You there! Be happy.

Hey I'm Ben, I'm in high school. blah blah blah blah all you need to know is that u should BE HAPPY. There is so much saddness in life and on tumblr. Well here is one place where you can just smile.

[metalcrushers-blog]

when u try to tell ur parents about a problem but they end up yelling at u

[thotsinpolkadots-deactivated202]

Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like

[tupacabra]

*third grader voice* spell icup

[panfans]

Brother [x]

[peoples]

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself

[fyeahgoofyanimatedfaces]

[misambella-deactivated20140421]

How relationships work:

I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.

But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.

[danieldwighttosh]

[kaibaibou]

[seemedfine]

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

It is the year 2134. The clouds part one cloudy day. A figure descends slowly from the heavens. It’s hard to make out at first, but slowly people start to realize it’s him. Velociraptor Jesus is finally here. People start leaving this earthly realm. It has begun—the Velocirapture.

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

are u fuckin kiddin me i spent like 10 minutes thinking of this pun you better fuckin appreciate it

[onetinyhand]

[newtsuit]

daftpnk:

now hold on just a diddly-darn minute

[justusducks]

Oh e3!

[wolfpilled]

swiggity swort hello old sport

[prisonsquatprincess-deactivated]

[basedpotatochip]

[bootybutt]