The Lost Weasley

A forgetful Ginger who keeps forgetting...........

[theonlyrufus]

Am in garden area hoping to get postcards and vivillion from other areas

[ashstfu]

i hate it when people ask me “what are your interests in life?” dude i have no idea. i cannot explain. i'm not a person. i'm a collection of miracles, bound together by both sunlight and darkness. i'm also much more than that; i am a story, a home, a wolf that howls in the night. i'm the comet streaking through the sky on the way to do good and bright things.

[funnytwittertweets]

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss

[lenbian-moved-deactivated202601]

they call this a pyramid scheme i think

[bantlers-old]

[tarrmacktaxi]

lovecore this. cottagecore that. what about the reactor core its going to explode

[rookdaw]

[blizzly]

me @ friends: listen, farscape is this gritty, dirty space opera, full of morally grey stories and heavy, dark themes, difficult writ-

farscape: *farts helium*

[nonasuch]

for the record, if you have never watched Farscape: it is a show about an American astronaut who gets stranded in space with a bunch of aliens. this description is technically accurate but tells you nothing about the actual experience of watching the show.

if it helps any, please consider that the main characters are, in no particular order:

a jock who’s very good at math and surprisingly good at feelings

an ex-space cop who combines the fighting-for-your-life aptitude of Ellen Ripley with the understanding-her-own-emotions aptitude of Seven of Nine

Space Javert

a big weird puppet friend with like 12 arms. you will want to hug him.

Fun Worf

“wow i wonder how she got so calm and centered, she seems very wise” “oh yeah i used to be an EXTREMELY violent anarchist and I’m holding onto my chill by my fingernails at all times”

like, what if Yoda had 0 wisdom to impart and was just a horrible little bastard man who only wanted to do crimes

alien girl on Space Rumspringa except she’s never going back because on her home planet feelings are illegal

[ahs013]

“your password is weak” well so is my memory so plz let me keep it

[scope-dogg]

[mr-soft-banned]

valid target for home invasions

[scope-dogg]

[notkatniss]

remember when hozier did the victorias secret fashion show. scream

[notkatniss]

he looks like he just accidentally teleported there 

[mysticalalleycat]

Y'all Elle interviewed him about this beforehand and it’s the best thing I’ve read.

What a legend

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

[fannish-snailien-deactivated202]

(x) via oxbowreality

[cirrates]

youknow when kittens meow and their eyes get a bit smaller cos theur faces r so little they cant have their mouth and eyes all the way open at the same time I think about it so muxh

[cirrates]

THIS IS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[capacity]

*is a wreck*

*gives ppl lifestyle advice*

[ineffablesilence-deactivated202]

Life hack: take your own advice

[capacity]

[jjaux-deactivated20240425]

me reading the same post 5 times in a row because everyone has the same mutuals

[wirbelwindria]

me still joining my mutuals in reblogging the same post

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

difference between emperor penguin and king penguin is that a baby emperor penguin is a kind, gentle, benevolent creature, and a baby king penguin is the devil.

[fungoidz-deactivated20200705]

observe

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Me on two hours of sleep vs me on nine hours

[chamomilegeode-deactivated20221]

thinkin about a baby of my acquaintance & how when her parents are hanging out & chatting, she’ll almost fully participate in the conversation–politely watching who’s talking, saying something approx the same length & tone of what her parents are saying, occasionally using a questioning cadence & looking at someone specific for an answer, laughing when they laugh–doing everything except actually using any recognizable language

[chamomilegeode-deactivated20221]

this baby also once tipped me a granola bar at work. she’d been watching everyone in line very closely & when it was her parent’s turn, at exactly the right point in the transaction for a tip, she pickpocketed her mom’s granola bar & shoved it in the tip har

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This baby has better social skills than me

[meladoodle]

please watch this video

[hotvampireadjacent]

“weather BOY” power move

[yuzupool]

this kid came straight out of an episode of lizzie mcguire

[pintsizedpeanut]

WHAT