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@theofficalspiderman
Okay let’s do this one last time!
My name’s Peter Parker, i was bitten by a radioactive spider and for the last few years I’ve been the one and only Spiderman!!
Feel free to give a shout to your friendly neighbourhood spiderman
This blog is SFW
My Parker I'm sorry that that old lady punched you earlier. - @charlie--stark
Its okay!! Didn’t hurt that bad it just bruised my ego
Hey you’re Tony’s kid right?
"In genetics, Yeah. I never knew him. Unfortunately."
That is unfortunate! He’s such a brilliant man… what do you enjoy doing for fun?
"It is what is it unfortunately. Oh, I like photography and writing. What about you?"
Well i dont get much free time between school work and being a superhero! But whenever i do i enjoy tinkering with electronics, collecting comics, reading anything sci-fi related and i also enjoy photography!!
Most of my photography lately has been of me in my suit though..
My Parker I'm sorry that that old lady punched you earlier. - @charlie--stark
Its okay!! Didn’t hurt that bad it just bruised my ego
Hey you’re Tony’s kid right?
"In genetics, Yeah. I never knew him. Unfortunately."
That is unfortunate! He’s such a brilliant man… what do you enjoy doing for fun?
My Parker I'm sorry that that old lady punched you earlier. - @charlie--stark
Its okay!! Didn’t hurt that bad it just bruised my ego
Hey you’re Tony’s kid right?
Tony Stark?! What is he doing here
- @theofficalspiderman
He’s my husband! Nice to meet you… spider man, right? I’m a huge fan?
Tony Stark.. like THE tony stark has a husband??? I have so many questions.. when did this happen.. did he do it while i was fighting bad guys and he told me to back off but he never actually showed up?
Yes I’m Spiderman! Used to be the one and only until we discovered that the multiverse is real!! I thought it was just a theory.. but it changed how we understand initial singularity!!
Sorry.. heh.. its really exciting stuff
That is exciting! The whole multiverse thing confused me at first to be honest… but Tony and I got together a little while back and we’ve been together since!
Would you believe it if i told you that tony stark invented time travel!! And he did it to reverse the blip that Thanos created
As for you and Tony, I’m happy for you two.. Tony deserves to relax and not be so up tight all the time
Wait don’t tell him i said he was up tight! Actually forget everything i said!!!
*I chuckle.* You’re funny, kiddo. I can see why Tony talks so fondly of you.
Wait he talks fondly of me? The tony stark.. IRON MAN.. talks fondly of.. ME?
Oh! Yeah! You didn’t know that?
No (he says matter of factly) tony stark doesn’t care about me like that, he’s got more important and cooler things to worry about, I’m just his student!!
You sure? I thought you were his kid! Strange…
Oh no no no, he’s just my mentor.. my aunt may is my guardian!! She’s a wonderful parent, tony stark is lovely and i do look up to him! But he’s more my boss than anything…
Ohhhh, that’s okay! So, he tells me you’re very smart, what do you like to study?
Science!! Specifically physics chemistry and biology!! I made my own web fluid, but thats nothing compared to the things tony has created
Hey, making a whole new material is no small feat! You’re super cool!
Its not that difficult! I just synthesized a custom long-chain polymer liquid, which mimics real spider silk!!
Tony created a whole new element!! Which is way cooler than web fluid if i do say so myself
Interesting… well, I think that comparing yourself against Tony’s successes isn’t fair to you. You’ve still got a lot of time before you’re his age, and I think that once you’re his age, you’ll be just as accomplished (if not more accomplished) as he is!
Yeah that’s fair.. but don’t tell him i said that!! I don’t need him to think I’m some cocky kid with super powers..
So how about movies!! What would your favourite be? Mines probably a Star wars or aliens movie! Though i love anything sci-fi related so i couldn’t narrow it down for you
Hmmm… I really liked the notebook… but I also really love sci fi movies!
The notebook is definitely a classic you can’t go wrong with that!!
So, I’ve always wondered… how do your powers work? If you don’t mind my asking…
Well let me start listing things off for you! (He lifts a finger every time he states a power)
So there’s super strength, speed and agility, my reflexes are faster than a normal human, my body is more durable than a normal person, i recover from injuries faster than a normal person and then the spider traits are the ability to wall crawl and i have something called a spider sense, which is basically a tingling feeling that alerts me of danger
I gained all these abilities when i was bitten by a radioactive spider.. which is just a spider which it’s DNA altered!!
Woah… that’s a lot. That’s awesome! How do you deal with all of that?
Well it was hard at first when my DNA was changing because i had no idea what was going on!! Suddenly i had muscle, i could see amazingly, i was sticking to things.. but eventually i got the hang of it and i can control.. mostly.. everything, sometimes i forget how strong i am, and i can’t control my spider sense
But it’s not too bad!! Besides New York definitely needed a super hero, so i became the friendly neighbourhood spiderman
You’re genuinely so cool… I wish I was as awesome as you!
Oh nonsense! You’re just as amazing as i am, and it wouldn’t be a neighbourhood without you guys, which would leave me without a job! You guys are equally as awesome and important as i am if not more important!! I exist for you guys!!
You’re so nice! Thank you…!
Of course! It costs nothing to be kind!!
Tony Stark?! What is he doing here
- @theofficalspiderman
He’s my husband! Nice to meet you… spider man, right? I’m a huge fan?
Tony Stark.. like THE tony stark has a husband??? I have so many questions.. when did this happen.. did he do it while i was fighting bad guys and he told me to back off but he never actually showed up?
Yes I’m Spiderman! Used to be the one and only until we discovered that the multiverse is real!! I thought it was just a theory.. but it changed how we understand initial singularity!!
Sorry.. heh.. its really exciting stuff
That is exciting! The whole multiverse thing confused me at first to be honest… but Tony and I got together a little while back and we’ve been together since!
Would you believe it if i told you that tony stark invented time travel!! And he did it to reverse the blip that Thanos created
As for you and Tony, I’m happy for you two.. Tony deserves to relax and not be so up tight all the time
Wait don’t tell him i said he was up tight! Actually forget everything i said!!!
*I chuckle.* You’re funny, kiddo. I can see why Tony talks so fondly of you.
Wait he talks fondly of me? The tony stark.. IRON MAN.. talks fondly of.. ME?
Oh! Yeah! You didn’t know that?
No (he says matter of factly) tony stark doesn’t care about me like that, he’s got more important and cooler things to worry about, I’m just his student!!
You sure? I thought you were his kid! Strange…
Oh no no no, he’s just my mentor.. my aunt may is my guardian!! She’s a wonderful parent, tony stark is lovely and i do look up to him! But he’s more my boss than anything…
Ohhhh, that’s okay! So, he tells me you’re very smart, what do you like to study?
Science!! Specifically physics chemistry and biology!! I made my own web fluid, but thats nothing compared to the things tony has created
Hey, making a whole new material is no small feat! You’re super cool!
Its not that difficult! I just synthesized a custom long-chain polymer liquid, which mimics real spider silk!!
Tony created a whole new element!! Which is way cooler than web fluid if i do say so myself
Interesting… well, I think that comparing yourself against Tony’s successes isn’t fair to you. You’ve still got a lot of time before you’re his age, and I think that once you’re his age, you’ll be just as accomplished (if not more accomplished) as he is!
Yeah that’s fair.. but don’t tell him i said that!! I don’t need him to think I’m some cocky kid with super powers..
So how about movies!! What would your favourite be? Mines probably a Star wars or aliens movie! Though i love anything sci-fi related so i couldn’t narrow it down for you
Hmmm… I really liked the notebook… but I also really love sci fi movies!
The notebook is definitely a classic you can’t go wrong with that!!
So, I’ve always wondered… how do your powers work? If you don’t mind my asking…
Well let me start listing things off for you! (He lifts a finger every time he states a power)
So there’s super strength, speed and agility, my reflexes are faster than a normal human, my body is more durable than a normal person, i recover from injuries faster than a normal person and then the spider traits are the ability to wall crawl and i have something called a spider sense, which is basically a tingling feeling that alerts me of danger
I gained all these abilities when i was bitten by a radioactive spider.. which is just a spider which it’s DNA altered!!
Woah… that’s a lot. That’s awesome! How do you deal with all of that?
Well it was hard at first when my DNA was changing because i had no idea what was going on!! Suddenly i had muscle, i could see amazingly, i was sticking to things.. but eventually i got the hang of it and i can control.. mostly.. everything, sometimes i forget how strong i am, and i can’t control my spider sense
But it’s not too bad!! Besides New York definitely needed a super hero, so i became the friendly neighbourhood spiderman
You’re genuinely so cool… I wish I was as awesome as you!
Oh nonsense! You’re just as amazing as i am, and it wouldn’t be a neighbourhood without you guys, which would leave me without a job! You guys are equally as awesome and important as i am if not more important!! I exist for you guys!!
Tony Stark?! What is he doing here
- @theofficalspiderman
He’s my husband! Nice to meet you… spider man, right? I’m a huge fan?
Tony Stark.. like THE tony stark has a husband??? I have so many questions.. when did this happen.. did he do it while i was fighting bad guys and he told me to back off but he never actually showed up?
Yes I’m Spiderman! Used to be the one and only until we discovered that the multiverse is real!! I thought it was just a theory.. but it changed how we understand initial singularity!!
Sorry.. heh.. its really exciting stuff
That is exciting! The whole multiverse thing confused me at first to be honest… but Tony and I got together a little while back and we’ve been together since!
Would you believe it if i told you that tony stark invented time travel!! And he did it to reverse the blip that Thanos created
As for you and Tony, I’m happy for you two.. Tony deserves to relax and not be so up tight all the time
Wait don’t tell him i said he was up tight! Actually forget everything i said!!!
*I chuckle.* You’re funny, kiddo. I can see why Tony talks so fondly of you.
Wait he talks fondly of me? The tony stark.. IRON MAN.. talks fondly of.. ME?
Oh! Yeah! You didn’t know that?
No (he says matter of factly) tony stark doesn’t care about me like that, he’s got more important and cooler things to worry about, I’m just his student!!
You sure? I thought you were his kid! Strange…
Oh no no no, he’s just my mentor.. my aunt may is my guardian!! She’s a wonderful parent, tony stark is lovely and i do look up to him! But he’s more my boss than anything…
Ohhhh, that’s okay! So, he tells me you’re very smart, what do you like to study?
Science!! Specifically physics chemistry and biology!! I made my own web fluid, but thats nothing compared to the things tony has created
Hey, making a whole new material is no small feat! You’re super cool!
Its not that difficult! I just synthesized a custom long-chain polymer liquid, which mimics real spider silk!!
Tony created a whole new element!! Which is way cooler than web fluid if i do say so myself
Interesting… well, I think that comparing yourself against Tony’s successes isn’t fair to you. You’ve still got a lot of time before you’re his age, and I think that once you’re his age, you’ll be just as accomplished (if not more accomplished) as he is!
Yeah that’s fair.. but don’t tell him i said that!! I don’t need him to think I’m some cocky kid with super powers..
So how about movies!! What would your favourite be? Mines probably a Star wars or aliens movie! Though i love anything sci-fi related so i couldn’t narrow it down for you
Hmmm… I really liked the notebook… but I also really love sci fi movies!
The notebook is definitely a classic you can’t go wrong with that!!
So, I’ve always wondered… how do your powers work? If you don’t mind my asking…
Well let me start listing things off for you! (He lifts a finger every time he states a power)
So there’s super strength, speed and agility, my reflexes are faster than a normal human, my body is more durable than a normal person, i recover from injuries faster than a normal person and then the spider traits are the ability to wall crawl and i have something called a spider sense, which is basically a tingling feeling that alerts me of danger
I gained all these abilities when i was bitten by a radioactive spider.. which is just a spider which it’s DNA altered!!
Woah… that’s a lot. That’s awesome! How do you deal with all of that?
Well it was hard at first when my DNA was changing because i had no idea what was going on!! Suddenly i had muscle, i could see amazingly, i was sticking to things.. but eventually i got the hang of it and i can control.. mostly.. everything, sometimes i forget how strong i am, and i can’t control my spider sense
But it’s not too bad!! Besides New York definitely needed a super hero, so i became the friendly neighbourhood spiderman
Tony Stark?! What is he doing here
- @theofficalspiderman
He’s my husband! Nice to meet you… spider man, right? I’m a huge fan?
Tony Stark.. like THE tony stark has a husband??? I have so many questions.. when did this happen.. did he do it while i was fighting bad guys and he told me to back off but he never actually showed up?
Yes I’m Spiderman! Used to be the one and only until we discovered that the multiverse is real!! I thought it was just a theory.. but it changed how we understand initial singularity!!
Sorry.. heh.. its really exciting stuff
That is exciting! The whole multiverse thing confused me at first to be honest… but Tony and I got together a little while back and we’ve been together since!
Would you believe it if i told you that tony stark invented time travel!! And he did it to reverse the blip that Thanos created
As for you and Tony, I’m happy for you two.. Tony deserves to relax and not be so up tight all the time
Wait don’t tell him i said he was up tight! Actually forget everything i said!!!
*I chuckle.* You’re funny, kiddo. I can see why Tony talks so fondly of you.
Wait he talks fondly of me? The tony stark.. IRON MAN.. talks fondly of.. ME?
Oh! Yeah! You didn’t know that?
No (he says matter of factly) tony stark doesn’t care about me like that, he’s got more important and cooler things to worry about, I’m just his student!!
You sure? I thought you were his kid! Strange…
Oh no no no, he’s just my mentor.. my aunt may is my guardian!! She’s a wonderful parent, tony stark is lovely and i do look up to him! But he’s more my boss than anything…
Ohhhh, that’s okay! So, he tells me you’re very smart, what do you like to study?
Science!! Specifically physics chemistry and biology!! I made my own web fluid, but thats nothing compared to the things tony has created
Hey, making a whole new material is no small feat! You’re super cool!
Its not that difficult! I just synthesized a custom long-chain polymer liquid, which mimics real spider silk!!
Tony created a whole new element!! Which is way cooler than web fluid if i do say so myself
Interesting… well, I think that comparing yourself against Tony’s successes isn’t fair to you. You’ve still got a lot of time before you’re his age, and I think that once you’re his age, you’ll be just as accomplished (if not more accomplished) as he is!
Yeah that’s fair.. but don’t tell him i said that!! I don’t need him to think I’m some cocky kid with super powers..
So how about movies!! What would your favourite be? Mines probably a Star wars or aliens movie! Though i love anything sci-fi related so i couldn’t narrow it down for you
Hmmm… I really liked the notebook… but I also really love sci fi movies!
The notebook is definitely a classic you can’t go wrong with that!!
So, I’ve always wondered… how do your powers work? If you don’t mind my asking…
Well let me start listing things off for you! (He lifts a finger every time he states a power)
So there’s super strength, speed and agility, my reflexes are faster than a normal human, my body is more durable than a normal person, i recover from injuries faster than a normal person and then the spider traits are the ability to wall crawl and i have something called a spider sense, which is basically a tingling feeling that alerts me of danger
I gained all these abilities when i was bitten by a radioactive spider.. which is just a spider which it’s DNA altered!!
Helo mister spiderman your identity is in yoyr profile picture
Looks like you’ll have to keep a secret!!
Tony Stark?! What is he doing here
- @theofficalspiderman
He’s my husband! Nice to meet you… spider man, right? I’m a huge fan?
Tony Stark.. like THE tony stark has a husband??? I have so many questions.. when did this happen.. did he do it while i was fighting bad guys and he told me to back off but he never actually showed up?
Yes I’m Spiderman! Used to be the one and only until we discovered that the multiverse is real!! I thought it was just a theory.. but it changed how we understand initial singularity!!
Sorry.. heh.. its really exciting stuff
That is exciting! The whole multiverse thing confused me at first to be honest… but Tony and I got together a little while back and we’ve been together since!
Would you believe it if i told you that tony stark invented time travel!! And he did it to reverse the blip that Thanos created
As for you and Tony, I’m happy for you two.. Tony deserves to relax and not be so up tight all the time
Wait don’t tell him i said he was up tight! Actually forget everything i said!!!
*I chuckle.* You’re funny, kiddo. I can see why Tony talks so fondly of you.
Wait he talks fondly of me? The tony stark.. IRON MAN.. talks fondly of.. ME?
Oh! Yeah! You didn’t know that?
No (he says matter of factly) tony stark doesn’t care about me like that, he’s got more important and cooler things to worry about, I’m just his student!!
You sure? I thought you were his kid! Strange…
Oh no no no, he’s just my mentor.. my aunt may is my guardian!! She’s a wonderful parent, tony stark is lovely and i do look up to him! But he’s more my boss than anything…
Ohhhh, that’s okay! So, he tells me you’re very smart, what do you like to study?
Science!! Specifically physics chemistry and biology!! I made my own web fluid, but thats nothing compared to the things tony has created
Hey, making a whole new material is no small feat! You’re super cool!
Its not that difficult! I just synthesized a custom long-chain polymer liquid, which mimics real spider silk!!
Tony created a whole new element!! Which is way cooler than web fluid if i do say so myself
Interesting… well, I think that comparing yourself against Tony’s successes isn’t fair to you. You’ve still got a lot of time before you’re his age, and I think that once you’re his age, you’ll be just as accomplished (if not more accomplished) as he is!
Yeah that’s fair.. but don’t tell him i said that!! I don’t need him to think I’m some cocky kid with super powers..
So how about movies!! What would your favourite be? Mines probably a Star wars or aliens movie! Though i love anything sci-fi related so i couldn’t narrow it down for you
Hmmm… I really liked the notebook… but I also really love sci fi movies!
The notebook is definitely a classic you can’t go wrong with that!!
Tony Stark?! What is he doing here
- @theofficalspiderman
He’s my husband! Nice to meet you… spider man, right? I’m a huge fan?
Tony Stark.. like THE tony stark has a husband??? I have so many questions.. when did this happen.. did he do it while i was fighting bad guys and he told me to back off but he never actually showed up?
Yes I’m Spiderman! Used to be the one and only until we discovered that the multiverse is real!! I thought it was just a theory.. but it changed how we understand initial singularity!!
Sorry.. heh.. its really exciting stuff
That is exciting! The whole multiverse thing confused me at first to be honest… but Tony and I got together a little while back and we’ve been together since!
Would you believe it if i told you that tony stark invented time travel!! And he did it to reverse the blip that Thanos created
As for you and Tony, I’m happy for you two.. Tony deserves to relax and not be so up tight all the time
Wait don’t tell him i said he was up tight! Actually forget everything i said!!!
*I chuckle.* You’re funny, kiddo. I can see why Tony talks so fondly of you.
Wait he talks fondly of me? The tony stark.. IRON MAN.. talks fondly of.. ME?
Oh! Yeah! You didn’t know that?
No (he says matter of factly) tony stark doesn’t care about me like that, he’s got more important and cooler things to worry about, I’m just his student!!
You sure? I thought you were his kid! Strange…
Oh no no no, he’s just my mentor.. my aunt may is my guardian!! She’s a wonderful parent, tony stark is lovely and i do look up to him! But he’s more my boss than anything…
Ohhhh, that’s okay! So, he tells me you’re very smart, what do you like to study?
Science!! Specifically physics chemistry and biology!! I made my own web fluid, but thats nothing compared to the things tony has created
Hey, making a whole new material is no small feat! You’re super cool!
Its not that difficult! I just synthesized a custom long-chain polymer liquid, which mimics real spider silk!!
Tony created a whole new element!! Which is way cooler than web fluid if i do say so myself
Interesting… well, I think that comparing yourself against Tony’s successes isn’t fair to you. You’ve still got a lot of time before you’re his age, and I think that once you’re his age, you’ll be just as accomplished (if not more accomplished) as he is!
Yeah that’s fair.. but don’t tell him i said that!! I don’t need him to think I’m some cocky kid with super powers..
So how about movies!! What would your favourite be? Mines probably a Star wars or aliens movie! Though i love anything sci-fi related so i couldn’t narrow it down for you
Tony Stark?! What is he doing here
- @theofficalspiderman
He’s my husband! Nice to meet you… spider man, right? I’m a huge fan?
Tony Stark.. like THE tony stark has a husband??? I have so many questions.. when did this happen.. did he do it while i was fighting bad guys and he told me to back off but he never actually showed up?
Yes I’m Spiderman! Used to be the one and only until we discovered that the multiverse is real!! I thought it was just a theory.. but it changed how we understand initial singularity!!
Sorry.. heh.. its really exciting stuff
That is exciting! The whole multiverse thing confused me at first to be honest… but Tony and I got together a little while back and we’ve been together since!
Would you believe it if i told you that tony stark invented time travel!! And he did it to reverse the blip that Thanos created
As for you and Tony, I’m happy for you two.. Tony deserves to relax and not be so up tight all the time
Wait don’t tell him i said he was up tight! Actually forget everything i said!!!
*I chuckle.* You’re funny, kiddo. I can see why Tony talks so fondly of you.
Wait he talks fondly of me? The tony stark.. IRON MAN.. talks fondly of.. ME?
Oh! Yeah! You didn’t know that?
No (he says matter of factly) tony stark doesn’t care about me like that, he’s got more important and cooler things to worry about, I’m just his student!!
You sure? I thought you were his kid! Strange…
Oh no no no, he’s just my mentor.. my aunt may is my guardian!! She’s a wonderful parent, tony stark is lovely and i do look up to him! But he’s more my boss than anything…
Ohhhh, that’s okay! So, he tells me you’re very smart, what do you like to study?
Science!! Specifically physics chemistry and biology!! I made my own web fluid, but thats nothing compared to the things tony has created
Hey, making a whole new material is no small feat! You’re super cool!
Its not that difficult! I just synthesized a custom long-chain polymer liquid, which mimics real spider silk!!
Tony created a whole new element!! Which is way cooler than web fluid if i do say so myself
Tony Stark?! What is he doing here
- @theofficalspiderman
He’s my husband! Nice to meet you… spider man, right? I’m a huge fan?
Tony Stark.. like THE tony stark has a husband??? I have so many questions.. when did this happen.. did he do it while i was fighting bad guys and he told me to back off but he never actually showed up?
Yes I’m Spiderman! Used to be the one and only until we discovered that the multiverse is real!! I thought it was just a theory.. but it changed how we understand initial singularity!!
Sorry.. heh.. its really exciting stuff
That is exciting! The whole multiverse thing confused me at first to be honest… but Tony and I got together a little while back and we’ve been together since!
Would you believe it if i told you that tony stark invented time travel!! And he did it to reverse the blip that Thanos created
As for you and Tony, I’m happy for you two.. Tony deserves to relax and not be so up tight all the time
Wait don’t tell him i said he was up tight! Actually forget everything i said!!!
*I chuckle.* You’re funny, kiddo. I can see why Tony talks so fondly of you.
Wait he talks fondly of me? The tony stark.. IRON MAN.. talks fondly of.. ME?
Oh! Yeah! You didn’t know that?
No (he says matter of factly) tony stark doesn’t care about me like that, he’s got more important and cooler things to worry about, I’m just his student!!
You sure? I thought you were his kid! Strange…
Oh no no no, he’s just my mentor.. my aunt may is my guardian!! She’s a wonderful parent, tony stark is lovely and i do look up to him! But he’s more my boss than anything…
Ohhhh, that’s okay! So, he tells me you’re very smart, what do you like to study?
Science!! Specifically physics chemistry and biology!! I made my own web fluid, but thats nothing compared to the things tony has created
Tony Stark?! What is he doing here
- @theofficalspiderman
He’s my husband! Nice to meet you… spider man, right? I’m a huge fan?
Tony Stark.. like THE tony stark has a husband??? I have so many questions.. when did this happen.. did he do it while i was fighting bad guys and he told me to back off but he never actually showed up?
Yes I’m Spiderman! Used to be the one and only until we discovered that the multiverse is real!! I thought it was just a theory.. but it changed how we understand initial singularity!!
Sorry.. heh.. its really exciting stuff
That is exciting! The whole multiverse thing confused me at first to be honest… but Tony and I got together a little while back and we’ve been together since!
Would you believe it if i told you that tony stark invented time travel!! And he did it to reverse the blip that Thanos created
As for you and Tony, I’m happy for you two.. Tony deserves to relax and not be so up tight all the time
Wait don’t tell him i said he was up tight! Actually forget everything i said!!!
*I chuckle.* You’re funny, kiddo. I can see why Tony talks so fondly of you.
Wait he talks fondly of me? The tony stark.. IRON MAN.. talks fondly of.. ME?
Oh! Yeah! You didn’t know that?
No (he says matter of factly) tony stark doesn’t care about me like that, he’s got more important and cooler things to worry about, I’m just his student!!
You sure? I thought you were his kid! Strange…
Oh no no no, he’s just my mentor.. my aunt may is my guardian!! She’s a wonderful parent, tony stark is lovely and i do look up to him! But he’s more my boss than anything…
Tony Stark?! What is he doing here
- @theofficalspiderman
He’s my husband! Nice to meet you… spider man, right? I’m a huge fan?
Tony Stark.. like THE tony stark has a husband??? I have so many questions.. when did this happen.. did he do it while i was fighting bad guys and he told me to back off but he never actually showed up?
Yes I’m Spiderman! Used to be the one and only until we discovered that the multiverse is real!! I thought it was just a theory.. but it changed how we understand initial singularity!!
Sorry.. heh.. its really exciting stuff
That is exciting! The whole multiverse thing confused me at first to be honest… but Tony and I got together a little while back and we’ve been together since!
Would you believe it if i told you that tony stark invented time travel!! And he did it to reverse the blip that Thanos created
As for you and Tony, I’m happy for you two.. Tony deserves to relax and not be so up tight all the time
Wait don’t tell him i said he was up tight! Actually forget everything i said!!!
*I chuckle.* You’re funny, kiddo. I can see why Tony talks so fondly of you.
Wait he talks fondly of me? The tony stark.. IRON MAN.. talks fondly of.. ME?
Oh! Yeah! You didn’t know that?
No (he says matter of factly) tony stark doesn’t care about me like that, he’s got more important and cooler things to worry about, I’m just his student!!
Ooc post, i just made this account and people are trying to scam me already.. isn’t tumblr such a joyful place
OMG!! If Tony Stark is YOUR dad and he's married to MY dad, then that means we're siblings!!! 😲
- @i-think-i-left-my-oven-on
Well.. he’s not my dad but more so my mentor! Aunt may is my guardian and my parents.. well they’re not around anymore..
But I’m happy to be your sibling anyways!!
👍
I have three main dads:
•Mr. Mcgucket
•Ryland Grace "Dad"
•Bill Cipher
Thats amazing!! The more the merrier, you can never have enough parents! Im sure Aunt May would love to consider you one of her nieces or nephews
I'd love to be a neice!!! It'd be an honor 🫡 She's known around the multiverse to be one of the best aunts ever!!! Is your Aunt May one of the younger ones? Or one of the older ones?
Yeah she’s pretty awesome, she’s a younger aunt may!!
She’s super supportive of me being Spiderman, i don’t know what id do without her!!