ironicallyTheo

Silly ghost with AuDHD and @chaos-familiar 's acolyte. He/Him or They/Them.

[theo-the-ghost]

Let's make a pantheon! I'll start:

A god of trickery, workarounds, doublespeak and associated with Procyonids (animals like racoons and red pandas)

[theo-the-ghost]

I was trying to do something fun, but alas, Tumblr disappointed me

[gautiersylvain]

[theo-the-ghost]

I swear, the fae are getting worse and worse at training new generations. They keep teaching the same old tricks.

[maja-paja]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

[ailithnight]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I have to say I forgot the onceler’s thing was cutting down trees when I made my metaphor.

[theo-the-ghost]

"I am the Senshi and I speak for the dungeons"

[hylasregilla]

Huge fan of these DIY IR goggles which appear to be made of a smart phone duct-taped to a pair of safety goggles and zip-tied to multiple straps.

[teaboot]

Clearly the engineering prowess of a scientist used to working with a USAmerican public school budget

[makiionfire]

Pairings in another timeline

[valetcorgi]

basically the amazing digital circus

had this idea in my head all week sorry

[bubu2ktb-deactivated20260712]

[slimetony]

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.

[sailor--spoon]

Why is this back on my dash in 2018

[conqueringthenoodle]

Thank god this is back on my dash in 2018

[villainessbian]

reblog to put this on your friends’ dash in 2018

[theo-the-ghost]

Guess what, buster. It's 2018 and it's back on your dash.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

when fictional creatures are characterized as having superhuman agility (e.g. some versions of vampires) i think they should also canonically have flabby skin. "this species has catlike predator traits" ok now give it catlike baggy skin for flexibility. make its tummy jiggle like a slinky

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this website feels like home

[pointlessjey]

⛸️

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#kneadless comment

[luna-azzurra]

What helped me write trauma better is remembering that the nervous system learns predictions. If danger used to come after quiet, calm can feel threatening. If kindness used to come with a price, kindness can feel suspicious. So healing is not just “they know they’re safe now.” Healing is the slow, annoying, deeply unfair process of teaching the body that the old prediction is not always the present truth.

[outerspace-iiinnerspace]

love this guy but he has got to stop storing his pills n powders in unmarked ziploc bags

[aniki-price]

He constantly looks like he has an airfryer and he’s dying to tell you about it.

[hoodiegal]

[mythawolf]

And she wonders why people hate her?

[villainessbian]

sex criminal j k rowling bullies amnesty international into retracting unbiased report about genocidal risks, after paying for the manufacture of a scottish devolution crisis over the same issue

[mythawolf]

And she wonders why people hate her?

[villainessbian]

sex criminal j k rowling bullies amnesty international into retracting unbiased report about genocidal risks, after paying for the manufacture of a scottish devolution crisis over the same issue