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Dinosaur Facts: With Pictures
“Tyranosaurus Rex” is a term coined after the fact to give the “T” in “T-Rex” an official sounding Latin meaning. The T actually stands simply for “Tea,” in reference to its main hydration source, Jurassic Tea.
The Dimetrodon is not really a dinosaur at all. To be a full dinosaur, an animal must have been green, and totaled the mass of ten dimetrodons, or four quarterodons, or even one hundred pennidons.
The Alvisaur is the only dinosaur that had six feet. This is especially notable in that it had only four legs. Its discoverer, Alvin Machi, was very adamant that his reconstruction of the Alvisaur was correct, though many other paleentologists- paleantologis- paleontolegist- Dinosaur researchers insisted he had merely placed two extra feet next to the specimen, and that they were elk feet as evidenced by the hooves, and elk hair.
The Verivisovalisaur is one of the least known dinosaurs because no fossil of it has ever been found, nor have any impressions, footprints or other evidence. Its only mention is actually in this very fact, which has nothing to back it up at all. Yet still people deny that we evolved from it.
Peter James Wigglenson (not pictured, this photo is from an episode of some comedy show) famously denied the existence of dinosaurs until he himself was eaten by one. Stating in his manifesto that the concept of dinosaurs opposed the Bible, he attempted to prove his beliefs by taunting a cassowary, one of the last living dinosaurs. Though he was killed, many took up his cause, which is strange because the Bible in question is not a religious bible, but the “Muffler King’s Bible and Bibliography of Muffler Manufacturers 1908-1978,” which for some reason states that there are no dinosaurs.
The largest dinosaur ever recorded is the Giganticus Galimuliplexus, which stood over 700ft tall, measured 8000ft long, and weighted as much as 500 blue whales. Only the toe bone of this gargantuan creature has been found, and its discovery remains controversial because it was found on the set of Pacific Rim 2 being used as a prop. Also notable is that it was made of paper maché, which experts claim made the animal just light enough to still be able to move. Some also point to the film’s budget listing for a fake paper maché toe bone for a giant monster, but according to dinosaur expert Dino Sareckspirt, “Leave me alone please I beg you I made a mistake stop calling me you’re ruining my family and I just want to be left alone.”
I hope you have enjoyed this series of dinosaur facts with pictures. Please let me know if you’d ever like for the pictures to be related to the facts, as I do not do requests or take suggestions, ever.
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