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you hate me because you know i am funnier and sexier than you. when i jingle my little clown bells and do my silly little jester dance it fills you with anger that i can be so funny and also so sensual in my big, big clown shoes

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

ok but we gotta talk more about vintage halloween costumes, we GOTTA

ESPECIALLY the diy ones. back before costumes were mass-manufactured, people were left to their own devices and shit got WILD.

It was an absolute free-for-all. back before you could buy a batman mask in a drug store for $5, people really just did whatever

and it was FABULOUS

bonus points to these early commercialization attempts. yes that is a batman dress

anyway there is a basic human drive to wear weird-ass clothing and we should incorporate this shamelessness into our daily lives. only the most meagre of social laws prevent you from dunking yourself in body glitter and wearing a cape & pointy hat to the grocery story on a regular basis. revise your life accordingly.

callmebliss

is that one lady dressed as calculus

antique-scarecrow

some people like scary costumes what ur point

stellanautical

I love you, mathamagician

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

IS THAT WHAT SHE IS ???

batchedarchive-deactivated20150

why can’t there be a boob transfer system for all women?? like, a girl can be like “I have an F cup and I really want to go down a couple of sizes because my back hurts” and a girl with an A cup could be like “Oh could you transfer some of ur boob tissue to me because I’d like to go up a size” and it would be done

do you have any idea how great that would be

criedwolves

ok but imagine if trans boys could donate their boobs to trans girls

prismatic-bell

IT GOT BETTER.

aarsonik

Trans girls complaining about lack of boobs and trans boys replying with ‘pls take mine you can have mine’ us trans culture

official-lucifers-child

it’s a transaction in more than one way

deathmagnetic

i’m in tears over this

onlyblackgirl

I can’t believe I actually lived though the full transition from VHS to DVD. Like there are people alive who have never seen a VHS tape….I remember when we were still tryna figure out how the fuck they got a full movie onto a cd.

dankmemeuniversity

xelayxes

@matzahball

dracophile

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones