Pippa

Hi! This is for my non-related P&O stuff :) My Professor Layton blog is @bro-nev and my art/period blog is @mademoisallie!

[theodorasaurusrex]

My grandmother, in all her wisdom and seriousness, just asked me "What is the name of this pig"

[theodorasaurusrex]

Grief is such a weird thing. I'll be washing dishes and then randomly think about how it's been a while since I've spoken to my step-grandma and I should text her to check on her, only to immediately remember that she's gone and I will never be able to talk to her again. I saw her alive, I saw her cold stiff body dressed in her favourite flannel in a white coffin, and I saw her charred bones laid out on a steel pan before the funeral home runs it through a grinder so it'll fit into a tiny urn. I'll ask myself, how did I not scream or faint? How was I so calm when I cried? Then I'll think about how my insomnia has gotten worse because I'm often too nervous to go to sleep out of fear that I'll wake up to a text message informing me that someone has died again.

After that I'll conclude that there's really nothing I can do about it, because what can you do about death anyway? So I'll dry my dishes, stare out the kitchen window and see that the person in the apartment in front of mine is watching football on their TV. It's sunny outside. Then I go on with my day, or I try to.

[shock]

the last time i went to pride a few years ago i brought one of these things and filled it to the brim with vodka and i was too busy sharing hits off the secret vodka bag with every stranger who wanted to partake to care about anything else. it became a whole bartering system where people gave me pins or lei's or other trinkets to gain a spot in line for the secret vodka camel bag. didn't matter what they looked like or how much clothes they wore, drag queens and leather kings and all the other ruffians got a hit from the camel bag if they had something to share, even if all they had was themselves. it was fucking disgusting. nobody had to bend down or anything because the straw was several feet long. moral of the story is at the end of the day... coexist.

[shock]

happy pride month 💖

[dragon-hoard]

we have a cat in for boarding right now who has the sweetest most darlingist face. he looks sweet and cute but he is not. he is a motherfucker who will, without literally any warning, whip his arm out to scratch you and hook his nails in your skin and be unable to let go. he grazed me this morning and apparently last time he got stuck in the hand of one of the vet techs for like two minutes before they could wrap him in a towel and remove his claws from her skin. and I was warned of this. and I still thought he wouldnt try because his face was so innocent and he was just quietly watching me

[dragon-hoard]

a conman

[a-yoda-a-day]

[talus-the-broken]

In any tomato based sauce, vodka, or any strong alcohol doesn't make the dish taste more like alcohol, it releases alcohol soluble elements from the tomato itself, making it taste sweeter, richer and more tomato than even just tomatoes themselves, this adds acidity, which is often tempered by the addition of dairy (usually heavy cream) a la vodka is not a delicate sauce, but any means, it's made with a full intention of every major ingredient hitting well above it's weight. And if you want it even better, try using a good botanical gin or a pepper vodka for even more intensity.

[chilewithcarnage]

[obsessedwithcartoonducks-deacti]

So here's my new favourite thing happening on Tiktok:

Dutch people are making videos about Dutch culture in the same way Westerners make videos about Asian culture.

Things like:

-using a pink filter

-making traditional food

-mixing Dutch words into their English sentences

I think they're doing this to show how weird westerners treat Asian culture and I think its one of the best things to come out of Tiktok.

(They're calling it Dutchcore)

[catboybatman]

I cant

Fucking losing it

[alice2madness]

@demilypyro

[floatinglonewanderer]

Glad I caught that

[manscaped]

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[skinsthemeplays-deactivated2022]

who knew I’d become a 98 year old forgotten woman in my 20’s

[sailermoon]

[bulletsandvampires]

NO FUCKING WAY

[headspace-hotel]

[mitski-posting]

[theodorasaurusrex]

I'm obsessed with how other social medias are like "NO WE GOTTA KEEP THINGS CLEAN!!!! EVERYTHING HAS TO BE AS APPEALING AND SATISFYING AS POSSIBLE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE USERS" whereas Tumblr is like "This website is becoming too normal. Release user catboydicks6969 to unleash havoc"

[theodorasaurusrex]

To clarify: I'm not British but I remember when I was much younger and just started learning English, I used to confuse Tony Hawk and Tony Blair when I see them on TV or other forms of media

So there was a point in my life where I, a young Asian kid, wholeheartedly believed that Tony Hawk is the British PM and Tony Blair is the skateboarder

[secondbeatsongs]

[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, and it kills me that the source has been silenced by youtube’s copyright system, so I’m putting it here!

I have seen a version of this on tumblr before, but the audio in that one is just a little bit off because that person edited it back in themselves

but today, I am proud to present the original video, sent to me by Crispy Crungy, who gave me permission to upload it here and share it with you all!

enjoy!

[theodorasaurusrex]

Man I haven't been in Tumblr in a hot while but a while ago I dreamed that someone posted a pic of Mads Mikkelsen with cat ears and the caption was "This post was made for one (1) kitten" and everyone just started using it to describe their extremely specific and niche interests

[cat-diagnosis]

Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

[fuckthisbjrdplease]

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

[cat-diagnosis]

Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.

[communistpartyofgallifrey]

[jojojo-jo-jo-jojo]

1: I’m thinking of a community of Catholic Christians over a geographical area, but I can’t remember the name of it.

2: Is it a diocese?

1: No, it’s smaller than that

2:

[theyshapedlikefriends]

Munyumum Axolotl