and also baby yoda

[savethelifeofmychild]

what's up with folk music being full of faggots, does singing about vietnamese war and drugs turn u into dick/clit sucking machine? so fucking tired of harmonica bisexuals rn

this is the best ask ever. music critics in the mid 1960s:

[vampirefabio]

the wedding ring stays ON during sex with other people.

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[writingdose]

the character in canon: calm, composed, cold, intimidating, invincible

the character in my fics: shaking, whimpering, curling in on himself on the floor and is covered in blood

[drconstell]

i'm very proud of this pic 💚

[virgiljohnny]

Virgil Van Dijk 🫀❤️‍🔥| Rike, Noa, Jordan, & Jenee were caught on screen

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

basically my favorite thing to do is imagine The Character in some sort of situation of terrible emotional turmoil. it’s like enrichment for me

[birdplushie]

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

[suburbanscrimshaw]

Old Man viewing

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

I know and understand what people mean when they say it but the concept that watching TV is mindless entertaining/switching your brain off...babygirl I'm having analytical visions beyond even my comprehension when watching a good show

[exeggcute]

I need a polite and effective way to say "hey your heart is truly in the right place and your anger is often righteous but I think sometimes you’re getting recreationally mad about things that are frankly not worth the amount of energy you’re spending on them, and every time you do this you're driving yourself slightly more insane with nothing to show for it," and then I need a way to broadcast that message through a loudspeaker to roughly 30,000 people at once, and THEN I need a time machine to send that message to my past self lol. and maybe a second time machine in case past me tries to be clever and sabotage the version of me who comes through the first time machine

[kitnita]

robo 1 year extension without going to an arb hearing i 💖 kicking this particular can down the road why don't we all just keep kicking the robo can down the road

[walk-up-songs]

#jim nill’s like sisyphus if his rock was just this can - @starrynet

[tragicwaif]

now let’s see him getting triggered during sex

[enki2]

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[annoyinglythoughtfuldestiny]

Watching Din getting thrown around like a rag doll and being a dramatic ass will never not make me laugh 😭