Just about the only music I can understand right now.
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Claire Keane
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styofa doing anything
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@theoddbox-blog
Just about the only music I can understand right now.
i was deleting my facebook and then
hOW DO YOU EVEN READ THIS? SO I PLAYED THE AUDIO AND THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
I AM SO CONFUSED
IM LAUFHING SO MCUH
do u even
why would i elevator.
first rule of tumblr: always reblog our Creator
December 21st 2012.
The sky is black. I hear screams outside. I look through the window. It is raining Oreos. The Aztec predicted it. Their calendar depicted a giant Oreo. The 2012 conspiracy theorists stare outside in shock. They should have known. This was what the Mayans predicted. They did plan for leap years.
Oreos continue to descend from the sky. It’s been days. They keep falling. Everything is Oreos. This is not the white Christmas you were dreaming of.
Harold Camping stands on his roof screaming, “repent! Repent! Jesus! Take me, father, I am ready,” an Oreo hits him in the head. He collapses. Harold Camping is buried in Oreos. There are so many Oreos. Why are there so many Oreos?
People take shelter in their homes for days. Eventually, people starve or their windows break and Oreos come flooding in. The last ones left suffocate in Oreos.
The Cookie Monster appears in the sky. It turns out every religion was wrong. The Cookie Monster is the one true God. His googly eyes wiggle. He screams, “C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.” Cole Sprouse is resurrected. He high fives Cookie Monster and says, “S is for sociology.” All goes dark. There was no meaning to life. C is for cookie.
I give you a hamburger
human beings in a mob
whats a mob to a king
whats a king to a god
whats a god to a nonbeliver
who don’t believe in
anything
12/10
DONE AND DONE. I am ready for my critique tomorrow!
Thanks so much for all the notes on the last post guys, holy cow!! I was totally blown away by the response!
woah
in the first picture, to the left of Obama it looks like that black guy has a shaggy, balding fro
but then in the next picture the white girl behind peeks out from behind him and gives you a knowing look
she knows
she knows what she’s done
Why I hate icebreakers
teacher: "Okay, lets go around the room."
teacher: "State your name a two things you like, it'll be fun!"
me: "Hi, I'm Haley and two things I like are..."
brain: teeth and blood
brain: guys in drag and johnlock
brain: reading explicit stories on the internet and blogging about them
brain: everything gay and avoiding responsibility
me: "Sleeping and..."
brain: trans* people
brain: listening to explicit podfics on the bus
brain: lusting after middle aged British actors
me: "and eating. Yup. Sleeping and eating."
if youre ever feeling sad, just remember that theres someone out there. theres another person out there. out there in the world there is a person somewhere
What? How is that supposed to help? Like at all
theres a person
*deletes you from myspace top 8*
RELEASE THE KRAKEN
I HAD TO REBLOG. IS THAT A BABY OCTOPUS??? I QUITE LIKE OCTOPI(?) EVEN WHEN THEY’RE GROWN UP. OMG THIS GIF
baby!~
wewese da kwaken!
this isn’t the park you piece of shit
ragingbomer:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair
i am your child have you ever sEEN ME WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT