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Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920

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Here’s to 98 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

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Here’s to 99 years of getting Narsty and leaving your friends behind

elbiotipo

IM SO ANGRY

elbiotipo

THERE WAS ONCE A TOAD CONSTELLATION BUT IT WAS DECLARED OBSOLETE

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https://www.obliquity.com/skyeye/88const/Buf.html

We could’ve had it all…

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let’s bring her back

vibinwitch

She’s still there we just have to recognize her existence and love her as she is

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artsyaxolotl

Hi! I’m not dead! Just taking a mental health break. Gonna start posting again a bit more often though. Gotta work myself back up to social media. Have some doodles of Steve the Axolotl and Blue the hermit crab!

wearethewitches

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

im-inlovewithmycar

What are we? Who are we?

i mean same

Big same

Mood.

“Yeah, it’s the only way to end the pandemic.”

“Pandem…? Oh yeah that too.”

lucy8675309

aroaesflags

Some flags with clouds for anon

wolfsskull

when my friends send me a post that they know i'll vibe with as a gesture of affection

bonnieventure

one time a stranger on neopets years ago told me “school makes you think you have to be good at everything but sometimes it’s ok to just be good at one thing. even if it’s not something you get a grade for. they don’t grade you for being a good person” and tbh i still think about it little did i know all i needed this whole time was in glowing purple text and that icon of the goth fairy

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northofcorpis

That fuckin smile at the end

bettsplendens

To the worried person in the comments:

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep.

sindri42

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

ubercharge

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me