SALAMANDER.

Hello there. I'm Lysander Scamander, your amazing Slytherin Chaser. I'm a 6th year and Prefect. So.. watch out, I suppose. My brother is the amazing Lorcan, who you'll find at the Ravenclaw table. Be nice to him because you won't be spared if you're not.var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5126105"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "http://freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

[theaghateam-deactivated20201014]

Chloe Carpenter was trying to seduce Lorcan and ended up boning Lysander instead. Poor Roxy.

As hilarious as heartbroken Wotters are to me, your dots aren’t connecting, dumbass. @lorcantheraven is way hotter than @theonelysander, even @chloeclaw would have been able to tell instantly that she was shagging the shitty one. Girl would have gotten out of their so fast and put her eye back on the real prize.

[theonelysander-blog]

I’m hot. I’m super hot. How am I shitty? I disagree with this.

[lunaxanya-deactivated20200217]

Well, my career objectives are either an Auror or a teaching position at school, but I’ve applied to other places as well, like Flourish and Blotts, just for an opportunity for experience and money.

[theonelysander-blog]

That’s probably a smart thing to do. I’m really curious to see where you’ll end up though. Are you hoping on something?

[lunaxanya-deactivated20200217]

It’s hard to believe that I got off the train at King’s Cross for the last time a few days ago. I have a few interviews lined up for various jobs, both of a career type and the type just for paychecks and experience. But for right now, I’m just spending time with my family.

[theonelysander-blog]

Getting back at it already, eh? What kind of thing are you going to do again?

[raven-dittanypierce]

My first week back in London

I celebrated by closing two sales and negotiating a buy of a brilliant collection of old amulets from an estate sale.  Of course, the cataloging will take quite some time and need to be done before our first trip to Beijing, but it is quite worth the boost to my entrepreneurial confidence I must say.

[theonelysander-blog]

You made that sound really smart, Mei. I’m starting to believe it.

That was a joke. Sounds super cool, hon! Not really my kind of thing but it definitely sounds like something people like.

[slytherinflint-deactivated20160]

So, my parents have signed me up for a dozen classes on how to “defend myself” in light of the recent events these past few years - which is absolutely great considering the guy running those classes has an A+ butt and is beautiful to be looking at. I’d 100% recommend it, honestly. 

How is everyone else’s Summer going so far?

[theonelysander-blog]

What? With magic or with like actual fighting stuff? You’re getting a yay for butts though.

It’s hot-ish and fun. Yours?

[chloeclaw-blog]

Last luggage

[chloeclaw-blog]

Yeah, its hard. Maybe that’s why Jackson Five wrote Never Can Say Goodbye. Even though the song is about relationship issues? Im sure we can apply the lyrics to this situation somehow. Its nice to be home, after everything that went down.

[theonelysander-blog]

I feel like I’ve heard of that song. I mean.. yes. Saying goodbye is always going to be a really shitty thing to do. Do you have fun things planned though, love?

[catchemallaj-blog]

I swear

it seems like just yesterday I was a fourth year with a stutter. Now I’m into my last year. Wow. 

[theonelysander-blog]

We’ve grown up quite a bit, haven’t we, Lils? Kind of strange to think back to the first day. I thought I was so cool coming to Hogwarts for the first time when I really was such a little shit.

[chloeclaw-blog]

Last luggage

has been packed! Part of me is looking forward to go back home for the holiday, and the other part of me wants to stay here. However, I have missed home and my family. Although, Im not looking forward to saying goodbye. Hopefully I’ll see some of you guys this summer.

[theonelysander-blog]

Saying goodbye is always hard, isn’t it? We’ve been here for so long though, I’m kind of happy about not being restricted anymore for a little while.

[serpenscorpius-blog]

I’m Outta There!

So long, Hogwarts. It’s been real, and it’s been fun, but it hasn’t been real fun. 

[theonelysander-blog]

As a single tear falls from my eye.

[theonelysander-blog]

[ text ] how are you feeling?

Text: I’m really not that bad. How are you, love?

[theonelysander-blog]

Text @ Mirror Image

Lorcan: Um, I feel weird asking this but would you maybe want to pair up with me for the challenge that the Headmaster set? I don't really trust anyone else yet.

Lysander: I think that's a good idea. You can calm me, I can calm you. If anything happens, we can help each other.

[theonelysander-blog]

[ text ] I love you.

Text: I love you too.

[raven-dittanypierce]

Not exactly: arguably anyone with decent planning skills or the ability to lean on an inside man can get two minutes of surprise.  We managed to drive them back: not without losses, but they couldn’t hold their position.  Hogwarts is still safe.  We simply now need to be more vigilant about carrying our weight to help keep it so.  It’s good to hear that you weren’t badly injured, and that you’re still thinking clearly.  Yes: if I remember the term correctly, I believe the tactic used is called “Shock and Awe”: a spectacular display of power meant to destroy the other side’s confidence and distort their perception of the fight.  

[theonelysander-blog]

Yeah but not without losses so clearly we weren’t good enough. We need to shape up. We need to do whatever it takes to make sure it doesn’t happen again. I see. Well, I think they showed us we need to get more powerful.

[emmaiscoote-deactivated20170617]

I want to agree but look at what they’ve done. Look who they’ve killed. At this point we’ll all be lucky to make it through this year alive. How are you holding up?

[theonelysander-blog]

That’s why we need to do the fucking work. I’m good, thanks.

[cunninggoyle-blog]

What happened to you Lysander     Are you okay? I am so sick and tired of sitting around, and letting things such as this happen. I respect how our professors handles the situation and others that has occurred, but we have a castle, gifted with many great wizards as you say; And a lot of us could make a difference. 

[theonelysander-blog]

I just got surprised by the Brotherhood. I’m fine. I know what you mean. I just feel like we have to do so much. We have a lot of catching up to do. It’s.. war.

[chloeclaw-blog]

Same, that we do and we have to definitely go back to the drawing board if we’re wanting to keep Hogwarts as our safe haven. Along with not losing anyone or having more injured people.

[theonelysander-blog]

Yup. Now just to figure out how to do it all. I feel like we really need to work on this. Like, right now.

[bibliophilekeely-deactivated201]

I do really really want to hug you guys. And make sure you’re okay. Mum’s been owling me all day for an update. I had to tell her you were okay just so she wouldn’t kill Pandora with all the flying back and forth. I know you do but I also feel the same way. The idea that you got hurt and I wasn’t there to help makes me mad at myself. I couldn’t help at the wedding, and now this attack. Its not looking good for me on the fighting front. At least you won’t have any scars. I know how you feel about your face. 

[theonelysander-blog]

That’s cute. I’m hostly okay. I don’t expect you to be by my side the whole time, Lor. We aren’t little boys anymore. You’re a great wizard. You can defend and attack. A scar could’ve been sexy though.