HEY MOON, PLEASE FORGET TO FALL DOWN. @theodorepuckerman - Tumblr Blog

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curlsandstems

I need this.

poni1kenobi-deactivated20250915

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

reveriemind

#theoface

sharmans

I think I would be like a vegetarian pizza. But, like, with some meat in there. So everyone would be like ‘this is not quite what it should be’, like, it kinda looks right, but then, what the fuck is the meat doing there?

#theoface

TEXT 📱 THUNTER

HUNT: Yep I'm attracted to you but you're lying to yourself. You are totally attracted to me. You're not blind after all.

HUNT: What groping? These accusations. Are you trying to ruin me?

HUNT: Take off the belt and I'll comply.

HUNT: Sounds good baby.

THEO: Of course, you're attracted to me. I'm like ketchup, I go good on everything.

THEO: I've never once told a lie, and I'm not starting now. i am not attracted to you Hunter, not now, and not ever. You just aren't my type.

THEO: you know what groping. all the getting too close, wearing those hideously tight shirts, trying to seduce me, like I'd so easily cave.

THEO: I'll take off the belt, and choke you with it.

THEO: fine. fine. fine.

[TEN MINUTES LATER.]

THEO: YOU WIN.

THEO:💋🍆🍑💦

#text: hunter

patrick-clarington:

Maybe you should tell me them. I can’t make them come true if I don’t know what they are.

It sounds an awful like someone trying to gain information to seduce me, Patty.

#c: patrick

TEXT 📱 THUNTER

HUNT: No I remember but people change their minds all the time about what they believe.

HUNT: Why not? Clearly we're both still attracted to one another and it could help th ease the tension. It's not against dress code, I can do what I like. I'm still taking it as a win.

HUNT: I'm only human and we're naturally drawn to certain places.

HUNT: You're a fucking broken record I swear.

THEO: I mean life really screwed me at times, but i never stopped believing.

THEO: you're clearly attracted to me, that's pretty obvious, but i am not attracted to you. tension? what tension? but there is none whatsoever. I'm pretty sure it's sexual harassment, that and the groping. stop shopping in the child department.

THEO: Keep your eyes away from anything below the belt.

THEO: You torture me, I torture you.

#text: hunter

directorcoopercarter:

Yeah you seem like it. Yes baby, please fuck my ass have me begging for more as you pound inside me. I have a wide variety of props there we could use as toys.

You’re an ass, Cooper. You’re filthy, absolutely filthy. I’m gonna have to find a way to punish that dirty little mouth of yours.

#c: cooper

TEXT 📱 THUNTER

HUNT: No I was talking about religious beliefs.

HUNT: You might as well make yourself useful right? Oh look you called me sir.

HUNT: I think that is a bit of an exaggeration.

HUNT: I wouldn't say most, I have other priorities at work.

HUNT: I'm a sucker for that bullshit I suppose.

THEO: You know I'm Jewish. You can't pretend to have forgotten /everything/ about me, Hunter.

THEO: I'm very useful, but some find other dumb fuck to blow you. 'cause i ain't hooking up with you, not now, not ever. so stop tying to seduce me with those shirts, that are very tight, and those pants. I'm pretty sure it's against the dress code. I said sir in a sarcastic manner, dipshit.

THEO: my brain or yours? 'cause mine is great, and if i remember correctly. yous got you into alot of trouble.

THEO: knew you were being a pervert and looking where you shouldn't.

THEO: hardly, i mean you left, and i was pretty fucking adorable. tooth ache fucking sweet.

#text: hunter

TEXT 📱 THUNTER

HUNT: Depends what you believe in.

HUNT: If you do drop it in my lap will you wipe it up for me and kiss it better after?

HUNT: You think brain surgery is dumb? Is that perhaps because you lack a brain of your own? Sure it was just once, not like I can feel your burning gaze on me constantly.

HUNT: So that's how it has managed to go unnoticed.

THEO: not you, if that's what we're getting at.

THEO: that what you want, huh? your pants wrapped around you ankles and me on my knees, with my mouth on your dick? you reek of desperation, /sir./

THEO: I have a brain! i have a very awesome fucking brain up in her. Shame that brain of yours, didn't stop you from half beating a kid to death.

THEO: more like you spend most of your time checking me out.

THEO: what can i say, sweet and adorable got you into my bed.

#text: hunter

TEXT 📱 THUNTER

HUNT: What about the one after that then?

HUNT: I know. That's what makes it all the more fun.

HUNT: I should be your favourite, you could learn a lot from me if you focused on my work instead of my ass.

HUNT: Wow and everyone thinks I'm a psychopath.

THEO: I'm hoping you don't manage to make it to that lifetime. here is to hoping

THEO: You can get your own coffee, because i won't apologize for dropping it in your lap this time 'round

THEO: Can't be my favorite, when i think your specialty, is dumb af. I haven't checked out your ass. Okay, once. maybe once, And it ain't all that great. so stop trying to get into my pants,

THEO: I'm cute. I'm adorable. I get away with it.

#text: hunter

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HUNT: If you want to get in to the argument of titles again then I'm still insisting on being called Sir.

HUNT: Yep. That is what I said.

HUNT: I could but you're my favourite lacky.

HUNT: We'll see about that.

THEO: I am not calling you sir, not in this lifetime, or the next.

THEO: You're an insufferable dick. You know I'm obligated to say yes.

THEO: And you're my least favorite associate, Every time you torture me in the slightest, I imagine you having a slow, very slow painful death.

#text: hunter

TEXT: Hey Puckerman. I need you in work earlier tomorrow and I need you to stay later as well. Get a good sleep so you can keep up.

[text message] we’ve been over this countless times, It’s Theo, but you get to call me, Doctor. Puckerman, no ifs, no buts.[text message] You want me in earlier than needed, and stay later as well? on a day when i’m not scheduled to work?[text message] You can’t find some other lacky intern to get your coffee?[text message] I can keep up with you just fine, old man.

#text: hunter #hxnterclarington

patrick-clarington:

Of course! How else would I entertain your fantasies?

bitch please, you barely know half of those tedious little fantasies that involve you, Patty cake.

#c: patrick

directorcoopercarter:

Yes, is that a problem mate? We’ll just have to see then maybe. I have the key to the Smyrna theater, meet me there, we’ll be the only ones there. Better to hear begging in person.

Not a problem but do i look like the type of lad, who’s all for playing with balls? You want me to fuck you up on stage, old man? aren’t you a kinky bastard.

#c: cooper