TheOddBox

I reblog homestuck and homestuck accessories. And I love the Beatles and Gorillaz. And many other things. I'm 16 and shit at drawing, so I redraw other people's artwork. I am also a strong independen woman who don't need no man.

[theoddbox-blog]

Just about the only music I can understand right now.

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i was deleting my facebook and then

hOW DO YOU EVEN READ THIS? SO I PLAYED THE AUDIO AND THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE

I AM SO CONFUSED

[heirofsyrup]

IM LAUFHING SO MCUH

[chrystelle-deactivated20181001]

do u even

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why would i elevator. 

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

first rule of tumblr: always reblog our Creator

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daddy

[niknak79]

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

December 21st 2012.

The sky is black. I hear screams outside. I look through the window. It is raining Oreos. The Aztec predicted it. Their calendar depicted a giant Oreo. The 2012 conspiracy theorists stare outside in shock. They should have known. This was what the Mayans predicted. They did plan for leap years.

Oreos continue to descend from the sky. It’s been days. They keep falling. Everything is Oreos. This is not the white Christmas you were dreaming of.

Harold Camping stands on his roof screaming, “repent! Repent! Jesus! Take me, father, I am ready,” an Oreo hits him in the head. He collapses. Harold Camping is buried in Oreos. There are so many Oreos. Why are there so many Oreos?

People take shelter in their homes for days. Eventually, people starve or their windows break and Oreos come flooding in. The last ones left suffocate in Oreos.

The Cookie Monster appears in the sky. It turns out every religion was wrong. The Cookie Monster is the one true God. His googly eyes wiggle. He screams, “C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.” Cole Sprouse is resurrected. He high fives Cookie Monster and says, “S is for sociology.” All goes dark. There was no meaning to life. C is for cookie.

[thisoneceres]

I give you a hamburger

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

[africa-by-toto]

human beings in a mob

whats a mob to a king

whats a king to a god

whats a god to a nonbeliver

who don’t believe in

anything

[genamakesart]

12/10

DONE AND DONE. I am ready for my critique tomorrow!

Thanks so much for all the notes on the last post guys, holy cow!! I was totally blown away by the response!

[idontknowlolkms]

woah

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[illuminatedtrash]

in the first picture, to the left of Obama it looks like that black guy has a shaggy, balding fro

but then in the next picture the white girl behind peeks out from behind him and gives you a knowing look

she knows

she knows what she’s done

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[theoddbox-blog]

Why I hate icebreakers

teacher: "Okay, lets go around the room."

teacher: "State your name a two things you like, it'll be fun!"

me: "Hi, I'm Haley and two things I like are..."

brain: teeth and blood

brain: guys in drag and johnlock

brain: reading explicit stories on the internet and blogging about them

brain: everything gay and avoiding responsibility

me: "Sleeping and..."

brain: trans* people

brain: listening to explicit podfics on the bus

brain: lusting after middle aged British actors

me: "and eating. Yup. Sleeping and eating."

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if youre ever feeling sad, just remember that theres someone out there.  theres another person out there.  out there in the world there is a person somewhere

[vividstar]

What? How is that supposed to help? Like at all

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

theres a person

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*deletes you from myspace top 8*

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[lazarusholmes]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN

[crimsonzoroark]

I HAD TO REBLOG. IS THAT A BABY OCTOPUS??? I QUITE LIKE OCTOPI(?) EVEN WHEN THEY’RE GROWN UP. OMG THIS GIF

[koztastic]

baby!~

[ccrowsiie]

wewese da kwaken!

[ventusthecorgi]

[askinnyblackman]

this isn’t the park you piece of shit

[renloras]

ragingbomer:

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT