words that has me in a rut.
I would appreciate any feedback or advice if anyone has any. Thank you! ❤️
After seeing the new teaser Vikings France dropped, I’m almost too scared to scroll down my dash :) the fandom’s gonna lose its shit like never before what with that scene where Freydis stabs Ivar in the heart.
Like honestly, do you people think - and I mean GENUINELY think, like for real - that they would show us the death of a main character in a teaser??? Even more than that, the main character - because let’s face it that’s what Ivar is. No, they wouldn’t. Don’t get your panties in a twist ladies. It’s obviously a dream or something of the like. Think for a second.
How does one even consider that? I feel like none of the Ragnarssons are going to die until season six at least. That’s definitely some kind of dream or vision. I know Hirst isn’t the most favored or merciful writer but I know well enough that he has some plots rolling for these men, and especially Ivar. Though whoever has daughters may not be safe in terms of that scenario...
The only one I’m worried for as of now is Björn. I haven’t seen much from Alexander in terms of what I’m assuming is the 2nd part of season 6 at all, but these people love to get fans wondering as well... 🤷🏼♀️
I just hope that Ivar isn’t the one who eventually has Hvitserk burned on a pyre... but I am ready to be introduced to some Rus Vikings.
Let’s go!
November 28th, hurry up!
So I deleted the other fic I had going. The one with a grown up Sigtrygg and the Ivar and Hvitserk love triangle.(I just wasn’t inspired for it anymore. And some ideas have changed.)
Do not worry though; for the new one is almost done and should be posted very soon!
Season 5b’s preview
Seriously has my mind brainstorming on some fics...
VIKINGS season five may not be returning to television screens for some times but that hasn’t stopped fans from speculating over their favourite characters. Following the news that Rollo is expected to return, many have begun to question if he really is Ivar the Boneless’ father.
I’m sorry what
Speaking on behalf of the Fandom, this is bullshit.
Bjorn is the only one I’ve speculated.
K, but where and how and when?
Attention, screenwriters and shit show writers; if you want to create your own fictional story, then again, write a fantasy world and quit rewriting actual peoples history... George RR Martin proved you can base a fantasy world off of real history and not completely and downright disrespect actual historical figures.
I have a feeling this show is about to be over for me and I’ll just have to relish in the first 4 and a half seasons. It’s already historically inaccurate enough.
Heyy, don't worry about rewriting it because you're afraid of "stealing ideas", really. This means nothing. I've read so many fics and some of them have all kinda the same "thing" (you know?) and this is so ok! You shouldn't worry about that! Plus, I'm really really curious to read more of your story that ughhh it hurts lol
I appreciate this so much, you have no idea! thank you for the kind words :)
Also, I just posted the next part of the story. If you wish too read anything specific in the next part, lmk. I just started writing it up as of now, and will probably edit a good 5 times before I post.
Irreplaceable
Read Mainline first for context.
Irreplaceable: King Ivar spends much of his time with his first wife: neglecting his second wife, the mother of his children. Eventually, it catches up to him when a foreign King Sverri invades his lands. A/N: Photos are not mine, collage is. Second picture was a fan art made by @salimahbicharara-comun
Warnings:
Polygamy
Character Death
Prologue
Part I
Part II
Part III
Part IV
Part V
Part VI
Part VII
Chapters
Chapter I
Chapter II
Chapter III
Chapter IV
Chapter V
Chapter VI
Chapter VII
Chapter VIII
Chapter IX
Chapter X
Updated with another chapter in the prologue.
I just read all of this and my mind is starved for whatever comes next!
Ivar the Boneless Question of the Day.
Given YOUR personality do you think you would have gotten along with Ivar’s mother Aslaug? If so, why? If not, why?
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Personally, I feel we would have gotten along but in a fake sense. I would respect her, but I would not like her persay. Now the real Aslaug is another story.
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Your life has never been easy, I know that. But, as your son, I am so proud of you. Of what you have achieved.
Mother and son
Not sure if I’ve posted this before, but anyway… just teasing in to Bjorn’s parentage. Tbh, I wouldn’t want Bjorn to be Rollo’s son.
Considering he was actually Ragnar and Aslaug’s son, I would say this shouldn’t be a history show.
Just a little rant;
If you want to do a show about history, based off of real people, you should do well to try and respect that history and honor the people you’re writing on. I know it’s hard with little records of history, but don’t change the known facts. Rollo and Ragnar weren’t even related.
It was an old custom, that when there was to be a sacrifice all the free men should come to the spot where the temple stood and bring with them all that they required while the festival of the sacrifice lasted. To this festival all the men brought ale with them; and all kinds of cattle, as well as horses, were slaughtered, and all the blood that came from them was called “hlaut”, and the vessels in which it was collected were called hlaut-vessels. Hlaut-staves were made, like sprinkling brushes, with which the whole of the altars and the temple walls, both outside and inside, were sprinkled over, and also the people were sprinkled with the blood; but the flesh was boiled into savoury meat for those present. The fire was in the middle of the floor of the temple, and over it hung the kettles, and the full goblets were handed across the fire; and he who made the feast, and was a chief, blessed the full goblets, and all the meat of the sacrifice.
~ The Saga of Hakon the Good
