Blep.

Hi Hello! I hold pens,,,idk how to make a description,,, but yeah,,, fell free to leave some love and/or some critiques,,, 🙃 ❤️ 💕 💞 🏳️‍🌈⚢🌿♒ Instagram:@theoisarty

[theoisartsy]

Since today I didn't post a spooktober drowing y'all are getting another character from mi comic✨. She is Mirzam, an 18 year old Muslim woman. She really likes fashion and would like to become a designer. Again I don't really know much about the characters yet I'll get there eventually(I take things very slow). I would also like to take this opportunity to speak about Islam and it's criminalization everywhere around the world becose they are still treated like crap and thought of like they are awful when they are not. Also about what's going on in in China with the Uyghur Muslims umm IT'S A GENOCIDE so please educate yourself, sign some petitions, donate if u can please they need our help and we need to listen to them as well. . . . . Also(so many also's) I am not a Muslim and I am doing my best to make a good representation for them so if you are one and would like to talk about some ways I can make the character better I am open to suggestions and open to being educated as well if anything gose wrong :) . . . . #art #drawing #drowingart #oc #originalcharacter #artist #stars #constellations #canismajor #mirzam #wezen #sirius #islam Geez thats a long description https://www.instagram.com/p/CF-OW9fJFzK/?igshid=1o53nduqrkd0v

[thatparticularlytastyghostcookie]

Let's normalize saying this

[magnus-chase-rights]

tj: what if cinderella was a baking slave and her name was mozzarella?

magnus:

magnus: yEAHHHH !!!

[disregardcanon]

magnus: so, do i have a girlfriend or a boyfriend today?

alex: since you ate my last piece of pie, today you have an enemy

[clouds-of-wings]

Viking your mom jokes

Your mom is so ugly, she’s not allowed to look inland so she doesn’t scare the land spirits.

Your mom is so ugly, if she looks out the window, the thing will pronounce her an outlaw.

Your mom is so ugly, if Odin sees her, he wishes he’d have sacrificed his other eye as well.

Your mom is so ugly, even Heimdall avoids looking in her direction.

Your mom is so ugly, she lost a bet to Brokk and Sindri and they refused to take her head, arguing that “they couldn’t take it without touching her neck”.

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Your mom is so stupid, she complained that the Völva drew the Isa rune upside down.

Your mom is so stupid, she visited Utgard-Loki and won the running competition against her own thought.

Your mom is so stupid, the Elder points at her when the children don’t believe that humans are made of wood.

Your mom is so stupid, it is rumored that her intelligence is one of the components of Gleipnir.

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Your mom is so fat, her fylgia is a spit-roasted chicken.

Your mom is so fat, when she dies she’ll go to Valhalla AND Hel.

Your mom is so fat, her life-thread is a string of melted cheese.

[theoisartsy]

Habby worm boy comic part 2 coming some day??? . . . . . . . @mailcarrier #art #drawing #drowingart #oc#originalcharacter #habbywormboy #habbywormboi #comics #comic https://www.instagram.com/p/CA8hJZnJDwG/?igshid=1ak8m1j8re2yg

[edda-for-dummies]

I’m just going to post this separately because I feel like this is the peak of my artistic skill

There are a few main formats Norse myths can take. One is “Odin gets mad when his own fuck-ups turn on him and then he starts cursing others for it”, another popular is “someone wants a wife and somehow Loki gets blamed”, and a third very common one is “so this one time Thor dragged Loki along on an adventure and it didn’t turn out to be a fun trip at all”.

Excerpts from Snorri’s Edda (translated by Jesse Byock):

But in the middle of the night there was a powerful earthquake. The ground heaved under them and the house shook. Thor stood up and called for his companions [Loki and two farm children, Thjalfi and Röskva]. They searched and found a side room on the right, towards the middle of the hall, and they went in. Thor placed himself in the doorway, and the others, who were scared, stayed behind him further inside. - - Then they heard a loud noise and a roaring din.

When the dawn breaks, it turns out that the terrible sound was actually a giant man called Skrymir, who was snoring loudly. They exchange a few pleasantries and agree to travel together, and Skrymir sorta kinda accidentally steals their food. Thor tries killing Skrymir when the man falls asleep but his hammer does no harm.

Skrymir awoke and asked whether a leaf from the tree had fallen on his head and whether they had eaten and were preparing to bed down. Thor replied that they were getting ready to go to sleep. They then moved to a place under another oak, and it can truly be said that it was not possible to sleep without fear.

Even gods are afraid at night when strange things are happening. It’s okay to sometimes get anxious.

[skaldicwill]

*a kid starts crying*

makes funny faces and crack jokes in an effort to comfort the kid: baldur, hel, frigga, sigyn, týr

gives detailed instructions to the parents on how to make the kid calm down: freyja, odin, sif, heimdall

ignores the kid on purpose: ullr, skaði, njörð

also starts crying: freyr, iðunn, mani

is the reason why the kid is crying: thor and loki, arguing over a single piece of twix that one seemingly stole from the other

[wynnisamess]

“I’m here, I’m queer, I’m filled with existential fear”

— Loki, after Baldr died

[fjorn-the-skald]

[theoisartsy]

Drew this its Loki not the one from the avengers but ye. Enjoy. . . . . . . . . #art #drawing #drowingart #oc #originalcharacter #nonbinary #artist #loki #norsemythology #lgbt https://www.instagram.com/p/CAyAuqqpgC2/?igshid=cpmi1splmgtq

[gayfck]

it’s a folklore now

[sashaavelour]

queens from s9 singing their original song, “dick in my mouth”

[revelourtion]

we stan art in this house

[235235wedfsfsdf]

Here’s a video of Aja and Sasha telling off a homophobic-ass napkin dispenser 

[gueuledebois]

“what was the bird’s name?” The Trixie and Katya show returns tonight on Viceland!

[sashaavelour]