Malec. Yes!

Anna / 22 / Asian-American/ bi/ I mostly post shitty chat posts about Malec

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Magnus: Did you know every 1 out of 3 hoes are mad?

Alec: I'm not mad.

Magnus: I'm not mad either.

Magnus & Alec: [look at Lorenzo]

Lorenzo: What?

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Magnus: Yes, I looked both ways before crossing the street.

Alec: -

Magnus: Both sexy and beautiful.

Alec: YOU ALMOST GOT HIT BY A BUS!

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Drunk!Alec: Magnus, say you love me.

Magnus: You love me.

Drunk!Alec: No, I meant-

Magnus: So you don't love me?

Drunk!Alec: Of course I love you!

Magnus: Then what's the problem?

Drunk!Alec: Ugh. Just forget it!

Magnus, smiling and kissing Alec: I love you, Alexander.

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Izzy: My brother is not exactly warm and fuzzy.

Alec: Magnus, stay in bed and cuddle with me. It's too early!

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Clary: Alec is the most law-abiding Shadowhunter.

Alec: Magnus can stay at the Institute as long as he wants. Also, Imma go to Lorenzo's mansion to put on an elaborated facade so that Magnus can snoop around.

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Jace: Alec is a man with immense self-restraint.

Alec: Magnus, let's stop training and go have sex instead because I'm so turned on by how strong you are.

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Simon: Alec doesn't know how to let loose.

Alec: I'd like a gin martini, stirred not shaken and with extra olives. Magnus, let's get drunk and dance around in our living room.

[anothermalecblog]

Magnus: -and then I knocked him out and sent him through a portal.

Alec: ok wig.

Magnus: I thought you'd be impressed.

Alec: I am!

Magnus: But you said "ok wig", not "omg wig" as if you weren't excited. Like, meh ok my wig fell off.

Alec: ... I'm trying my best, Magnus!

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[How it could have gone after Magnus woke up from his coma]

Magnus: I love sleepovers.

Alec: This isn't a sleepover. You're in the clinic.

Magnus: Then why do I have this nightgown on?

Alec: That's a hospital gown.

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Jace: Magnus has powerful magic but I don't think he's physically strong.

Magnus: [silently stands up, walks over to Alec and picks him up bridal style effortlessly while maintaining eye-contact with Jace]

Alec: Don't ever insult my husband like that again!

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Alec, pointing at Magnus' jacket: That jacket looks good on you.

Magnus, winking: YOU look good on me, babe.

Alec, blushing: Just say "thanks" when I compliment you.

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Magnus: Madzie say shit today. Who taught her that?

Alec: Not me. I say fuck.

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Everyone: We are going to meet with the High Warlock of Brooklyn.

Alec: Hope this doesn't awaken anything in me.

[After meeting Magnus]

Alec: Oh no. Something has been awoken.

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Alec: Jace, do you wanna find out your clown name?

Jace: My 'clown' name?

Alec: Yeah. It's your first name and your last name.

Simon: *gives Alec a high-five under the table*

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Alec: I love you. Now say it back.

Magnus: It back.

Alec: ...

Magnus: ...

Alec: ...

Magnus: NO, DON'T CRY! I'M KIDDING!

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Alec: We just had breakfast. Why are you making pancakes?

Magnus: The pancakes are for the cats.

Alec: Why are you making pancakes for the cats?

Magnus: Because the cats can't make pancakes themselves.

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Alec: Have I told you how much I love you?

Magnus: You might have but feel free to remind me.

Alec: Well, I love-

Izzy: Enough! You have reminded him 14 times during dinner alone! He remembers! We all remember!

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Question: Do you find it weird in fanfiction that Alec is constantly depicted as not standing up for himself when he gets unwanted advances, but in the show (especially season 1) Alec could give no shits about telling people to fuck off if they were annoying him

I kinda do. I mean like yeah, Alec used to repress his feelings and didn’t talk about his own needs and desires. And that could potentially make him come off like a timid push-over. But I think that’s a false impression because Alec does not take any shit from anyone. Telling people to fuck off is something he’s very good at actually. 

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Sorry for the lack of posts. It’s been kinda busy but I should be able to post more regularly now ^^ hope y’all are doing well. 

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don’t worry I stopped writing one of my favourite stories because I tried to bake cookies last weekend, your reason can’t be worse

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thanks for trying to make me feel better about it. also baking cookies is a valid reason :)

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Simon: I hate it when people say Jace and I are “idiots to lovers”.

Clary: Why?

Simon: We became lovers but we never stopped being idiots.