Let's Fly Away

Brendon Urie. King of the Heathens. Putter of ketchup on Mac and Cheese because I am a heathen. 35% talent 65% water AIM: punkbden [fake]  

[came4blueberries]

why am i wearing a fucking turtle neck

[theoriginalgaylord]

Did someone say dog day?

[theoriginalgaylord]

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[theoriginalgaylord]

Did someone say dog day?

[some-good-songs]

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I fly like paper, get high like planes If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name If you come around here, I make 'em all day I get one down in a second if you wait

[theoriginalgaylord]

I also now know why they used to be on much all the time

[theoriginalgaylord]

I never knew down with Webster was from Toronto until right now.

[theoriginalgaylord]

I won’t ever let go

[mlgwhoredan]

[rose voice] i’ll never let go, jack

[theoriginalgaylord]

DONT YOU DARE

[theoriginalgaylord]

I’ve got one the size of a quarter. Let’s die together

[mlgwhoredan]

hold my hand brendon

[theoriginalgaylord]

I won't ever let go

[mlgwhoredan]

the mosquito bite on my leg is the size of a dime, i don’t think thats good

[theoriginalgaylord]

I've got one the size of a quarter. Let's die together

[theoriginalgaylord]

I'm refraining from reblogging nick until I figure out a tag for him

[theoriginalgaylord]

Puns are the reason I breathe

[smosh]

via 27 Band Puns So Stupid You’ll Feel Bad For Laughing

[theoriginalgaylord]

ptr-wentz sotwoyearsago

[alicecantfly]

guess where nicki minaj has been

[attila--the--pun-blog]

A man walks into a bar and sees three cuts of meat stapled to the ceiling. He approaches the bartender and asks, “What’s that all about?” The bartender says, “Well, if you can jump up and touch one of the pieces of meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. But, if you miss, you pay...

[retroretaliations-deactivated20]

Call me the king of bad puns.

[therogueroxylalonde-blog]

I haven’t seen many hipsters around lately… maybe they went underground.