*Skin Noises*

• [[No NSFW please, but sucking teeth, eating bones, harvesting skin, etc. is all fair game!]]

[the-german-russian-skinwalker-d]

I wonder If some Pokemon neckbeards actually breed themselfs thot gardevoirs

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

crime and punishment is so goddamn annoying holy crap

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

entitled philosophy bro: *kills 2 old ladies for cash*

*spends 520 pages just freaking the fuck out*

[tyriantyrant]

would you say it’s a punishment to read

[ventela1]

That joke was a crime

[aro-laurance-zvahl]

What are you gonna do? Punish them?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

please don’t axe that

[onlytrueinparadise]

Those raskols are getting carried away

[wrenlikethebird-deactivated2022]

This post is arresting

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s absolutely criminal

[thevoidalgiraffemage]

Who are you to police humor?

[lightning-aurora]

Honestly this was a bit of a cop out

[flo-maker]

That’s it, I’m bailing.

[vxldemar]

Name my 12 tapeworms

“is merely naming something proving to be too difficult of a process for you to handle now ?”

[theofficialtposedemon]

@vxldemar UwU I tried, but I feel like getting names from a third party would be better! So far, I have named three: Edward, Phillip, and Deep Vein Thrombosis. What are your suggestions?

[pochowek]

if you wanna see a ridiculous example of maximalism in design look up cipo & baxx jeans

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

what sort of tales bullshit is this

[pochowek]

TRIPLE LAYER JEANS

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Now we know where Japanese rpg characters buy their pants

[weiila]

And we also know where all the missing pockets on women’s pants went.

[imgoingtofighttheocean]

Reblog if you’d kill Sigmund Freud instantly on sight given the opportunity, trying to prove a point to a necromancer

[theofficialtposedemon]

You confuse me, and I don’t understand your blog, but good job your a great person uwu

aaaa a a thank you! That’s really nice of you to say!! Make sure to drink water and have a good day, ok? Take care of yourself!!

[theofficialtposedemon]

covering yourself in stale skin secretions is the pinnacle of self-care

[theofficialtposedemon]

It’s a power move to shed right in the changing stalls of a clothing store

[theofficialtposedemon]

Can you vape your own sweat

it’s a serious question, please

[theofficialtposedemon]

Absolutely not. No okra allowed

[theofficialtposedemon]

Cthulu would never treat me like this

[theofficialtposedemon]

Do you really think that your pathetic molars are going to stop my raging skin-slurping rampage?

[theofficialtposedemon]

Concept:

Me covered in 20 ft of organic lemons

[theofficialtposedemon]

Walmart

[theofficialtposedemon]

Yeehaw

[theofficialtposedemon]

@vxldemar

A belated Valentine’s day card

[secondclassvines]

i found this funnier than i should have

[lifeofcynch]

HZHHSHASBEJHS