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This tickled me.
Magnus : please take my memories of Alec
Jem : alright fuck this silence bullshit, now listen up you heartbroken little shit
We always find our way back to each other
Clary: Are Magnus and Alec fighting?
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[Across the room]
Magnus, shouting: My husband is hotter than your husband!
Alec, shouting back: How dare you? Your husband can't even be compared to mine!
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Izzy: Yup.
Clary: But they're married to each other.
Izzy: They're both very drunk.
Alec: Magnus, do you want to sing Madzie a nursery rhyme?
Magnus: Sure.
Magnus: Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed bugs bite. Tonight. Imma fight. Till we see the sunlight. Tik Tok. On the clock. But the party don't stop...
Alec: Alright, that's enough.
New sneak peek for episode 3x19
āWhat about lying is supposed to make me so happy? I wasnāt happy before. Iām happy nowā¦Telling the truth makes me happy. Magnus makes me happy. I donāt care if itās difficult.ā
ā Alec Lightwood to his father, Red Scrolls of Magic, page 66
āHey, gorgeous, how are you feeling?ā
alec + finally snapping and making out with magnus in the instituteĀ
3x16 | 3x18
āDays ago, you told me that you couldnāt bear to lose me. ā
Iām just gonna stare at this and cry lol.
I canāt lose you too.
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āWhatās that you have there, sweetie?ā Lily asked as Alec came in.
āWhat he has is my phone,ā said Alec. āWhich he stole.ā
In Rafaelās hands, Alecās phone buzzed. Alec reached for it, but Rafael moved casually out of reach. He didnāt seem terribly concerned that Alec had grabbed for him. He was staring at the phone.
Alec reached for the phone, then stopped, caught off guard. As Rafael studied the phone, the sullen line of his mouth twitched, then slowly curved into a smile. The smile, slow and warm and sweet, altered his whole face.
Alecās hand dropped. Rafael turned a suddenly-bright countenance up to him and chirped a question. Even his voice sounded different when he was happy.
āI donāt understand you,ā Alec said helplessly.
Rafael waved the phone in Alecās face to illustrate his point. Alec looked at the screen, and kept looking. Heād had a sick unsteady feeling in his chest since he realized what the Shadowhunters were doing here, but the world felt steady again now.
Magnus had sent a picture with the caption āBlueberry and I home from a wild and dangerous mission with a swingset.ā
Magnus was leaning against their front door. Max was laughing, all dimples, the way he did whenever Magnus did magic to amuse him. There were blue and golden lights streaming all around them, and huge iridescent bubbles that seemed made of light too. Magnus was smiling a small fond smile, and the black spikes of his hair were wreathed with radiant ribbons of magic.
Alec had asked Magnus to send him pictures whenever he was away, after their first mission when Max was a baby. To remind Alec what he was fighting for.
Lily cleared her throat. āThe kid asked: āWho is that cool man?āā
āOh,ā said Alec, kneeling by the bed. āOh, thatāsāthatās Magnus. His name is Magnus Bane. Heās myāIām hisāhe and I are going to get married.ā
One day, they would.
Alec wasnāt sure why it felt important to tell this child.
Lily translated. Rafael looked from the phone to Alecās face, then back again, his brow furrowed in clear surprise. Alec waited. Heād heard kids say terrible things before now. Adults poured poison in their minds and then it came out of their mouths.
Lily laughed.
āHe said,ā Lily reported with unholy joy, āāWhat is that cool man doing with you?āā
Alec said: āRafael, give me back my phone.ā
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