What I Need More Than Anything.

[theodore-wiggins]

Tch… *laughs weakly* I dunno what that means…

*releases him, sighing shakily* ..Okay. I’m gonna go do this. *fumbles with the seed in his pocket*

When I plant the seed, its gonna be for you, and every single Once-ler I’ve met up until now. I won’t let them down. And I won’t let you down.

[cold-ler]

… I know.

Go change the way things are. I’ll be doing the same here.

Take care, kiddo.

[theodore-wiggins]

You too, sir. *smiles a bit* .....and thank you for everything. 

Alright... I-I’m really gonna go now. *turns to leave, putting his helmet on*

I’ll see you again! I promise.

[theodore-wiggins]

Y…eah.

……

I dont… really wanna leave. Weird, right? ….

Can I uh.. um…

I hope this doesn’t hurt you or anything, but I’m gonna hug you okay? *walks over*

[cold-ler]

Not weirder than me wanting you to stay.

…… O-Okay.

- I’ll— I’ll have to— get- a rain check— on returning it.

[theodore-wiggins]

Tch... *laughs weakly* I dunno what that means...

*releases him, sighing shakily* ..Okay. I’m gonna go do this. *fumbles with the seed in his pocket*

When I plant the seed, its gonna be for you, and every single Once-ler I’ve met up until now. I won’t let them down. And I won’t let  you down.

[theodore-wiggins]

……

*clears his throat* Okay. …..gonna go now…. like.. in just a sec…

*stays in the doorway*

……..

[cold-ler]

……

You stall as bad as I do.

- Nn, sorry. I’m no good at- goodbyes.

… You made everything brighter. And- it really helped a lot. Thank you, Ted.

[theodore-wiggins]

Y...eah.

......

I dont... really wanna leave. Weird, right? ....

Can I uh.. um...

I hope this doesn’t hurt you or anything, but I’m gonna hug you okay? *walks over*

[theodore-wiggins]

Tch……

I wouldn’t dream of not visiting you, sir. Seriously! Make sure you listen to the radio a lot, okay? You’ll hear me! I’ll make sure.

[cold-ler]

O- okay. Yeah. I will.

Well… good luck. You can do it.

…

[theodore-wiggins]

......

*clears his throat* Okay. .....gonna go now.... like.. in just a sec...

*stays in the doorway*

........

[theodore-wiggins]

I got some crackers, I think… Uhh and yeah, water! Man, could you imagine if I forgot to bring water with me? 

…what can I do for you, then?

[cold-ler]

Only crackers? Geez, take more than that. What if you get lost?

Come on. You don’t have to do anything. … Just.. promise you’ll come visit. Y’know, when you’re done saving the world. 

And I’ll keep the radio, so - when you fix Thneedville, you can send me a message on that.

[theodore-wiggins]

Tch......

I wouldn’t dream of not visiting you, sir. Seriously! Make sure you listen to the radio a lot, okay? You’ll hear me! I’ll make sure.

[theodore-wiggins]

I got my bag packed up. *laughs a little* It’s not like I have a ton of stuff to bring with me, anyway. I got the seed…my helmet… my bike’s outside… oh! And my crayons. 

Uhhh d’you need me to clean anything before I go..? 

[cold-ler]

Did you get food, water? Bike fuel? … That’s about all that’s here to offer, but. At least it covers the essentials.

Clean?? No, why— no. You’re not here to clean stuff. I don’t want that to be the last thing.

[theodore-wiggins]

I got some crackers, I think... Uhh and yeah, water! Man, could you imagine if I forgot to bring water with me? 

...what can I do for you, then?

[theodore-wiggins]

Yeahhh… And like! Pfft! I wont mix up your teas and stuff. Or whatever those things are in your cupboard.

Right? *smiles a bit*

[cold-ler]

R…ight. Tidy shelves. That’s— yeah. That’s just. Great.

So- do you- what do you need? Have you packed anything yet?

[theodore-wiggins]

I got my bag packed up. *laughs a little* It’s not like I have a ton of stuff to bring with me, anyway. I got the seed...my helmet... my bike’s outside... oh! And my crayons. 

Uhhh d’you need me to clean anything before I go..? 

[theodore-wiggins]

Yeah, I’m uh…….. *leans against the doorframe, staying there* …yeah…

……

Hey, uh…. y’know, I think its— *clears his throat* —time. Hehe… you’re probably gonna be happy not to have me messing up all your stuff all the time, huh? *laughs nervously*

[cold-ler]

Oh.

…

Uh-huh.

[theodore-wiggins]

Yeahhh... And like! Pfft! I wont mix up your teas and stuff. Or whatever those things are in your cupboard.

Right? *smiles a bit*

[theodore-wiggins]

*steps in* Heeeeyyy…. *smiles a bit* 

Uh, how you doin’, sir?

[cold-ler]

Yeah, um. Fine. You?

[theodore-wiggins]

Yeah, I’m uh........ *leans against the doorframe, staying there* ...yeah...

......

Hey, uh.... y’know, I think its-- *clears his throat* --time. Hehe... you’re probably gonna be happy not to have me messing up all your stuff all the time, huh? *laughs nervously*

[cold-ler]

…………

……

*opens door* Sure.

[theodore-wiggins]

*steps in* Heeeeyyy.... *smiles a bit* 

Uh, how you doin’, sir?

[theodore-wiggins]

..........

[jesus-on-strike]

Petition to change Ted Wiggins’s name to Todd Wiggles

[theodore-wiggins]

NO

[theodore-wiggins]

Can someone help me "save the internet", please? :(

[theodore-wiggins]

Well, you are with Mr. COLD-ler. I have a hard time believing you could be hot. (You are a cutie pie, though. A manly cutie pie.)

I-I'm not cute!! Not even manly cute! Just...just manly! ;;

[theodore-wiggins]

You didn't let me finish, I love you like a brother, and onceler as my lover.

None of your words are making sense!! 

It sounds like icky Valentine's stuff >8(

[theodore-wiggins]

Teddy, what ever happened to the statue of O'Hare?

Mr. O'Hare's statue? Like... the one that's in Thneedville?

I dunno... haven't been there in so long... 

But I will be there. Very soon. So I can plant the seed Mr. Cold-ler gave me, y'know?

[theodore-wiggins]

whileyoureinschoolidothisallday replied to your post:whileyoureinschoolidothisallday replied to your...

oh no not you bae! The other person. you were great!

O-Oh..! 

Well... hehehe. Thanks. uvu