This, That, and Everything Between

She/Her - 30 - I'm chronically obsessed with FFXIV. Also D&D and Pokémon. Brainworms for days. It's terminal.

[destiny2-names]

HRT wouldn't fix me but it would make me way sexier, which is close enough I guess

[destiny2-names]

WRONG BLOG

[sylvancaptain]

This is a Destiny 2 post I think.

[destiny2-names]

You know what? Good point

[awokennerd]

Destiny 2 heritage post

[notbop]

during the duration of your reading this post, you are a girl. you. you are not pretending, this is not a hypothetical. right now, as your eyes flick across my words, you are in every way as much of a girl as i or any other is. you are beautiful, you are a girl, you always have been, and i will always be proud of you for it.

wont you read it one more time, just to remember?

[kingkiba]

BOY could I go for some affection rn or maybe death

[imonthemoonitsmadeofcheese]

Ahhhh…. I’m oversharing again. Transmat Firing!

[guerrillatech]

[busket]

he's gonna die one day soon and it wont fix everything but it'll feel great and the whole world is gonna fucking party together

[relia-robot-writes]

"Imagine," says the voice, "that you were underneath a blanket. It's a little small, so your feet poke out from underneath it, and your arms come out from either side."

"Okay," says the human, dangling upside down, suspended by a group of tentacles. "I got it."

"Right," says the voice, which comes from everywhere and nowhere. "Now consider a cat. The cat thinks you're kind of like a cat, but you're so big, he has some problems understanding that all of your body is really you."

"Am I the-"

"Yes. Now listen. Especially under the blanket, the cat doesn't really know where your body begins and ends. He sees your feet, and decides to attack them. He's only play-fighting, but his claws are real sharp, so it hurts. What would you do?"

"Well," says the human, gently spinning in the tentacle's grasp, "I'd try to tuck my feet under the blanket."

"Ah, but then it's even worse," claims the voice, triumphantly, "because now your cat sees Blanket Monsters and attacks them twice as hard."

"So you have to grab the cat."

"It's either that or burrito her," says the voice, squeezing the human in the grip of its tentacles. "And since in this metaphor the blanket represents the fabric of reality as you know it, I don't think you'd find it very pleasant."

"Fair enough," says the human, blood beginning to pool in her head. "Can you please put me down, now? I promise I won't attack you again."

"That's what the cat says every time, too, and yet..."

[doctorwhogifs]

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

[mishalak-deactivated20200713]

I held onto this for six whole months. It was soooo hard waiting.

[kaibacorpintern]

in the Egyptian wing of the museum and my boyfriend is like "what are all the time periods of ancient Egypt" and I'm like predynastic, early dynastic, old kingdom which is when the pyramids were built, first intermediate, middle kingdom, second intermediate, new kingdom which includes amarna period and yugioh, third intermediate, and then all the late period stuff and macedonian and roman eras. and he's like run that by me one more time

[qqueenofhades]

In other news, apparently Mitch McConnell is at death's fuckin door.

You know what to do, people.

[qqueenofhades]

Mitch McConnell's Office Won't Confirm If He's Conscious

[qqueenofhades]

Everyone in my notes right now:

[pocketss]

blockhead gets mogged

[lilaccatholic]

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

[lilaccatholic]

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

[tredlocity]

[tredlocity]

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,

[random-jot]

[geosie]

[eemamminy-art]

repost your art day 22: Paint

This was a commission I did actually but I'm still so fond of it! I love Krile :3 🎨 I loved spending more time with her in dawntrail!!!

Drawn in February 2024

[thequeervampiric]

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

[shubbabang]