[unclefather]

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

[badmode-deactivated20230124]

ok next year i have got to get normal

[memeclassheroes]

[catchymemes]

[sweet-soul-brotha]

[toastbutteregg]

[browsedankmemes]

[knightofleo]

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

[astarlingdiscovery]

[b1rdonawire]

college is like. i am the stupidest person in the world. i am a god. i am universally loved. these people only tolerate me because they live with me. everyone in this library desires me carnally. i am repulsive. i am myself. i am as far from myself as i have ever been. i am an adult and i have never left the womb. 

[awesome-picz]

Asshole Cats Being Shamed For Their Crimes.

[eminentauthenticity]

sorry this is so much better than the dog one 

[crittizen]

They all look completely unabashed and unrepentant for their crimes

[pangolin-404]

I have so many thoughts that they all cancel each other out and I come up with a net 0 in the end

[wizardpotions]

baby girl i have pain in joints unknown even to science

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

THE SIGNS AND THEIR PERSONALITIES

[hotboyproblems]

Stop Sign: Strict

Speed Limit Sign: Cautious

One Way Sign: Stubborn

Yield Sign: Shy

Keep Out Sign: Secretive

[rohypenol]

here’s some cat memes i made bc i’m upsetti

[therearenogirlsontheinternets]

The Onion knows the real score

[thessalian]

So, the Onion just gave up on satire altogether, is what we’re saying. Can’t say I blame it.

[fudge-the-horse]

some fucker: “If you arent paying for a product, you are the product!” 

me using tumblr costing yahoo a billion dollars: 

[cantanopeshitthatwastaken]

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

good

[allwomenmustdieactually]

Say what you will about Tumblr but it’s rather punk that capitalism has no power here. That we cannot be turned into products and are free to roam the tundra and scream into the woods about whatever like some primal beings.

[guerrillatech]