you hate me because you know i am funnier and sexier than you. when i jingle my little clown bells and do my silly little jester dance it fills you with anger that i can be so funny and also so sensual in my big, big clown shoes

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you hate me because you know i am funnier and sexier than you. when i jingle my little clown bells and do my silly little jester dance it fills you with anger that i can be so funny and also so sensual in my big, big clown shoes
ok but we gotta talk more about vintage halloween costumes, we GOTTA
ESPECIALLY the diy ones. back before costumes were mass-manufactured, people were left to their own devices and shit got WILD.
It was an absolute free-for-all. back before you could buy a batman mask in a drug store for $5, people really just did whatever
and it was FABULOUS
bonus points to these early commercialization attempts. yes that is a batman dress
anyway there is a basic human drive to wear weird-ass clothing and we should incorporate this shamelessness into our daily lives. only the most meagre of social laws prevent you from dunking yourself in body glitter and wearing a cape & pointy hat to the grocery story on a regular basis. revise your life accordingly.
is that one lady dressed as calculus
some people like scary costumes what ur point
I love you, mathamagician
IS THAT WHAT SHE IS ???
why can’t there be a boob transfer system for all women?? like, a girl can be like “I have an F cup and I really want to go down a couple of sizes because my back hurts” and a girl with an A cup could be like “Oh could you transfer some of ur boob tissue to me because I’d like to go up a size” and it would be done
do you have any idea how great that would be
ok but imagine if trans boys could donate their boobs to trans girls
IT GOT BETTER.
Trans girls complaining about lack of boobs and trans boys replying with ‘pls take mine you can have mine’ us trans culture
it’s a transaction in more than one way
i’m in tears over this
I can’t believe I actually lived though the full transition from VHS to DVD. Like there are people alive who have never seen a VHS tape….I remember when we were still tryna figure out how the fuck they got a full movie onto a cd.
@matzahball
For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones
great poast every one👍
I have drawn him.... The High Geologist
Can’t believe he’s ace
He is now And here’s the photo evidence:
it got better????
@malepresentingleg
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I love how you put this under #important
Trick or treat
*throws a barrel full of loose cucumbers down the driveway* go get it!
Which one is it?
you ever just *is gay*
Happy Halloween nerds!!!
If your gameplay isn’t negatively affecting others, then you do you 👍
As someone who feels guilt for playing Keep inventory mode I deeply relate
Gays will see the word frog and instantly reblog huh
shit he’s right
You better fucking start running
I am crabwalking at 150mph into your general vicinity