Good Things Will, Where Bad Things Won't

I'm Mackenzie! I'm 19 and in college for film!!! I have slowly gotten into yoga and meditation and making a better me, if you'd ever like to see what's going on with that, I have a separate blog, thediaryofayoganovice.tumble.com. Feel free to talk to me!!

[antiquejunky]

[sancheeeeez762]

Buster Keaton’s stunts before green screen - 1920s

[daloy-politsey-deactivated20171]

Capitalists: It’s human nature for a small number of individuals to take control of the planet’s fresh water supply and demand that people pay in order to use it.

[mrssallbrazilian-blog]

I wonder how many times this post was reblogged from an iPhone

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[fishingforanvils]

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

[bellaxiao]

the realness

[feministperalta]

[thefederalistfreestyle]

dear Tobillo… [x x x x]

[nevaehtyler]

Come on, we do know why they don’t teach us that.

[winestainedlinen-archive-deacti]

omg

[puff0202]

woman: i feel sexually attracted to other women man: how can i make this about me

[technicallity]

why is skin care seen as girly,,, it’s literally skin,, sorry u love being crusty

[okaymad]

[clarknokent]

Bruh

[jollylollylily]

Yooooooo…

[dynastylnoire]

Levels

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

black mirror season 4

[tiffanyaliyah]

Savage

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Oh wow

[hobbit-feels]

This is super epic. 

He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date.  Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened.  He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.

HOWEVER

If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson. 

In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.

This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

[inescapableillusions]

my attempt at a poem

[eemilyaaron]

My favorite poem on this whole site

[takestothesky]

Same Wiggles, same

[writing-prompt-s]

While cleaning your attic, you find a box of glass balls with names on them. You accidentally drop one, and as soon as it shatters, a person appears.

[ukeealyptus]

“Dude,” your brother said as he opened the door to the attic. “Stop breaking stuff.”

[scaliefox]

I love these clever subversions of fantasy writing prompts to give them an mundane punchline.

They give me life.

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

theres this guy on youtube who just gets stung by increasingly deadly/painful insects and the videos are like 5 minutes of him getting psyched up to sting himself and then 10 minutes of him lying on the ground shrieking in agony

[unclefather]

And he keeps doing it

[thenumberiii]

I miss you I miss you I miss you I miss you I miss you I miss you, but I don't.

[donniedarkosarchive]

[keatonpatti]

[sunkingdoms-deactivated20170403]

the last of the 90s kids turn eighteen in 2017 so it’s time to become….. 90s adults