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"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

politijohn

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“Rent prices have exceeded income gains by 325 percent”

anarchistmemedistro

karasratworld

You haven’t seen happiness until you’ve seen 7 rats in a box of (pet safe) packing peanuts

cypric-rat-hyperfixation

happy 10th birthday to 7 rats in a box of (pet-safe) packing peanuts

werewolf-transgenderism

love the variety of animal that I like to call “the sneefers”

werewolf-transgenderism

^ the sneefers

huffylemon

kommunistkaitou

According to my brother, the camera operators are told in advance when they're going to be cut to or at least given a heads-up, so this guy assumed he was safe to use his camera basically as a pair of binoculars bc he wasn't supposed to get the focus. But the person who was switching between camera feeds accidentally cut to his camera by mistake instead of the one that was supposed to be filming, so they ended up televising what was supposed to be one man's private cockroach observation moment.

charl0ttan

executive dysfunction is literally like. ive had a random dollar on my floor for two weeks and i dont know when ill fit it in my schedule to pick it up. people dont realize this