Can we leave? Just kidding... But seriously.

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[unwastelandunbaby]

asked a student what their favorite animal was today and they said “a cheetah AND a sloth” and I said “wow smart, you’ve got both ends of the speed spectrum covered!” and they looked at me like I was the only sensible adult they’d ever spoken to

[importantpics]

@importantpics

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

dog version

[joepieweed]

Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

[baryunn]

not an excuse for what

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

for not voting

[joepieweed]

Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

[baryunn]

not an excuse for what

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

for not voting

[autumnhobbit]

queen shit (and she was right)

[knifepadme]

what day is it

[knifepadme]

always fucking some day or another around here

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[stjohnstarling]

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.

[mothecho]

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

[sometimesnetra-deactivated20240]

[fillianore-moved]

so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books they’ve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! they’re mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and history and i just think that’s super useful and interesting so i wanted to share! you can find all of the books available here!

[hazy-october]

source

[truthdarespinbottles]

folklore as Monet paintings set 4/4

[radiophile]

None of you have seen Serendipity?!

[carlycallan-deactivated20250121]

NO SKIPS.

Lover. @taylorswift

[taylorswift]

[matt-mercer-deactivated20231105]

Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984), dir. Steven Spielberg

[onlinepunk]

Could you imagine if edward had just been some regular dude like fucking around with bella and she said with the utmost confidence “i know what you are…..you’re a vampire” and he’s just out there alone with her in the middle of the forest like