How'd you get here

hi I'm Nez (for now anyway), they/them, dni darkshippers, shared account, I post art and goon to a really dead fandom also a shifter ♾️

[spiralmindz]

"rape and incest are bad"

tumblr: source???

[theonewhofaps]

Evil gay men cracking

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Undertale (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Obsidian/Jet Additional Tags: DINTIS - AU, JMV - AU, Dreamtale - AU, Explicit Sexual Content Summary:

“Little as looking at you fills me with indescribable rage.”

Jet’s eyes drifted back up to the deep indigo owned by the one who was so dreadfully close to him. His face shifted in curiosity, examining the face of his temporary captor, whose fingers were curled against the wall by the sides of his head. Jet turned his head away just slightly–and coyly–as he gave his arms a small twist under the tentacles that held them firmly against the plaster.

“Ironic, seeing as how you just kissed me,” Jet replied, a playful grin flashing across his cheeks.

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To put it simply, silence: Jet is bad at it.

THE MEN ARE HERE! 

[theonewhofaps]

the gooners yearn for the yaoislop 💅

YOU'VE GOT IT (check next post shortly mwah, because I don't know any other possible way for this to upload directly here with a functional link💔 ALSO prefacing, make sure you have an account)

[theonewhofaps]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

So you know that one fic of Jet and Obsidian cracking?

IM BACK FROM BEING DEAD BC I FOUND SAID FIC OF OBSIDIAN AND JET CRACKING HAHAHA YESSS

Do the people yearn for evil yaoi the way I do

[theonewhofaps]

Baby girl princess has been completed yahoo Nez actually drawing NOT CLICKBAIT??!

There are 10 million other variants of this down yonder feel free for shopping

Let his nails and aura tell you how he's about to explode with joyous bc he of who he just might be yapping with

This totally isn't bc I've put off that drawing of dark heh wdym.. gulp

I was indecisive ok

[theonewhofaps]

MY LOVELIES

For you have been starved, and for that I offer you a jade sneak peak as my humble apology for my hiatus

It feels SO fucking good to draw again

[donutdrawsthings]

IMPORTANT!

It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!

Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!

[donutdrawsthings]

[jaimebeazley-blog]

SOMEONE PLEASE PUT A DATE ON THIS POST! I HAVE TO KNOW WHEN!

[fagdykefrank]

Its Sept 24

[lostglassguitars]

!!! Happy Birthday, no-internet dinosaur!!

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[donutdrawsthings]

IMPORTANT!

It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!

Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!

[donutdrawsthings]

[jaimebeazley-blog]

SOMEONE PLEASE PUT A DATE ON THIS POST! I HAVE TO KNOW WHEN!

[fagdykefrank]

Its Sept 24

[lostglassguitars]

!!! Happy Birthday, no-internet dinosaur!!

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[violntfemme]

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

[mentha-vacciniumrainbow]

You know what? I can live with this, if Tyco doesn't kill me himself 😆

@tanema123 @ossitb @ultraviolet17 @maryfiore-20 who are you accidentally getting married to?

[tanema123]

Mentha. I can't marry

...I think I can live with it.

@phantom00maverick @phantom3365 @xellas-the-wanderer @seramilla @crazyman123

[fabric2maverick]

I mean…it’s Polytrix…I’m ok with this lol

@violetjedisylveon @coallise @contrivedchaos (hehehe twice!)

[coallise]

Let's see what I get

I got san!

@mello-bee @tanema123 @asmodeus-682 @i-am-made-of-stupid

[asmodeus-682]

Let's see...

Baby Saja!! Not complaining, he a cutie

@multifandomcutie13 @fluffystar18 @cgarttrailsandtails @coolgirl576 @cgarttrailsandtails + anyone else

[fluffystar18]

Oh shit, alr

Shit... it's Hank... idk how bro would even handle marriage let alone being with someone dawg tf 😭 😭 😭

@nighten-obsidian @ztalkerbunnz @applecidersdesigns @vulpes--caeli @nom-de-plume-system JOIN IN RN OR ELSE I'LL NIBBLE UR TOES!!!!!!!! /silly

[nom-de-plume-system]

Well fellas

@moonfurthetemmie @jupiter-on-the-compupiter @shroudedinsilver

[moonfurthetemmie]

well that’s unfortunate. Between them confining themselves to the doodle sphere, and being totally unable to feel anything other than a handful of negative emotions, I think the best thing I could get out of this is an art teacher. Then again I guess they don’t have to physically be with me for me to get legal benefits from being married…

Second place though is Emet-Selch, and third place is Nebula. Can I take third place.

Uhhh let’s see

@reallymagicaltree @allen-wrellen @theonewhofaps

and anyone else who wants to jump in

[theonewhofaps]

Oh..

Oh no..

IM LITERALLY FUCKED IN EVERY WAY 💔

This is what happens when I literally can't touch my gallery for a decade bc of school

WHY, WHY HIM OF ALL PEOPLE

@wheredidalltheusersgo join or else your art is going in my tummy/j

(also don't worry @moonfurthetemmie these don't bother me-)

[theonewhofaps]

GUYS I CAN'T FIND MY IPAD AGAIN AND IM SUPER MOTIVATED TO DRAW TODAY

I think it's a sign the universe doesn't want me to draw dark or finish zuli and Jasper

[theonewhofaps]

I couldn't find my iPad for a full three whole days and almost killed someone

Turns out it was hiding in the clean clothes of my laundry basket in my room

ADHD am I right

[theonewhofaps]

Lowk crashing out drawing Dark rn

Do you know just how difficult it is to draw this guy looking different from Jet because they look like literal TWINS despite having a legitimate homoerotic dynamic

Sigmund Freud will not win today

They're not about to be like the hitachiin twins NOT ON MY WATCH

[theonewhofaps]

OK I got an ask for zuli and Jade and I can't find it anymore and accidentally uploaded them to the WRONG ASK without noticing till now (and I'm too lazy to fix that)

Here's a jade n jasper from another anonymous ask that I also can't find because tumblr hates me

Jade is having a bit of difficulties

(don't you worry Jasper n Zuli will be delivered properly right after @moonfurthetemmie I see you)

[theonewhofaps]

can I offer you Jasper and Zuli. for shipping purposes.

ok I gotta go back to work now o7 bye

Almost forgot about this ask so here's a quick fugly sketch draw of the two little gay rats, I also took liberty to give zu pants and a particularly safe scenario 💔

I HAD to draw him in another shirt due to that ratty shirt making him look greasy on DISCORD MOD level greasy (and for the fact that ratty shirt is full of Obsidian trauma) maybe it's the t effect

He also gets PANTS!!

Anyway enjoy an adoring Jade and absolutely smitten zuli, ooc perchance but we dgaf

Edited: I also got too lazy to draw Jade's lil moon thing on his tank so ignore that-

Also edited: When rendering Jade's freckles absolutely swooped away, small hardly even noticeable difference but they have been fixed

Third update: this was the wrong ask I attached the image to 🫩

[theonewhofaps]

So I was going through my drawings on ibis and I accidentally found this old drawing of Obsidian

I present to you babysidian

He's so stupidly fat and still as sassy as ever❤️

He was def a biter, if his mom had been around he would've def bit her tit

[theonewhofaps]

ik in jmv/dintis the majority of shipping is jade/zuli, jadedark and jetsidian. having said that I think Jade and Zircon deserve to have a little time as a treat

Very funny you said this actually because I've been eyeing those two as a pair because they're SO underrated (people don't realize how much you can explore on their dynamic too)

You ask I shall deliver

Ahem enjoy this fugly rough sketch draw thing, I also didn't know what to make the background so now they're just on a massive blanket and ooc BUT AROUND THESE PARTS WE DON'T CARE

Trying to experiment on simple art styles while you're in a car is not fun 💔 ALSO ZIRCONS HAIR WAS MAKING ME CRASHOUT

Now that I think about it what would this ship name even be-

[theonewhofaps]

I present to you... HOMO!!

I geek out over all of them sm I'm not normal

Dawg I would've made a freaky version but I've been losing my mind making this ALL BC OF HIS HAIR.

Also he'd def be on the slimmer twinky side but a bit toned you can't tell me otherwise

anyone enjoy, I lick my screen in joyous

(if there are any mistakes it's because I couldn't stand it anymore ರ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ರ)