and also baby yoda

[herpsandbirds]

[beemovieerotica]

tumblr user 1: you guys should drink more plain water, it's good for you

tumblr user 2: actually you can drink whatever you want all the time

tumblr user 3: yee and water is icky :(

tumblr user 4: I literally can't drink plain water as I'll instantly start throwing up, some people's bodies simply can't process it, you can't make blanket statements about what's good or not good for someone else's digestive system

tumblr user 5: ooouugh.. tony the tiger hairy armpits 😩

[pedropascal24-7]

Grogu gifted an umbrella

[gathersnomoths]

[esneullert]

[carlaloveslfc]

[sugar-petals]

lots of admiration goes out to the grogu puppeteers, they're doing such a stellar job 🥰

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[montereygay-ao3]

Happy May the 4th! Throwback to s1 Mando fit

[schmeltastic]

Happy Pride Month to Pedro Pascal’s canonically queer characters

[pathetic-floretic]

What people think BDSM is like:

Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go

Sub: what

What BDSM is actually like

Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go

Dom: what

Sub: please

[kinkydorah]

troy and abed with the vaaaaaampires 🎵

[assiraphales]

I know padme’s friends were tired. oh so you’re marrying the hormonal teenage space monk who lives halfway across the galaxy that the you’ve seen a total of two months in the last ten years? are we sure this is love or do you just think he’s hot? bc you’re a queen turned senator and he’s emotionally stunted and in a cult. maybe we should at least wait until he cuts off that rat tail perchance?

[cyartomad]

din djarin is canonically the type of dad to buckle his kid’s spaceship seatbelt but then allow the kid to sit and watch a firefight with no protection, which is funny to me

Din: I trust him to block blaster bolts with his magic, but I’m sure if given the chance he’ll just fly out of his seat in the razorcrest

Grogu: *airplane noises* din: exactly

[buckycap]

i think about this tweet a lot

[11rooks]

Fun fact: Mandalorians touch foreheads when they want to show affection but cant take off their helmets. It’s called a Keldabe kiss. (This is also an ironic term for straight up head butting someone.)

[i-is-surrounded-by-idjits]

that makes this so much worse:

FYI Jengo Fett’s (Boba’s dad) head is still in that helmet

[nightofthecreeps]

I know it’s essentially “affectionate head butting” but I’ve always found the concept of the Keldabe Kiss fascinating bc the actors who played Jango and young Boba Fett are Māori and in māori culture they have the hongi which is a traditional greeting of touching noses/foreheads

Like I know it’s probably not that deep but I’ve always wondering if maybe that partly inspired the above moment with Boba

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

this is why i always powder the fuck out of my forehead before going to a community meeting lol. you end up leaving foundation on 40 elders’ foreheads if u arent prepared lmao

[izzyovercoffee]

just wanted to add that one of the writers for much of the mandalorian content to come out when Legends was still the Expanded Universe specifically understood the significance of the Fett actors being Māori and the importance of the hongi, and the “Keldabe Kiss” was a way of canonizing that in-universe.

so yes, it is that deep, and it was intentional.

[twinkhole-destroyer]

but babe you love being chained to the radiator

[roriferis]

Two older men just walked by my window.

Old man 1: Do you really think Amy is manipulative?

Me: (Oh this sounds juicy. Who is Amy. What did Amy do.)

Old man 2: I don't know. I think Laurie is a liar though.

Me: (The plot thickens, keep talking boys)

Old man 1: I don't think Amy should have burned Jo's papers, but I don't blame her for marrying Laurie. I don't think she's a puppetmaster. Jo said no. How is Laurie a liar?

Me: (shocked pikachu face)