Marshmallows, Lilypads, and Cumin

I really like television. If you watch any of these, you're super cool: Friends, Gilmore Girls, Bones, The Big Bang Theory, 24, Scrubs, Cougar Town, Boy Meets World, Psych, Lost, Mythbusters, Arrested Development, Charmed, Veronica Mars, Supernatural, Dirty Jobs, Dexter, True Blood, House, Grey's Anatomy, Smallville, Top Gear, Sherlock, Doctor Who, X-Files, Torchwood, 30 Rock, Buffy, Pushing Daisies Current shows: Bones, The Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Once Upon a Time, New Girl, Psych, Cougar Town, Parks and Recreation p.s. any gifs I use were made by other, far more fabulous and creative people, than I could ever claim to be.

[theonewiththepineappleincident]

Why would someone who gets paid to do things be at Greendale?

Community Potentially my favorite line...that I can think of at this moment

[bookishwanderer]

Re: that fb post that’s going around

Alicia

mother

father

brother

sister 

cousin 

I’m really entertained by this.  

[theonewiththepineappleincident]

What list is this that I am at the top of?

[theonewiththepineappleincident]

You can do whatever you want as long as you know what it is. For me, it's Lucky Charms and tv.

Community

[theonewiththepineappleincident]

If "Girl Meets World" actually by some stroke of luck turns out to be a good show and they stick with her name being Riley I don't ever want people to think I named by daughter after her. No, no, no. I've loved the name since So Little Time. Meh

[theonewiththepineappleincident]

In the next two weeks I have at least 3 essays, maybe 4 to write and a final exam for the class I haven't been to half the lectures for to study for. Ugh. Also need to figure out all my travel plans between dec. 15 and 28th otherwise I'll probably die on the streets of Paris 

[theonewiththepineappleincident]

I hate when people expect things of me. Two things in particular, for me to help them with assignments and to remind them to remember to do something. If I can figure out how to do something so can you. I'm not talking about editing papers or anything, that you sometimes need a new perspective for. I mean things like if I can figure it out by googling it, so can you! If it's in the textbook I know you can read it as well and figure it out. Also. If you expect me to remember something for you, don't get mad at me if I forget to remind you. That's just not fair. If you can't even remember it don't put all your hopes and dreams on me remembering too since chances are I don't actually care what it's about

[bookishwanderer]

ALICIA I FORGOT YOU DID THIS OH MY GOD.

[theonewiththepineappleincident]

took a tiny while for me to figure out what this is but NEOPETS. ahahaha oh gosh, giving me the password to accounts is never a good idea

[robotcosmonaut]

[fireswamparchive-blog]

Military Phonetic Alphabet

via itinerantdispatches

[thefontnazi-deactivated20121115]

I never knew what the rest were.

Bless this post.

[theonewiththepineappleincident]

this is cute. I like these

[theonewiththepineappleincident]

holy shit. not a good idea. don't do this :(

[theonewiththepineappleincident]

Go. Have adventures, see the world. Just...come back to me

The Secret Diary of a Call Girl

[theonewiththepineappleincident]

Went to bed at 4:50 and woke up at 3:19...definitely the lastest I have ever slept. I probably shouldn't do that again

[theonewiththepineappleincident]

humans have nothing over nature. 

[maya-contreras-ddd]

A sight you don’t often see- an empty Time Square. Hurricane Sandy.

[theonewiththepineappleincident]

While the one of the NJ path is real and from Sandy this was taken in 2011 or something.  keeping it real: http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/10/instasnopes-sorting-the-real-sandy-photos-from-the-fakes/264243/ 

[theonewiththepineappleincident]

why is my body trying so hard to cough up my lungs? 

[theonewiththepineappleincident]

writes 110 of 2500 words for paper due at 3 tomorrow, rewards self with 10 minutes of internet

[lizzie-darcy]