I cast hay-fever!

pollinators are our friends

[theoccultflorist-offical]

⚘️ intro ⚘️

hiya its me your fav magical florist

for those of you who need educating:

name- emrys

alignment- what are you a [INSERT LAW EMFORCEMENT HERE]?

pronouns- whatever but they/he preferred

fav flower- daisies dumbass

familiars- all da bees and wasps, a toad called Krone

fav colour- purple

ethnicity- half daisy spirit (fathers side) half something else (unknown other parent)

[theoccultflorist-offical]

can i get uhhh alchemical sunflower and a uhhhhh thelema tulip and maybeee aaaaa-mmmmmm ars goetia dandelion

I don't know what any of this is apart from the sunflower but we may have different meanings for it

this is the best I could do unless you offer me any more specific details

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CONSIDER YOURSELF, TOUCHED.

@killer-offical @killer-offical-sidekick @divorce-offical @metetron-offical @sweet-and-sour-sauce-offical @breadteleporter-offical @texascowboy-offical @triple-j-un-offical @eraser-offical @cornstarch-offical @argon-offical @yub-offical @weirdo-the-unfiltered-offical @weirdo-offical @weird-shop-offical @merchant-offical @pablo-the-fly-offical @fae-offical @chickfila-offical @tin-cant-offical @chachiboi-offical @chlorine-offical @thatweird0y0ukn0w-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lang-offical @i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical @poseidon-offical @arson-the-artificer-offical @petpet-gif-maker-offical @kokoluv-offical @random-thoughts-offical @pavement-offical @evil-pukichos-ocs-offical @cosmic-entity-official @evilpineapple-offical @null-the-void-monarch-offical @joy-and-whimsy-official @photoshop-offical @offical-wikipedia @offical-dystopiantale @offical-potato @offical-dogs @offical-louistomlinson-blog @wawa-offical @cr0w-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical @apple-music-offical @digital-video-disk-offical @plasma-offical @playtime-co-offical @tesco-offical

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@omnisexual-offical @raventhecrispy-offical @trashcat-offical @murder--offical @broke-streamer-offical @not-a-vampire-offical @lesboy-offical @captain-offical @shop-of-liminality-offical @leet-offical @jeremy-the-rock-offical @jester-offical @dominos-offical @radio-official @rocky-the-rock-offical

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@evilducks-offical @sea-bwunny-offical @tomodachi-offical @homosexuality-offical @disguised-offical

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@badinfluence-offical @paranoia-offical @minute-maid-offical @villain-offical

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@jojamart-offical @evil-man-offical @definitely-ao3-offical-offical @evil-lemon-shark-offical @quiktrip-offical @queer-offical @thighhighs-offical @orange-the-flower-offical @green-the-flower-offical @yellow-the-flower-offical @seth-the-flower-offical @eredin-offical

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@mannequin-offical @duckofmisfortuneoffical @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @grandpa-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical

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@salamander-offical @man-offical @walmart-job-certificate-offical @music-lyrics-offical @salmon-offical @no-one-offical (if I tagged you twice MB this is hard) @anonmous-offical @grapefruit-offical

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@state-of-utah-offical @rotated-offical @de-activated-offical @orange-offical @astronaut-offical @rocket-surgeon-offical

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@waiter-offical-deactiv @insanity-concept-offical @spotify-offical @engineering-offical @official--offical @james-offical @obscure-offical @a-painter-offical

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@potasium-offical @debt-collecter-offical @the-grim-reaper-offical

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@uterus-stealer-offical @endless-stars-offical @sacabambaspis-offical @your-favorite-radio-host-offical @the-elysium-offical

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@smol-gremlin-child-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @genderqueer-offical @barely-alive-vessel-offical

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@dying-pen-offical @that-lost-sock-offical @trans-cousin-offical @transmasc-offical @lucifer-the-gay-offical @outis-offical @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical

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@britain-offical @timeloop-offical @face-taker-offical @john-doe-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @copyright-offical @crazy-offical

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@sans-the-skeleconch-offical (hi dad!) @herobrine-offical @bacone-official @the-pineapple-offical

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@satan-offical @trout-offical @moth-villain-offical

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@its-beau-offical

Please, everyone else, if you see this, reblog it with any not mentioned Offical accountants so I can have offically™ touched them all. I beggggg of you

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@evil-pukicho-real-offical

Welcome to the hell hole

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@rev-days-without-ai-ads-offical

You two pookie

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@breadcrumb-offical

Mmmm I keep finding more peepssss

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For legal purposes I mean this entirely metaphorically^^

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@duck-from-hell-offical @duck-from-heaven-offical get added to my collection

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@definitely-not-not-ao3-offical I don't think it's working pookie..

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@legally-a-bird-offical

I think it's working but it's too many posts for the notification to go through.. hmm, I guess this is just a master post for officials then lol.

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@laramoth-ofical welcome to hell I hope you enjoy your stay :)

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@udot-offical @uta-offical @carrot-weather-offical @stormwater-offical get tagged goobers

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@legally-a-bird-offical @human-jukebox-offical @zim-offical @genderfluid-offical @pansexual-frog-offical @count-binface-offical guess who I founddddd

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@totallynotdeadlymushroom-offical don't try me

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@6-offical wow is there ever any stop to the officials existence?

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@jackfrost-offical apparently not lmao

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@hekate-offical welcome traveller

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@sword-identifier-offical what kind of sword is this?

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@pomelo-verse-offical hihihihihi

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@fatson-todd-offical boo

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@underworld-offical aloha

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@mimic-offical @giantduckoffical somebody should count how many blogs are on here..

Not me tho.

Speaking of me! @soggysaucepackets-offical

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@imightbeafaerie-official-offical get added

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@frogshrooms-offical @doomguy-offical @jakejavu-offical @kris-dreemurr-offical @rare-aesthetic-offical @pope-offical @tit-offical @adventurer-offical (hope you see this, on your main tho cus ik this one's on hiatus) @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical how am I only adding you now???? @penny-offical @nurse-offical @chaotic-sky-offical

helloooooooo welcome I gotta say doing this in my drafts/queue is so much easier

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@nyx-ubermosh-offical I rlly hope that's right, other ones wouldn't tag pookie

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@greater-finland-offical @the-void-offical @tm3doctor-offical @cleaning-spray-offical @theoccultflorist-offical @saki-k-offical @silly-big-sandifyer-frog-offical @itv-offical (I think you've been here before..) @wereboobs-offical @transkid-offical @tinrals-offical @saxophone-anon-offical @evil-sans-the-skeleconch-offical @silas-mayleaf-offical yet another update! Seriously PLEASE tag anyone I'm missing (if they have turned their tagging off, they are unlikely to be added to this post as at this point it's a quick way to get from one offical to another)

[theoccultflorist-offical]

I heard on the raspberry bush (that's the saying I think??? Idk it is now) that officals tag their intro posts for *checks hand* tractors

i would be interested in acquiring a tractor (for totally legal normal reasons ofc)

So @satan-offical @no-one-offical @snail-offical @anonmous-offical @killer-offical @pablo-the-fly-offical @evilpineapple-offical @lucifer-the-gay-offical @argon-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @homosexuality-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical

[head-in-the-clouds-offical]

Oooo a new offical!!!!! Helloo!!!!!

[theoccultflorist-offical]

why hello there!

[head-in-the-clouds-offical]

It is very nice to meet you I am Ferris! What is your name? Are you nearby?

[theoccultflorist-offical]

hey Ferris I'm Emrys/lemon

Am I nearby? To what? Idk

[theoccultflorist-offical]

oh wow Earth's wildflowers are not... the same as my planets... let's just say that

[theoccultflorist-offical]

omg you guys have gender still?? Wow you are so far behind in development

[theoccultflorist-offical]

I heard on the raspberry bush (that's the saying I think??? Idk it is now) that officals tag their intro posts for *checks hand* tractors

i would be interested in acquiring a tractor (for totally legal normal reasons ofc)

So @satan-offical @no-one-offical @snail-offical @anonmous-offical @killer-offical @pablo-the-fly-offical @evilpineapple-offical @lucifer-the-gay-offical @argon-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @homosexuality-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical

[head-in-the-clouds-offical]

Oooo a new offical!!!!! Helloo!!!!!

[theoccultflorist-offical]

why hello there!

[theoccultflorist-offical]

guys help there's something outside

I landed in Canada but there's horrible cold stuff everywhere and a board has inscriptions that say welcome to quebec but I am not feeling very welcome there is a creature outside the cabin I found it's mighty in size with fancy horns like some bourgeoisie nightmare cow and it has a huge nose

[theoccultflorist-offical]

So my florist shop has disappeared * so I'm taking a break at the moment I'll have any orders sorted out once I've got it back so until then I've decided to find out all the weird human traditions (Earth) I shall be reporting back

[satan-offical]

"aw what's the male equivalent to flowers?" IT'S FLOWERS!!! GET YOUR MAN FLOWERS!!!! GIVE MEN FLOWERS!!!!! FLOWERS!!!!!!!!

[theoccultflorist-offical]

woah wtf my shop- its- where is it?

[theoccultflorist-offical]

any more weddings in the officalverse you'll call me right?

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Me and @tum-blr-offical are getting married,,

How much for the flowers?

[theoccultflorist-offical]

hmm I'll take either one (1) soul or a good bowl of pasta

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Pasta it is!

[theoccultflorist-offical]

Yay when do you want the flowers for? And should I send them to you/your partners inbox or elsewhere?

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

I uh

I don't actually know if it has a house(?), so just send them my mailbox :3

Ill let you know when we'll need them

[theoccultflorist-offical]

mkay ⚘️

[theoccultflorist-offical]

any more weddings in the officalverse you'll call me right?

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Me and @tum-blr-offical are getting married,,

How much for the flowers?

[theoccultflorist-offical]

hmm I'll take either one (1) soul or a good bowl of pasta

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Pasta it is!

[theoccultflorist-offical]

Yay when do you want the flowers for? And should I send them to you/your partners inbox or elsewhere?

[theoccultflorist-offical]

any more weddings in the officalverse you'll call me right?

[definitely-not-ao3-offical]

Me and @tum-blr-offical are getting married,,

How much for the flowers?

[theoccultflorist-offical]

hmm I'll take either one (1) soul or a good bowl of pasta

[mizuthe-dog]

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

[typo-spotter]

This post does not contain typos!

Of course, it is still incorrect, so how about I fix the error!

"There's a gimmick blog right behind me…"

Should be:

"There are gimmick blogs right behind me…"

[mizuthe-dog]

[the-regular-news]

Yes! With a singular gun to your head (we all have to share)

[theoccultflorist-offical]

one gun but multiple other weapons

[jame7t]

just because youre made of stardust & other gay shit doesnt mean that a bug isnt. be nice to a bug today

[theoccultflorist-offical]

I heard on the raspberry bush (that's the saying I think??? Idk it is now) that officals tag their intro posts for *checks hand* tractors

i would be interested in acquiring a tractor (for totally legal normal reasons ofc)

So @satan-offical @no-one-offical @snail-offical @anonmous-offical @killer-offical @pablo-the-fly-offical @evilpineapple-offical @lucifer-the-gay-offical @argon-offical @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @homosexuality-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

Am I a joke to you

[theoccultflorist-offical]

well...