(not so) Teenage Dirtbag

Kate, 20, England. Potterhead, Sherlockian, Rizzoli and Isles. AoShielder. Writer. Multi-fandom Whore.

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THI SHAD E IM YELLINF

[riversnogs]

It is the year after the Battle of Hogwarts. School is starting again. And the thestrals are confused by all of the attention they are getting.

[the13thdoctorbetterbeginger]

oh

oh no

[blackwoolncrown]

you...

[tomshardy]

[steventrevor-deactivated2024031]

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i did not expect this movie to actually have captain america throw shade at american imperialism while attempting to look at it from the point of view of the maximoffs.

for all we know about the twins in this iteration, they have grown up in an active war zone. living day after day in fear and terror, not unlike what steve and co. experienced with the possibility of the war crossing the atlantic. 

[marvelentertainmentfanart]

The ‘offical’ story is that the quinjet broke down.

AKA someone forgot to refuel it after their last mission.

[chopsueycinema]

[wishiwereaudrey]

Try and tell me this movie sucks, just try.

[andthepotters-blog]

In all honesty though, Harry and Hermione would not have lasted long enough to even think about defeating Voldemort without Ron Weasley there. 

Like, Hermione would disappear in the library for whole days and Ron would probably go in search for her and all but drag her to dinner because “You have to eat ‘Mione. Don’t forget to eat.” 

Ron spending his Winter Holidays with Harry instead of with his own family, because Harry needed him more. 

Ron giving Hermione a Weasley sweater because It’s colder out here than I thought it would be and the twins would tease him, while he insisted it wasn’t like that.

And Harry was constantly getting in scuffles with the Slytherins, so Ron, who’s Mum taught all her children household spells, would fix Harry up in their dorm room, so ‘Mione wouldn’t see and get angry. 

Hermione would catch the flu and Ron would take her to Madam Pomfrey, and lecture her gently on how if colds went untreated they could get worse, while Hermione rolls her eyes and she only has the sniffles Ron, it’s not the plague. Please find your chill.

When Harry would start to break,  Ron would get him blankets and sit up by the fire all night,  while Harry pretended nothing was wrong, despite the fact that he was literally always in mortal peril and his emotional state was always frayed.

I am a firm believer in the fact that Ron Weasley kept Harry Potter and Hermione Granger sane and fed and relatively healthy in those early years. 

[thecheesyllama]

So in my 3D class there’s another kid named Roy, which is my name.

Also in 3D class, we aren’t allowed to listen to music.

So I was talking to our professor and Roy walked by with earbuds in and the professor said “Roy, take those things out of your ears” and I took my hearing aids out of my ears and said “sorry”.

That is the greatest joke I have ever told and no one laughed and I honestly feel so under appreciated rn.

Honestly that joke made being deaf completely worth it and I am an unappreciated comedic genius of my time.

[thecheesyllama]

I’m beginning to wonder if people laughed but I just couldn’t hear them

[tomhiddles]

[tomhiddles]

 #Moments like that. #Moments when Thor shut Loki down so quickly and without thinking. #I bet those moments haunted Thor forever once he saw how mad Loki had become.

[shitsui]

#you can already see the guilt in his eyes in that second gif #he knows #he fucking knows 

[peerieweirdo]

‘this isnt just any cheeky nandos. this is an m&s cheeky nandos’

[wandjamaximoff]

he’s fast, she’s weird i knew that sounded familiar…

[dungeons-and-dweebs-deactivated]

puberty hit dash like a truck

[mateytatey]

when nandos gets too cheeky

[primal-blaziken]

Good Guy Sauron

[rabbitprince666]

WHAT

[thyartisdisney]

LABRATHOR

[dduane]

“Worthy.”

[wytchcrafts]

#pretty sure all dogs are worthy enough to carry the hammer#can you imagine thor going to a dog park and playing fetch with the hammer#’go mighty canine friend fetch me my hammer if thou art worthy!’#’who’s the worthiest? you aaarrree’ (via winchesterlicious)

[portraitoftheoddity]

“Language”

For anyone getting their knickers in a twist over Steve’s AOU line about “language,” just remember:

Bucky Barnes

had the world’s

biggest

potty

mouth

…And Steve was the one calling him out on it half the time.

So even if Steve Rogers does occasionally curse (and I’m not saying he wouldn’t – he grew up in Brooklyn and he was a soldier, it stands to reason he knew how), as an officer he was responsible for keeping his men reasonably respectable, and likely got into the habit of playfully chiding Bucky about his foul language.

So when Steve says “it just slipped out” – he probably forgot for a moment, in the heat of battle in winter in Europe, that he wasn’t in occupied France with the commandos, and it wasn’t Bucky cussing on the radio.

This isn’t Steve with a stick up his ass. This is Steve right out of the comics, still ridden with PTSD and occasionally forgetting which theater of war he’s in, slipping into the comfort of teasing his best friend.

[bubblewrapstargirl]

oh wow that running joke in the movie just went from ‘super shitty fanon!Steve bleeding into canon’, into ‘my heart hurts make it stop’ real quick

[taywhytetrash-deactivated201706]

Not wanting children, having tattoos, swearing, or not being able to cook does not make you ‘less of a woman’. You know what does make you less of a woman? Not identifying as female. That’s it. Fuck off with your outdated gender roles conformism bullshit.

[imgoingtocrackeryouanewone]

Why is everyone so confused ‘bout goin’ fir a cheeky Nandos wit the lads?

[shes2sensitive]

not to be ladphobic but I think ppl who go for a bit of cheeky nandos in public are disgusting :/ It’s adam and eve not banter with steve