‘quake’.

Literally me just posting the shenanigans that come with being a Shield agent ft. the team. Ask me things!!!

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

If you have any questions send em my way! Like what’s it like on base, or what’s Deke’s current favorite food, etc. (Yesterday it was candy corn, today it’s Nutella. I found him just scooping it into his mouth with a knife.)

[everythingfox]

Petting a mighty fine duck

[wholesome-dragon-lady]

JEFF

@theofficialdaisyjohnson

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

JEFF

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

Hello ! Since Tandy and Ty joined your team, do you know about the Runaways ? Are you monitoring them ? (If not, oops, sorry Runaways, I'm trying to stay as vague as possible).

We do! We don’t interact with them much, since shield has been working with the government recently, and we don’t want them to be on the governments radar. We do let them use our safe houses though.

[theofficialtandybowen]

We haven't seen the Runaways in ages. The last time I was there Karolina and Nico renewed their vows. They do this annually by the way. It's adorable. I haven't been to like, any weddings. And if I did I usually stole some shit.

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

i went to @theofficialmelindamay and @theofficialphilcoulson ‘s wedding! It was fun, you should’ve come. Coulson was super cheesy with his vows lmao

[theofficialtandybowen]

Of course he was, Daisy, he's your dad. You and him are so cheesy you might as well change your name to Brie

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

o: me??? cheesy????? noooooooooo

[l5577l]

Front & back Camera:🤢🤮🥴😷🤮🤢🥴😷🤮🤢🥴😷

Mirror :🤤😍🥰🥵🤤😍🥰🥵🤤😍🥰🥵🤤😍🥰🥵🤤

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

Hello ! Since Tandy and Ty joined your team, do you know about the Runaways ? Are you monitoring them ? (If not, oops, sorry Runaways, I'm trying to stay as vague as possible).

We do! We don’t interact with them much, since shield has been working with the government recently, and we don’t want them to be on the governments radar. We do let them use our safe houses though.

[theofficialtandybowen]

We haven't seen the Runaways in ages. The last time I was there Karolina and Nico renewed their vows. They do this annually by the way. It's adorable. I haven't been to like, any weddings. And if I did I usually stole some shit.

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

i went to @theofficialmelindamay and @theofficialphilcoulson ‘s wedding! It was fun, you should’ve come. Coulson was super cheesy with his vows lmao

[backgroundagent3]

This happens more often than not.

[theofficialtandybowen]

I mean- @theofficialdaisyjohnson​ this is us one way or another. Me, I tend not to listen to May.

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

Hey, I just made an Agents of SHIELD blog. It's really new and practically empty (for now), but I will be posting about AoS whenever I can. Please come follow me at backgroundagent3

Hmmmm a background agent? Dude, that’s cool! I know some level threes! Hope you interact with the tumblr fam and we get to know you!

[theofficialtandybowen]

Huh, a level Three. Haven’t been around them for a while. Last time I did one of them broke the coffee machine.

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

...that may have been me, actually

[theofficialtandybowen]

Dammit Daisy. You know I can’t function without a latte.

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

I know I know the entire team tried to murder me hhghfhfhgh

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

Hello ! Since Tandy and Ty joined your team, do you know about the Runaways ? Are you monitoring them ? (If not, oops, sorry Runaways, I'm trying to stay as vague as possible).

We do! We don’t interact with them much, since shield has been working with the government recently, and we don’t want them to be on the governments radar. We do let them use our safe houses though.

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

did you know that the Kree are all gay?

wh-

PLEASE EXPLAIN I LOVE THIS

[daisy-mooon]

The Kree are all queer. They’re encouraged to explore their sexuality with as many genders as possible through sex, so there’s a good chance any Kree you meet is bi or pansexual.

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

Thank you for letting me know, this is awesome, if I ever see a kree again I’ll check for a floppy wrist /j

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

did you know that the Kree are all gay?

wh-

PLEASE EXPLAIN I LOVE THIS

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

Hey, I just made an Agents of SHIELD blog. It's really new and practically empty (for now), but I will be posting about AoS whenever I can. Please come follow me at backgroundagent3

Hmmmm a background agent? Dude, that’s cool! I know some level threes! Hope you interact with the tumblr fam and we get to know you!

[theofficialtandybowen]

Huh, a level Three. Haven’t been around them for a while. Last time I did one of them broke the coffee machine.

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

...that may have been me, actually

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

Hey, I just made an Agents of SHIELD blog. It's really new and practically empty (for now), but I will be posting about AoS whenever I can. Please come follow me at backgroundagent3

Hmmmm a background agent? Dude, that’s cool! I know some level threes! Hope you interact with the tumblr fam and we get to know you!

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

@immhungry asked: 57. Do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

Oh, absolutely. We commonly have stakeouts in hotels and they get so boring that I start making mixtures out of the different soaps and liquids they have. Also, I think over the years I now owe the Hilton hotel franchises like thousands of dollars worth of toiletries

[everythingfox]

Washing the void

[fartsandprayers]

With those huge pupils that water must be warm and the void is relaxed and safe. Yay!

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

@immhungry asked: 25-what color socks are you wearing?

I am wearing pink and blue fuzzy socks with floppy rabbit ears at the top. @theofficialjemmasimmons got them for me last Easter!

[luxet]

Unusual Asks

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

is your room messy or clean?

what color are your eyes?

do you like your name? why?

what is your relationship status? 

describe your personality in 3 words or less

what color hair do you have?

what kind of car do you drive? color?

where do you shop?

how would you describe your style?

favorite social media account

what size bed do you have? 

any siblings?

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

favorite snapchat filter? 

favorite makeup brand(s)

how many times a week do you shower?

favorite tv show?

shoe size?

how tall are you?

sandals or sneakers? 

do you go to the gym? 

describe your dream date

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

what color socks are you wearing? 

how many pillows do you sleep with?

do you have a job? what do you do? 

how many friends do you have? 

whats the worst thing you have ever done? 

whats your favorite candle scent? 

3 favorite boy names

3 favorite girl names

favorite actor? 

favorite actress? 

who is your celebrity crush?

favorite movie? 

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? 

money or brains? 

do you have a nickname? what is it? 

how many times have you been to the hospital?

top 10 favorite songs

do you take any medications daily? 

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

what is your biggest fear? 

how many kids do you want? 

whats your go to hair style?

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) 

who is your role model? 

what was the last compliment you received?

what was the last text you sent?

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

what is your dream car? 

opinion on smoking?

do you go to college? 

what is your dream job? 

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

do you have freckles? 

do you smile for pictures?

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 

have you ever peed in the woods? 

do you still watch cartoons? 

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Favorite dipping sauce? 

what do you wear to bed? 

have you ever won a spelling bee?

 what are your hobbies?

can you draw? 

do you play an instrument?

what was the last concert you saw? 

tea or coffee?

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

do you want to get married?

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

what color looks best on you? 

do you miss anyone right now? 

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

do you believe in ghosts?

what is your biggest pet peeve? 

last person you called`

favorite ice cream flavor? 

regular oreos or golden oreos? 

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

what shirt are you wearing? 

what is your phone background?

are you outgoing or shy?

do you like it when people play with your hair?

do you like your neighbors? 

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

have you ever been high? 

have you ever been drunk? 

last thing you ate? 

favorite lyrics right now

summer or winter? 

day or night? 

dark, milk, or white chocolate? 

favorite month? 

what is your zodiac sign

 who was the last person you cried in front of? 

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

I will answer these! A lot of my asks from before my Hiatus have disappeared so I need new ones )):

[theofficialtandybowen]

hey @theofficialdaisyjohnson you know Deke’s new obsession with mustard? He just put mustard. On pizza. Not just any pizza. A pepperoni pizza. I- call Fitz to come get his grandkid already. I’m disgusted.

[theofficialdaisyjohnson]

*shudders*