soldier.

Indpendent James Bond RP| Multi-Verse | Multi-Ship Friendly Mun and Muse 18+ Selective-ish.

[theoccasionaltrigger]

Pinned Post for The Occasional Trigger! An Independent report of & Selective James Bond. Penned by Mishan | Mun & Muse are 40+

CAARD | ASK | RULES | HEADCANON

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

Extremely Nosy Munday Meme

1: How are you today?

2: What is your name?

3: Have any nicknames?

4: How old are you?

5: What gender are you?

6: What is your sexual orientation?

7: What country are you from?

8: How would you describe yourself to a stranger?

9: Are you attending school?

10: Do you have a job?

11: Are you single or taken?

12: What is your best friend like?

13: When did you start roleplaying?

14: What are your favorite subjects/genres to roleplay?

15: What fandoms are you in?

16: Have you ever been to convention?

17: How many muses do you currently have?

18: Do you relate to your muse?

19: Do you think you and your muse would be friends?

20: How would you feel if you met your muse’s faceclaim?

21: Would you ever consider cosplaying as your muse?

22: What do you think are your roleplaying strengths and weaknesses?

23: Is roleplaying more of a job or a hobby to you?

24: Are you a jealous roleplay partner?

25: How do you feel about others who have the same muse as you?

26: What’s a song that could be your theme song?

27: Name something that’s a favorite of yours?

28: Any advice for other roleplayers?

29: Tell us a story about yourself?

30: Post a pic of yourself?

[blackcatmemes]

Mun Questions

These questions are not meant to be a means to bash anyone or other ships or topics but rather informative for those asking.

What ship do you wish you could write more for?

Favorite themes to write?

How long have you been rping?

What are some fandoms you were in before?

Do you gravitate toward certain characters?

Are there characters you wish you could write?

Any ships you won’t write?

Any character you have played out of your usual type?

When do you usually do most of your writing?

Pet peeves?

What is on your wishlist?

Do you write in complete silence? Listening to music? Watching something?

Is there an order to what you answer first?

Asks or threads? Which do you prefer?

Are you a ship whore?

Who is your favorite character who you do not write?

Favorite character you have rped?

Short, medium, or long threads?

Slice of life or plotted ideas?

How do you get your muse in the zone to work on asks/replies?

Favorite thread?

Are you easily distracted when doing replies/asks? Or are you “in the zone?”

Draft threads or word document?

Have you made OCs before?

Do you get inspiration from music? Images? Other?

[mcflymemes]

PROMPTS FOR A LITTLE JEALOUSY *  assorted dialogue for when you see the person you're interested in with someone else and go... hey wait a minute, adjust as necessary

are you two... together?

i should probably ask if you're single first.

who was that you were talking to?

did you two have a nice chat?

are we really doing this now?

what was that all about?

i don't like it when they touch you.

they need to learn to keep their hands off you.

are you trying to make me jealous?

you just gave me the impression we were exclusive.

who was that, anyway?

was that someone you know?

it's completely innocent.

were you flirting with them?

that was a little bit excessive.

they were flirting with you.

i'm not jealous.

i'm upset with you.

they didn't mean anything by that.

i just thought we had something going on.

they know i have feelings for you.

i hate it when you get jealous.

i'm two seconds away from throwing a punch.

they did that on purpose.

wait a minute... are you jealous?

you have no reason to worry.

i'm not interested in them, i promise.

they do get a little touchy-feely, i'll admit.

they don't mean anything by it.

did they just try to kiss you?

we're just really good friends!

you know i only have eyes for you.

please ignore them, okay?

it's not like i'm in love with you or anything.

they're just trying to upset you.

i just don't like it when someone else flirts with you.

i don't blame them, of course, but you're mine.

next time someone tries to hit on you, call me over.

i'll give them a piece of my mind.

they know you're taken, right?

i didn't want to get in your way.

clearly your mind is elsewhere.

if you'd rather be with them, then just tell me.

i need to know where we stand.

can we be more exclusive?

i just don't like it when they talk to you like that.

you have absolutely nothing to worry about.

if they make you happy... i can't stop it.

maybe i have a crush on you. so what?

there was a better way to go about this, you know.

you could have been a little bit nicer.

did you have to be so nasty about it?

i'm going to scream.

i don't want anything coming in between us.

you trust me, don't you?

if you trust me, you have nothing to worry about.

this jealousy of yours is getting a little bit out of control.

i love only you.

why do they have to hold your hand like that?

they couldn't keep their hands off you.

i hate watching you deal with that.

i should give them a piece of my mind.

what? me? jealous? never.

i think i'm allowed a little jealousy every now and then.

you're mine, and i want everyone to know that.

did you just... get jealous over me?

you said you weren't the jealous type.

[crownmemes]

Advice Sentences, Vol. 4

(Sentences to send to muses that need a little advice. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Properly applied, anything can be a weapon - even kindness."

"You might not be able to control what happens, but you can control what people think about it."

"Nothing makes us more vulnerable than loneliness."

"You know, you can know a man your whole life, and not really know him at all."

"Sometimes, the only way to work out why a trap has been set is to walk into it."

"There are certain things you have to impress upon people to what you're willing to do. Do you like it? No. Do you enjoy it? No. Do you have to look like you do? Yes."

"There is no right or wrong. Not when you trust your instincts."

"Sometimes, you can beat the odds with a careful choice of where to fight."

"When you go to war with someone, you want them emotional. You want them angry. The more they feel, the less they think."

"In the face of pain, there are no heroes."

"It's a fine line between pleasure and pain."

"When you say no, it must be the death of the question. If there's even a hint of maybe, the questions won't stop until they find something they can't say no to."

"The best lies are 90% true."

"A man can't hang himself if you don't give him any rope."

"Hope can change the world."

"The grapevine says a lot of things, but that's mostly the wine talking."

"The whole world's a test. Don't ever let it trick you into thinking differently."

"There's no crueller thing than hope."

"In life, you have to do a lot of things you don't want to do. Many times, that's what life is - one vile task after another."

"Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh."

"Loyalty is a tool to get people to do things they don't want to do."

"Never let anyone know what you're thinking."

"Sometimes it's not a question of who - it's a question of who knows?"

"Life's too short to waste on cheap alcohol."

"The good thing about people thinking you're dumb is they tend to give you the benefit of the doubt."

"Treachery is everywhere."

"A boy's illusions are no basis for a man's life."

"The world is full of empty promises."

"Never hate your enemies. It affects your judgement."

"Secrets are like a callus on your heart. If you tell enough of them, before long your heart won't feel a thing."

[myndelling]

[attorneytrash]

00q textposts because i have got to convert some of y'all. for my own evil ends

[pommedepersephone]

The sky is a neighborhood, so keep it down Heart is a storybook, a star burned out The sky is a neighborhood, don't make a sound Lights comin' up ahead, don't look now Mind is a battlefield, all hope is gone Trouble to the right and left, whose side you're on? Thoughts like a minefield, I'm a tickin' bomb Maybe you should watch your step, don't get lost Oh, my dear, Heaven is a big bang now Gotta get to sleep somehow Bangin' on the ceiling, bangin' on the ceiling Keep it down

The Sky is a Neighborhood, Foo Fighters

I have been on a Foo Fighter bender the last two days and this vision would not leave my brain.

[elenwe-rpg]

Léa Seydoux - Madeleine Swann (James Bond)

[melis-ash]

Sweet 00Swann family

[femaledaily]

LÉA SEYDOUX AS MADELEINE SWANN Spectre (2015) dir. Sam Mendes

[melis-ash]

[lithiumseven]

Part III, Part I, Part II

[emily-axford]

LÉA SEYDOUX AS MADELEINE SWANN Spectre (2015) dir. Sam Mendes

[dontcxckitup]

Incorrect MI6 quotes 99/??

[dontcxckitup]

Incorrect MI6 quotes 100/??

[annachronizms]

we were soooo robbed of girl dad james bond.

like madeline tells him mathilde isn’t his kid—and surely james knew that was a lie because he has eyes, but he accepts that madeline isn’t ready to give him the truth. it wouldn’t really matter to him in the end anyway, because the kid was madeline’s so he would protect her with his life regardless.

mathilde wakes james up the next morning and says she’s hungry. so he finds a kid’s show for her to watch while he cooks and he very carefully peels an apple for her. he watches her take a bite and asks how it is, and when she says that it’s good, his mouth scrunches like he’s trying not to grin.

james would’ve done literally anything for that kid. would’ve let her put bows in his hair and would’ve tied her shoes and would’ve listened very seriously as she confided to him about bad dreams. this is a guy who loves so wholly, so entirely. he protects just as fiercely. he was literally made to be a dad and i’m actually so upset that he didn’t get that.