Not appreciating the unappreciative attitude

I'm 18 I think, I sometimes like sex and drugs and rock and roll, I don't like idiots, probably

[wheelchair-warrior]

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

[dragondicks]

Greek myths are fucking great because their gods are so human. They argue, they fuck up at things, they make fun of each other, they piss each other off, it’s great, there’s so much human interaction and then Christianity comes in like that guy and is all like “oh my god is infallible and knows everything and immortal and everywhere at once and you can’t see it but its totally there and stronger than everything” shut the fuck up Christianity go take a writing class

[prismatic-bell]

did you just call the Christian god a Mary Sue

[saladmander]

ok but like when did self-sacrifice become synonymous with death? writers seem to have forgotten that people can make personal sacrifices for the greater good without giving their lives. plots about self-sacrifice and selflessness don’t always have to end in death. suffering doesn’t have to be mourning. you can create drama and emotional depth on your show without killing everyone. learn to explore the meaning of living rather than dying

[ladyeternal178]

Death. Is. NOT. The. Only. Way. To. Advance. The. Narrative.

[geralehane]

Fun things to sacrifice for your loved ones in your free time that don’t include death and actually set up for a whole new season of high level drama:

- humanity (mostly applicable to sci-fi/supernatural genre) - memories (mostly applicable to sci-fi/supernatural genre) - love for that special someone (mostly applicable to sci-fi/supernatural genre) - emotions (mostly applicable to sci-fi/supernatural genre) - rank/position/ - yourself/your brain/your skills (give yourself over to bad guys and become their brainwashed agent so your loved ones live) - years of bloody ruthless traditions to make way for peace (hi lexa and fuck jroth tbh) - freedom (includes that of speech/mind/will) - your grandpa’s fortune - hell even material possessions have that girl sacrifice her goddamn house so they can pay off her gf’s student loans or whatever juST STOP KILLING CHARACTERS TO FURTHER YOUR PLOT

[seven4id]

[justloveskins]

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

Watch: This has too be too good to be true, right?

Follow @the-future-now

[bigmamag]

the Star Trek future is NOW

[coloursteelsexappeal]

Los Angeles, California; 1987

[codeinequeeeen-deactivated20161]

IF YOU AINT SUCKING HIS DICK WHILE HES DRIVING THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[yallstillhere]

Getting home safely

[dangercrossing]

inspired by Animal Crossing, I’ve started doing this thing where I mail my best friends a framed picture of myself and then never speak to them again

[kisu-no-hi]

Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created

[andthebandbeginstoplay]

[beautiful-garbage]

[c-a-k-e-deactivated20170914]

i hate those posts that are like “hes tall, handsome, funny… i didnt say a name but he popped into your head didnt he ? :)” like no? he didnt. who the fuck is he 

[katana-kind-blog]

he is here

[c-a-k-e-deactivated20170914]

oh!! hes everything hes been made out to be!!

[99precincts]

that time andy samberg was a complete savage re: the guys choice awards

[emilydoesthething]

Honestly Andy Samberg is such a treasure.

[rings0fmary-deactivated20161111]

[jailor-deactivated20230520]

excuse me sir, 

i just have to ask you a question

[kit-harington]

Deadpool - deleted scenes.