i gotta get to rock bottom!

sarah, 22, she/her. overachiever starting a phD in english, & generally terrified.

[mournfulroses]

well

[latex-salesman]

[objetpetita]

Emily Dickinson

[no-chill-at-all]

[chickenfarmersan]

[doppelgender]

I have the ability to speak to shrimps (Shrimpathy). unfortunately this does not allow them to respond or understand what im saying

[theforce]

i dont care how corny iris by the goo goo dolls is bc i love iris by the goo goo dolls and i will continue screaming iris by the goo goo dolls from the top of my lungs every time i hear iris by the goo goo dolls for the rest of my miserable life 

[daethnotes]

me and my fbi agent watching les mis for the 100000th time:

[space-hobbits]

Tom Bombadil is the only thing locked up in Area 51 and Peter Jackson put him there.

[puyopuyo]

things in this world that kick ass

1.

[stevesstrange]

MY NEW FAVORITE VIDEO

[lumber-jack-white-2]

it’s like we got vine back for a brief moment

[thoodleoo]

being a historian on tumblr is such a uniquely bizarre experience. almost everyone will believe what you say as long as you write an all-caps rant starting with something like “LISTEN UP YOU DUMB FUCKSHITS” but god help you if you attempt to factcheck a single statement or disagree with someone else’s opinion. it’s like a conference on steroids except half of the academics have never even touched a database in their life. one time i got an ask calling me an idiot sjw because i said julius caesar, a guy who wrote seven whole books about his war crimes, was a war criminal. this place is an academic’s hell and i love it

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

Dude what? She tied you to the kitchen chair? Broke your throne & cut your hair? From your lips she drew the..? Broooo

[perciejackson]

booty shorts that say “not to me. not if it’s you”

[mullingar]

[dykenstein-archive]

[uss-edsall]

When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are

When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.

[uss-edsall]

I may mention that every time I ordered in French. On my last day the owners gave me hugs and kindly told me to never speak in French again

[bluemonkeydevil]

They had your order ready so they wouldn’t have to hear you speak French 🤣

[uss-edsall]

OH, MOTHERFUCKER

[idontknowokayhelp]

Me: *listens to my own playlist*

Me: fucking masterpiece