Coal @coallise - Tumblr Blog

I take writing requests.

I'm pretty open to things. Shipping and rarepair, love fluff, will do reader insert

I don't do smut insest or rape. I can try angst and horror but don't count on it being good.

Currently

Hazbin hotel

M!ik

epic

Cookie run

Be free to ask for others I might have been in it at one time

bulkhummus

favorite trope is rocky not realizing graces glasses like. Actually do something

cleo-fox

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

maple-seed

Both options convey that he's horny

cleo-fox

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

musicforyourplants

boy-matt-deactivated20181204

*slams reblog*

ariesaav

Klezmer dolphins.

willcub-deactivated20180521

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.

onceuponamirror

honestly they’re better than the band that played at my bat mitzvah

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fractalindigo

I like dolphins.

I love klezmer.

But as a former band kid, this made me die laughing.

dejected-worrier

Found this on my reddit feed, I gotta agree

sandmandaddy69

alamuts-lair-of-madness

A "salad" of radishes on the side would make this dish perfect.

wanderrealms

You could add mozzarella pearls to the radish salad. Soften the pepperiness of radishes a little.

alamuts-lair-of-madness

Do they sell mozzarella balls that small?

wanderrealms

Yeah, they're sold as mozzarella pearls. The idea is that you can throw them into a salad, instead of shredding a normal sized mozzarella ball.

Some stores have mozzarella in a tube shape and it's firmer. You can slice pieces and put them on pizza and they keep the shape better.

alamuts-lair-of-madness

Yup, balls and bricks are what I'm familiar with.

But yeah, more spheres for the sphere menu! xD

recess-is-in

could have mochi for dessert

mrcloudyfun

At the Tumblr Ball Pit Diner

alamuts-lair-of-madness

You can't just hide this in the notes @theadveragecanadian! xD

sashaforthewin

couponkids

sexycraisinthanos

this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash

beardedmrbean

captaincrusher

Me filtering out kinks I don’t like on AO3.

unspeakablearchives

My whole blog

is-the-snake-video-cute

Bro why did you censor the snake's cloaca on the snake anatomy post??? It's a snake?

I didn't censor anything, what -

oh. Oh, no. That's meant to be a line to show where the tail begins. Oh no, now I look like some weird prude.

Yeah, that's meant to help people grasp the anatomy and visualize how small the tail is in relation to the torso. Not meant to be some kind of weird snake privacy screen

mastermatoyas

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

fullyfunctionalminiaturebeehive

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

exuberantocean

Tumblr porn ban safe snake post

valtsv

so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.

xetrasherpa

ravioliet

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

agnesmontague

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs